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Due to the disappearance of Paimon in this world, the main world sent the auxiliary machine POD-A090 as a guide system to guide the travelers who drifted from the outer world to embark on a journey to visit the seven countries, search for gods, and reunite with lost blood relatives.
Unexpectedly, the travelers in this world are not original, but original players who have been reincarnated into another world, also known as the Fourth Natural Disaster.
The first day of the world
Pod is soaking in the sea waiting to be fished
Mondstadt is like locusts passing through, not a single grass grows, and every camp is filled with mourners and no one is left alive.
The second day when the world opens
Pod sinks to the bottom and tries to analyze and learn
All the mineral deposits in Liyue were looted, and all the monsters were slaughtered overnight.
The third day of soaking in the water
The player has arrived at the initial beach, the place where the legendary dream begins.
Pod: Are players finally going to start the plot?
... No, the player is holding the ice slime and trying to condense the ice to cross the sea to Inazuma.
Pod jumped out of the water: Let's explore the area ahead later!
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Later, two young travelers whose reputations were unknown to everyone from Mondstadt to Solstice were asked to summarize their past journeys.
The golden retriever players spoke righteously: We and the Wind God saved their families, held a funeral for the Rock God, made friendly deals with the Ice God, helped the Thunder God get out of his heart, and rescued the Little Grass God from Jingshan Palace and escaped from captivity.
The white-haired guide looked calm: Yes, that's it.
... Just omitting a trivial part
For example, performing arts and burying friends with the Wind God, robbing the Rock God in front of him, killing the Ice God's men (many times), blowing up the Thunder God's residence, kidnapping the Little Grass God and making her mortgage the Jingshan Palace to incur a huge debt.
The golden retriever player looked innocent: After that, we worked hard and completed the feat of saving the world.
White-haired Guide: ... Every day after this, I will work hard to prevent the fourth natural disaster from destroying the world:)
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1. CP player
2. The player is not Brother Kong. The system has the human form of a white-haired boy, and there will be a lot of humanoid scenes.
3. The auxiliary machine neta comes from Nier Automata, and the A090 model is obtained through fishing, which corresponds to fishing for Paimon. However, this article has nothing to do with the plot of the Nier series, and there is no reading threshold.
4. Warning: This article contains many flaws such as character OOC, novice writing style, Wo-flow world view setting, etc. If you don't like it, please exit. Don't scold me. I can't scold you.
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[Manual dividing line, the following is the pre-received copy]
"[Original God] Foolish Executive, he always fails"
Mochizuki Toki inexplicably traveled to the world of Teyvat, and parachuted into the staff of Fool Executives. The future seemed smooth.
But at the same time, he was also bound to a team investigator system
The novice system has great ambitions: our goal is to become a legendary investigator!
Mochizuki Toki was also very excited and gave the system a big fail on the spot to show off her strength.
System: ... Huh?
Fortunately, in the big friendly family of Fools, there are many colleagues who love each other and share his difficulties and share the punishment of big failures.
A bizarre alchemical explosion occurred in the headquarters laboratory...
The "Doctor" who was killed by a dozen slices stayed up at midnight: No, he is sick, right?
Help others and give a first-aid punch to a colleague who looks unhappy...
The "rich man" who was severely injured by his colleague forced a smile: the rescue was good, don't save him again next time
Symptoms of temporary madness happen to be random enough to interpersonal dependence…
The "skirmisher", who was deeply loved as a son, had a hard fist: ... You are dead!
The attack once again went towards the friendly side uncontrollably...
The "lady" who skillfully avoided being stabbed by her colleagues was so angry that she started fighting on the spot: I have tolerated you for a long time, and there will be no end.
In this regard, Mochizuki Toki expressed that he was innocent: I don't want to have such a big failure.
... There is no other way, so I have to aggrieve everyone who is a fool.
This article is also known as "The Legendary Investigator Started with a Big Failure", "The Executive, But Was Hunted by All the Fools", "The Queen Who Went Through Ice" and "The Queen's Worst Troubles"
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1. Main recipient, cp to be determined
2. Persecution to the fourth natural disaster sand glyph, there are a lot of village rules, atypical running group
3. Warning: This article contains many flaws such as character OOC, novice writing style, Wo-flow world view setting, etc. If you don't like it, please exit. Don't scold me. I can't scold you.
Intention: As long as you don't lose your nobility, the whole world will be open to you
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Come on, madam [like] [please] It's so well written [like] [make me healthy]
It's so touching, so beautiful and beautiful!
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I quite like this article. Will the author update it?
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