Lin Zhiyan, the strongest commander in the interstellar world, transmigrated into a novel as a vicious villain, right in the middle of forcing himself on the male lead. After one night of passion, he escaped the System, got pregnant, and ran away.
He lived peacefully elsewhere for five years, until the villain System forcibly bonded with his little one. The kid asked excitedly, "Dad, if I take him down, can I be the protagonist?"
System: What a promising candidate!
Lin Zhiyan: ...This is filial piety taken to a whole new level.
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Tuantuan had an extraordinary heart, but was born utterly ordinary. His most serious daily dilemma was whether to suck on a Wahaha or a Want Want.
Until the System awakened, and the times called for action.
Cute and well-behaved? No, no, no.
Conquer the world? Go, go, go!
He met the protagonist for the first time on the street.
Tuantuan put in a drop of eye drops, pointed at the man, and wailed, "He bullies kids!"
Gu Yinghuai: "..."
His gloomy face broke into a smile. Pointing at the security camera, he murmured like a devil, "Kids who lie get sent to jail."
Tuantuan scrambled to his feet and hurried away on his little legs.
At a scene of public humiliation, Tuantuan stuck out his limited-edition spring-and-summer Atom Boy sneakers with lights and soft soles, looking cold and imperious. "Kneel down and apologize to my shoes."
Gu Yinghuai smirked, scooped him up, took off his shoes, and tossed them in the trash. "This is how I apologize to your shoes."
Tuantuan's eyes welled up like two fried eggs. "Waaah!"
Those were his favorite shoes!
Worst of all, this awful man actually wanted to pursue his dad!
Tuantuan flung over a week's allowance, looking fierce despite his baby face. "Leave my dad alone. You can have all this. Don't test my patience, or you'll regret it!"
Gu Yinghuai pinched a ten-yuan bill, his smile cold and his expression amused. "You'll make me regret it?"
He lifted the kid with one hand, pulled down his pants, and smacked his bottom until it bounced with every hit. "Who exactly are you going to make regret it, hmm?"
The evil Demon King was reduced to a soggy rice ball, wailing, "Daaad!"
Lin Zhiyan: "...What are you two doing?"
Tuantuan was still sobbing. Gu Yinghuai's eyes reddened. "It's all right, gege."
"He stole my documents and cost my company tens of millions. He put laxatives in my water and sent me to the hospital. He spilled water on my floor and made me fall and break my leg."
"But he's just a kid."
"I'm fine, gege. Don't blame him."
Lin Zhiyan's face grew darker and darker. "Lin. Xiao. Tuan!"
Tuantuan, with his bottom all red and a crystal pendant hanging from his neck, shuddered. "?"
Wait, did you just say I did all that?!
Which one of us is the vicious villain here?!
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Tuantuan's diary
[Dad still got together with him.
And what's more...
I'm actually the biological kid of the overpowered male lead!]
The truth left the kid melancholy.
But the other guy would bake him little cookies, go to competitions with him and help him win first place, and lift him high into the air so he could experience the world from six-foot-two.
Tuantuan tugged on his hair, torn. "Fine~ I'll wait until you die before I become the protagonist."
His beautiful dad: "..."
Still true to his original ambition.
His overpowered dad: "."
So filial it hurts.
A seemingly refined but inwardly gloomy and twisted seme + a beautiful, saintly shou with maxed-out combat skills = a big-eared gremlin demon child
Theme: Love means being there for each other