Pretty Good: Funny Stories I've Collected Over the Years 感觉还行，多年积攒搞笑文
Translated by GPT-6 Luna
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I Became the First Emperor of Qin's National Preceptor with a Favorable Consort System 我靠宠妃系统当了秦始皇的国师
My new novel, Everyone at Court Can Hear My Inner Thoughts, is currently being serialized. Interested readers can visit my author page to check it out. (The synopsis of this novel is below.) She was the person dearest to Qin Shi Huang. She was Emperor Wu of Han's one true love. She was the one Tang Taizong could never bear to hurt, not even a finger's breadth. She was… Qin Shi Huang: That's right. Emperor Wu of Han: The empire means less to me than she does. Tang Taizong: I would gladly sha
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Am I a Tree? [Honghuang] 我是一棵树?[洪荒]
When Xi Rong wakes up, she has become a banyan sapling, floating in a gray, hazy void. She knows she's a banyan because right in front of her is the game screen from the game she was playing before she died suddenly: "I Am a Banyan Tree". That's right. That's the game's name. It's a realistic tree simulator with no controls at all. The player can only leave it running and watch a tree slowly sprout and grow as the sun rises and sets. Now Xi Rong has become a tree that can't move at all. Xi Ron
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Am I a Block Person? [Honghuang] 我是方块人？[洪荒]
[The heroine becomes the Fourth Catastrophe of the Primordial World + sandbox game + a touch of universal adoration + invincible protagonist + comedy] At first, Yun Xiu thought she’d transmigrated into a sandbox survival game. The blurry pixelated world was made up of blocks, from people to objects. She had become a block person too. Yun Xiu felt her square hand against her square head. …I’ve never been so square in my entire life. The first step to becoming a block person: if you want to get
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You Have Money, I Have a Knife 你有钱，我有刀
Hua Yitang, Jiangnan's top playboy, suddenly became an official and went on to solve several major cases that rocked the court. His hangers-on flocked to him in such numbers that they nearly trampled the Hua family's gate, all asking Master Hua for the secret to his success. Hua Yitang reclined on a daybed and waved his fan. "Eat dog shit." His friends were in an uproar. "If you don't want to tell us, fine, but why insult us?" "It's simply because I'm lucky," Hua Yitang said with a smile that ma
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The Trainee Shadow Queen Is Having a Rough Time [Western Crossover] 见习鬼影女王不太好[综英美]
These days, do you have to watch out for transmigrating even when you cosplay a childhood favorite in a dream? If Cheng Xiaoyu had known her dream would come true, she swore she never would have gotten carried away and stuck an unknown tattoo sticker on herself just because she was dreaming. She especially wouldn't have tried it out after realizing it was a Shadowkhan tattoo, just like in the cartoon. And she definitely wouldn't have run into the shadows after dreaming about a terrifying monster
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The Jianghu Is No Place Above the Law [Wuxia Crossover] 江湖并非法外之地[综武侠]
Jiang Yuyu stayed up all night grinding away at a game until she overdid it, then died in bed when her phone smacked her in the face. Before she died, the screen was on a wuxia-themed farming game. Its main gameplay was capturing criminals from the martial world and making them work on a farm. When she woke up again, she was in a wasteland, with an unconscious man pinned beneath her. A cheerful voice rang out in her mind: [Congratulations, player! You have successfully captured the famous Kin
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[Genshin Impact] Unable to Become the Lord of Elden, I Switched Careers to Become a Teyvat Archon [综原神]当不成艾尔登之王的我转行当提瓦特魔神
The story is complete. Please support the official release. Thank you, lovely readers! The falling leaves brought news: in our ancient homeland, the Lands Between, the Elden Ring that ruled the world had been shattered. Whoever repairs the Elden Ring may become the new Elden Lord! Countless awakened Tarnished crawled out of their coffins and set out on the road home... That was what Tanis should have expected her life after being resurrected to be like. But can someone explain why she woke u
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The Silly Little Heiress 沙雕千金三岁半
Wan Wansui isn't sweet and cuddly, nor is she a lucky charm. She's three and a half, and has had a naturally cool face since birth. At kindergarten, everyone except her is the star of a story about a three-and-a-half-year-old darling child. Every day, she watches coldly with her childish, naturally cool face as those spoiled little brats and their doting parents trade face-slapping blows. What makes Wan Wansui different? She has parents, siblings, a grandma, and a grandpa who are all complete
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[Western Crossover] The Burnout Isn't Planning to Do Their Job Properly [综英美]摆烂□□不准备好好干
Make a big show of every point, stir up controversy, relentlessly trash the other candidates, and turn the campaign into a stand-up comedy special. That year, a mayoral candidate ran on a promise to make Gotham great again. With the hopeful confidence of someone who had absolutely no chance of winning, she used her unique campaign tactics and actually got elected. Now, let's tell the citizens a special news joke and see whether they'd rather hear the good news or the bad news: -- The good new
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[Genshin Impact] After Becoming the Guide System for the Fourth Calamity [原神]成为第四天灾的向导系统后
[Complete and ready to binge!! Check out my upcoming story, "[Genshin Impact] The Fatui Harbinger Who Always Rolls a Critical Failure." It's a silly tabletop-RPG Fourth Calamity story. Add it to your collection if you're interested!] With this world's Paimon missing, the main world dispatched support machine POD-A090 as a guide System, directing the Traveler, who had drifted in from beyond the heavens, on a journey to visit the seven nations, seek out the gods, and reunite with their lost twin.
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Please Stop Playing Games 求你别玩游戏啦
It was a discarded, obsolete android prototype, stripped of its designation. The moment it opened its eyes, it found itself in another unfamiliar human world. It wasn't worried at all. First, it didn't have the emotion of "fear." Second, it had become a "she." From then on, this unremarkable office drone, now bearing the new designation Ibuki Mitsuwa, would devote her life to learning how to become "human." After consulting a kind man in bandages (a human) who claimed to understand the very esse
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Dorm Manager, We Have a Problem! 宿管哥，不好了！
After failing his graduate school entrance exam in his senior year, Ning Yi wanted to find a suitable temporary job. It had to leave him time to borrow books from the library and be easy enough that he could study for another try. After fighting his way through the bustling job market, Ning Yi made a dazzling career change and took a job as a dorm supervisor at Building F of Rongcheng University. Yesterday, he was a senior everyone bossed around. Today, he's the king who controls your fate. Be i
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