[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] Boss Simulator

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This is Italy, where passion runs wild.

This is a hotbed where crime takes root.

[Your role: Avenger.]

[Your goal: Take down the passionate boss and become the new leader.]

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Hey! Why do you keep eating pizza?

We didn't come here to eat pizza. Hurry up and get to work!

*Route One:

You become so obsessed with eating pizza that you miss every chance to join the Mafia.

Ending achieved: An ordinary, happy life... Hey! Stop eating pizza!

*Route Two:

You use every trick in the book and give it everything you've got to raise your charm stat, until it reaches a level where everyone, even the passionate boss, thinks highly of you.

You use your charm on the Mafia to get them to treat you to free pizza...

Ending achieved: Go do something useful, will you?

Route N:

At last, you're sick of Margherita pizza, and you decide...

You want Hawaiian pizza!

You love Hawaiian pizza, but the Mafia hates it, except for your good friend Giorno.

You feel sorry for Hawaiian pizza, so you decide to speak up for it.

But nobody is willing to listen to your arguments. Furious, you decide to become the Mafia boss and hold a Hawaiian pizza party every week!

You're finally getting down to business!

But after years of doing nothing but thinking about pizza, you're so guileless and simple that you tell everyone you want to join the Mafia. As a result, no one supports your bid to become boss. They all nominate the much more popular Giorno instead.

Furious, you decide to start a new run. This time, you, Niu Kulu, Pizza Emperor, will definitely become the Mafia boss and make everyone fall madly in love with Hawaiian pizza!

...Well, your original motivation may be a little off, but at least you're finally willing to work toward becoming boss!

Now then...

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Before you read:

* No Italian was harmed by eating Hawaiian pizza. ( )

* Only the Golden Wind storyline is included, with no other parts... probably.

Theme: Pizza~ Yummy, yummy~