[JOJO Anko] Wayne's Wonderworld

Dice are so much fun, so I'm starting a new story. Thanks to Gu Mu for playing Anko with me www

[Warning!!!: A self-indulgent story full of the author's personal kinks and preferences. The whole story is pretty much the author and the dice battling it out. An Anko story, with a little bit of Cthulhu and cult elements.]

Updates whenever. I only write when I feel like rolling dice.

---Synopsis---

On the day the Mother Goddess abandoned you, you were born into this world.

At age zero, your mother ate the doctor who delivered you, then became your father.

You grew teeth and learned [Hunger].

At age one, you learned to speak and acquired [Language].

Your father abandoned you, placing you in a cradle and tossing it into a river. He said, "I love you, Wayne. But you're too delicious."

You learned [Love].

You drifted downstream, and fate began rolling the dice on your future:

[At only one year old, you are too weak to decide your own future. So where does your future lie?]

[1. A kind but poor woman takes you home. She gives you her husband's surname, and you become her second son. You have a new name: Jack Brando.

2. A wealthy gentleman takes you home and adopts you as his daughter. You have a new name: Joey Joestar.

3. Nobody finds you, and you die.

4. You don't die, but continue to drift. You subsist on aquatic plants and manage to survive. Health -20.]

[1d4 = ?]

Welcome to Wayne's Wonderland.

Together, we shall journey to paradise.

[The story may change because of your presence. Or perhaps nothing will change on the surface, but you will still learn the truth of how to reach paradise.]

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A few things to know before reading:

*This is an Anko story. It's fine if you don't know what Anko is. The first chapter has a rough introduction www

*Since the dice decide how the story progresses... anything can happen.

*At its heart, this is a very self-indulgent story.

*It contains lots of riddles and interludes that may make no sense... with a little bit of cult-related material.

Theme: The fun of randomness