Am I a Block Person? [Honghuang]

[The heroine becomes the Fourth Catastrophe of the Primordial World + sandbox game + a touch of universal adoration + invincible protagonist + comedy] At first, Yun Xiu thought she’d transmigrated into a sandbox survival game. The blurry pixelated world was made up of blocks, from people to objects. She had become a block person too. Yun Xiu felt her square hand against her square head. …I’ve never been so square in my entire life. The first step to becoming a block person: if you want to get rich, start by chopping trees! System notification: Player has reached level 10 and earned the achievement [Novice Lumberjack]. Equip it to chop trees 10% faster. She cleared fields and gardens, planting every plant she dug up! She built a zoo and caught every animal she came across! Come to think of it, the names of these plants and animals were pretty interesting. There were things like the Innate Gourd Vine and the Peach Tree of Immortality, not to mention creatures called Ancestral Dragon and Kunpeng. Had the game been updated with ancient mythology settings? Yun Xiu: Whatever. Mine, mine, all mine! A collector, farmer, and grind-loving player never gives up! Food: 999! Wood: 999! Ore: 999! Favorability: 999! Wait, where did this favorability come from? * Tongtian, who lived atop Kunlun Mountain, had always known there was a strange neighbor on the mountain next door. During the great calamity that devastated all living beings, he and his two brothers stayed in their thatched cottage to cultivate in seclusion, afraid to go outside and incur karma. But she was always running around, devoted to dragging home every plant, spirit beast, and even… cultivator she came across. He watched her carry home a ginseng fruit tree that had already gained sentience. Its cries of fury at being known as Zhen Yuanzi’s ginseng fruit tree rang across all of Kunlun. The Queen Mother of the West on West Kunlun had obviously heard too, and sent out a bluebird to investigate. As expected, the moment Yun Xiu noticed it, the bluebird was hers for the taking. Over time, the entire Primordial World learned that the beautiful and wondrous Kunlun Mountain was home to the most brutal, wealthy, and greedy person around. Eight of the Ten Great Innate Spiritual Roots were in her backyard. Countless innate treasures and acquired spiritual treasures were piled carelessly in her vault. Whatever caught her eye, whether a spiritual treasure or a cultivator, could never escape her grasp! Just how evil was she? Put it this way: Demon Ancestor Luohu said, “I’ve worked hard to do evil for all these years, and I’m still only number two!” The heroine will gradually return to a normal perspective as her level increases. Couple: Tongtian. As usual, it’s a satisfying, hilarious comedy. If you like it, please add it to your collection! Mwah! * Check out my similar novel, *Players Are Empathy Guides, Not the Fourth Catastrophe*. Yun Miao downloaded a game called *Dao Simulator*. Character stats: Constitution 1, spiritual root potential 1, comprehension 999! For cultivators, the most important things have always been techniques, spirit pills, magic treasures, and the countless resources everyone covets. But on the Stairway to Heaven and in the Heart-Questioning Formation, a young woman sat cross-legged for three days and nights before declaring, “I don’t cultivate immortality, I seek the Dao. If I hear the Dao in the morning, I can die content that evening!” In an instant, vast amounts of spiritual qi came surging in. The young woman became the last person accepted in the Xuantian Sect’s recruitment, yet went from ordinary mortal to Qi Refining in a single step! The sect leader of Xuantian Sect was overjoyed and took her as his final disciple, thinking he’d struck gold. He had no idea he’d picked up a menace. Shocking! Why does the sect leader’s direct disciple make a living picking through trash? Terrifying! Why does a young woman keep giving flowers to men and women, young and old? Who is she in love with?! Who dares challenge the evil guardian dragon with nothing but a broken sword? Who crawls around in a dark, twisted frenzy in the middle of the night, making all the disciples scream in unison? And who threatens to hang herself with a waistband outside someone else’s door?! * In the game, Yun Miao shows off effortlessly and relies on sudden enlightenment to cultivate. She also becomes a master of human nature, showering sword immortals, Buddhist disciples, immortal maidens, demonesses, and Demon Venerables with pep talks. Countless NPCs are spiritually enlightened, suddenly achieve realization, willingly join her ranks, and revere her. And so she becomes the supreme Dao Venerable! Yun Miao logs off, satisfied, only to learn that spiritual qi has revived in the real world. Countless mighty figures who had been dormant for tens of thousands of years have awakened, and they call out before her: “Welcome back, Dao Venerable!” Yun Miao: ???! As usual, it’s a satisfying and hilarious Fourth Catastrophe story. If you like it, please add it to your collection! Theme: No matter how difficult things get, face them with courage.