[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] The Horse-Roping Player Is Unstoppable

Content warning: Multiple pairings, and the protagonist is attracted to men and women alike... because I want to write about nuns (honestly). Doesn't anyone think HP is hot...?

I'll probably let loose more with the multiverse stuff. Not sure whether the top and bottom roles will stay fixed; it'll depend on how much I feel like letting loose when I start writing. I might include some dark jokes and black humor, and I'll make use of overused memes too. If you have a lot of squicks, it might be best not to bookmark this one ().

--I'm not ready to write a proper synopsis yet TT, so here's a little preview:

["Playing Alongside JoJo 2: The Bounty Hunter's Journey" is officially launching in 20XX. Add it to your wishlist now~]

1.

The Bounty Hunter's Journey. You can tell at a glance that it's a very serious game.

Wen Jie solemnly opened the game and solemnly made up her mind. She absolutely would not skip anything. She'd carefully handle every quest, get to know every NPC, and seriously analyze the plot...

And this was the first quest she received after logging in:

Check whether a rich woman's pretty boy has a clean butt.

Wen Jie: ...?

2.

The player logs into the game.

The player is given a list of romanceable characters in advance.

The player checks their identities:

[Executioner/Doctor] [President after losing weight] [The President's Wife] [Handsome Jockey] [Nun] [Cowboy] [Paralyzed Jockey] [A Corpse]

Player: What the hell are the last two? TD.

Wen Jie, later on: A cripple's great, a cripple's great. Who said this cripple was no good? This cripple is way too good.

Before you read:

*There are only seven parts. I also wanted to write about Heterophanes, so I put this under multiverse (). I just can't resist the allure of nuns!

*She plays games with Kusuke Saiki, but he won't log in often, so you can still read this without knowing The Disastrous Life of Saiki K ().

*No fixed start date. I'll begin once I have enough chapters saved up... Reborn: This time, I'm going to update daily (.). (Sounds like I'm jinxing it.)

Theme: Having fun is what matters most