After We Broke Up, the Kitten I Used to Feed Came Knocking

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After going bankrupt, Shen Yuncheng divorces the husband he married through a business arrangement. He enters the entertainment industry, only to be maliciously edited into a rude, overbearing newcomer. A month after his debut, he has haters all over the country.

His unscrupulous agency seizes the opportunity to send him onto a children's variety show as a disposable contestant who will be eliminated in the first round.

Everything is supposed to go according to plan, but the sponsor's kid takes Shen Yuncheng's hand without hesitation.

The production crew: ?

Netizens: ?

Shen Yuncheng: ?

Shen Yuncheng, who doesn't like looking after children, forces a smile. "Good little one, why don't you go pick one of those pretty young ladies over there?"

Mi Wu, round and chubby, with skin so tender it looks like it would give way at a touch, gives him a withering look. "Are you telling me what to do?"

Shen Yuncheng: "..."

Shen Yuncheng, who was only meant to stay for a day, becomes a permanent guest. In the village, he lives a "wonderful life" being bossed around by a little tyrant. The former rich kid makes a stand by smashing a basin, only to have the tyrant kid pinch his mouth shut. "Man, don't try my patience."

Mi Wu spreads his short, radish-like hands. "This much for one episode."

Shen Yuncheng takes a deep breath. "How could I bow and bend the knee to the powerful? Cash, WeChat, or Alipay?"

After giving in to the tyrant kid, Shen Yuncheng successfully clears his name and becomes a sensation thanks to being "carried by the kid."

Just as Shen Yuncheng is reveling in life as a top-tier star, his ex-husband comes knocking.

He warily steps back. "Friend, are you trying to expose some dirt and ruin me?"

Mu Xingzhou, exhausted and worn-out after going months without a good night's sleep: "..."

Mi Wu hurriedly explains, "He wants to get back together with you!"

Shen Yuncheng: "Huh? Get back together? He only ever cared about work. When he came home at night, he wouldn't even sleep next to me. And now he wants to get back together?"

Mu Xingzhou: "."

The kid: "That's because every night at exactly 1:30, you talked in your sleep and told him to get lost."

A sadness far beyond his years appears on his face. "Don't ask me how I know."

Shen Yuncheng: "..."

Mu Xingzhou: "...You talked in your sleep?"

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Mi Wu is an orange cat raised by the God of Wealth. He snuck out and got hurt.

While licking his wounds in the pouring rain, he was healed by a two-legged creature who also made offerings to him every day.

The human apologetically explained that his husband was allergic to cat hair, so he couldn't take Mi Wu home.

Mi Wu, who ate and slept well and grew into a big shot, waved his tail dismissively.

Human, you're too talkative.

Then one day, the food attendant disappeared. When the cats gathered for their nightly meeting, a drunken man appeared, sobbing and blubbering into his ear.

"Mimi, my wife doesn't want me anymore."

"Mimi, my wife is going to have a new husband."

The icy CEO everyone saw in public, a cool guy well over six feet tall, looked utterly aggrieved. "Mimi, even though I work 996, I still go to the gym to keep my abs. But my wife won't even look at me, and won't let me into bed..."

Two rows of cats poked their heads over the wall to watch. "Boss, why is he calling you Mimi?"

Mi Wu was a little exasperated and annoyed, and was forced to go solve the problem.

Without Mimi, this family will fall apart.

Shen Yuncheng x Mi Wu

A new kind of father-and-son rivalry.

The children's variety show uses the setting from next door's The Kid Is So Easy to Raise. After Keke made it popular, there was a second season. Watch Mi Wu create another success. You can also click the author's profile to check out the predecessor's glory days.

Theme: Learn to communicate.