Yu Fanxing transmigrates into a book. A perfectly ordinary straight man transmigrates into an ABO novel and becomes a fair-skinned, beautiful, sweet-voiced, easily-seduced omega.
And a pitiful cannon-fodder character from a classic melodramatic novel, at that.
His alpha older brother tells him not to covet the family fortune. His scheming second brother pushes onto him the person he doesn't want to marry, then puts on a tearful act. His scumbag father wails at the top of his lungs about not wanting to let him go, while sending him off to an arranged marriage.
That's right, an arranged marriage, to a man.
A domineering CEO, a contract marriage, and a white moonlight love: every trope in the book.
Yu Fanxing grabs a knife and jumps up. "What the hell? I'm straight! Straight, do you understand?! I'd rather break than bend!"
Sign the contract and get five million.
Yu "Steel Straight" Fanxing: "...Well, I suppose it's not impossible."
Under the hypocritical gazes of his family, Yu Fanxing eagerly throws himself into the embrace of five million.
*
Zhou Shuanglin is an S-class alpha, a business genius who saved the nearly bankrupt Flying Eagle Group within a year of taking power. He's also a leading contender to inherit a long-established wealthy family.
Everything looks rosy, and his future seems bright, but only he knows that he's sick, and seriously so.
As an alpha, it's bad enough that he can't smell omega pheromones. During his rut, he also loses consciousness and falls into a deep sleep. He doesn't even know what he might become if he wakes up at that time.
If he can't find a fated omega with an extremely high match rate, all that awaits him is the atrophy of his glands.
To hide his illness, Zhou Shuanglin has no choice but to inject fake pheromones and find an omega to enter into a contract marriage with.
His omega is delicate and gentle, poised and elegant. He seems like he would never get angry, only gaze at Zhou Shuanglin from a corner with loving eyes.
Although Zhou Shuanglin doesn't like him, keeping him at home as a decorative flower is still easy on the eyes.
That is, until he sees his wife in a dark alley, wearing a crop top, swinging nunchucks, pinning a thug to the ground, and barking orders at the underlings beside him.
"Boss, why haven't you gotten divorced yet?"
Yu Fanxing slaps him. "Divorce? What divorce! Where am I supposed to get five million if we divorce?"
Zhou Shuanglin: "..."
*
Having finally saved enough money, Yu Fanxing makes a clean getaway without the slightest hesitation.
Newly freed, Yu Fanxing lets loose. "Beautiful lady, would you be interested in a once-in-a-lifetime omega-omega romance?"
After Yu Fanxing leaves,
Zhou Shuanglin's rut is triggered by the lingering high-match pheromones. He grits his teeth.
"I thought he loved me, but it turns out he only loves my money."
"Liar! Even his pheromones were fake!"
"He took my money and went out to keep other men, and I didn't say a word. But he just up and left without caring about me at all!"
#I told you I'm straight#
#Between you and money, of course I chose your money#
#Wife, my wife QAQ#
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Shu Ting'an is a socially anxious stutterer who usually disguises himself as a cool guy who never says more than three words at a time.
One day, he transmigrates into the body of a fake young master.
The real young master: "Get out of my house."
Shu Ting'an lifts his chin haughtily. "Hmph."
His legs trembling, he makes a brisk exit.
Shu's father: "Wait."
"Take your son with you, too."
Shu Ting'an, wearing an icy, aloof expression: "...Huh?"
A chubby little ball of a child comes tumbling over, wraps around his leg, and calls in a sweet little voice, "Daddy!"
As a C-list celebrity with no income and a child to raise, Shu Ting'an joins a livestream reality show.
His well-behaved little one pats his belly. "Daddy, I'm so hungry."
The viewers: Damn it, how did such a cute kid end up with a father like this? He only knows how to enjoy himself. Who knows how hungry the kid will be with him!
The socially anxious man grits his teeth, works up his courage, and calls a hiring hotline. "Hello, are you, hiring, a chef?"
His fellow contestants and the viewers: "...?"
The cool guy in designer clothes grabs a spatula in the kitchen and tosses the wok, sending sparks flying! Spicy diced chicken, poached spicy pork, three-yellow chicken... Shu Ting'an cradles a soft, sweet steamed egg cake and carefully feeds the child. "Is it good?"
The child's cheeks are stuffed full. He claps like a seal. "Super yummy~"
The proud father smiles with satisfaction.
The viewers: "..."
What's going on! Why does he have stars in his eyes?! What's that dazzling glow above his head? What is it!
Shu Ting'an rubs his hands together and starts a business
Setting up a grilled sausage stand at the entrance!
A fellow contestant tries to sabotage him, but unexpectedly can't find him anywhere!
The plump, rosy-cheeked little one says, "Daddy rode his tricycle to another mountain to sell grilled sausages!"
Zhao Shubai has been filming in seclusion deep in the mountains. Finally getting a chance to step out for some air, he runs into the furtive Shu Ting'an. "Want one?"
The young man before him is handsome and refined, with clear, limpid eyes. And yet he's doing something like this in broad daylight...
Zhao Shubai frowns, his voice full of disdain. "I'm not that kind of person."
Shu Ting'an is furious. "Grilled, sausages, what's, wrong! How, dare you! Look down, on street stalls!"
The young man's eyes turn red with anger. Since he's so upset, he tries to say an unusually long sentence all at once, only to find he still can't manage more than three words. He gets even angrier.
Zhao Shubai: "...?"
The viewers, gradually changing their minds: That father works so hard to earn money and raise his kid. How can you be so mean to him!
Later, topics related to Shu Ting'an dominate the trending charts for three days straight, setting the whole internet ablaze.
#A Single Father's Road to Riches#
#Shu Ting'an Is So Handsome, Shu's Kid Is So Cute, I Became a Mom Without the Pain of Childbirth#
#Movie Emperor Zhao Looks Down on Grilled Sausages#
A certain movie emperor: "...I don't, I didn't."
He starts keeping an eye on news related to Shu Ting'an: the handsome taste tester by the roadside, the model in a youth magazine, the extra on the set of a big-budget series...
#A Rundown of All the Jobs Shu Ting'an Has Done to Raise His Kid#
The movie emperor, who has changed his tune, grits his teeth. He doesn't mind getting married for the second time!
"Ting'an, marry me. I'll give you half my fortune, so you won't have to work so hard."
The ultimate working dad: "I don't love..."
The peacock showing off his plumage feels half his heart go cold.
"...getting something for nothing."
Shu Ting'an is so excited his face turns red. Four words! Four words!
Zhao Shubai: "..."
The Little One's Diary
January 21
The little one was left outside a big gate, very tall, very tall
They said Daddy was inside
February 3
I met Daddy for the first time, but he was so fierce
He doesn't like me
March 2
They said Daddy was fake and they were going to kick him out
The little one was scared, afraid Daddy would abandon him, so he could only try hard to please him
But Daddy became so gentle! He said he likes Shu's little one!
March 5
Daddy is acting strange. Why are his legs weak, and why is he speaking so slowly?
But it's okay, the little one isn't scared. The little one can get all the big brothers and big sisters to buy grilled sausages
July 2
That old man says he likes my Daddy
I hate him
But he has money
Never mind, Daddy likes him, and a son can only support his father
January 3
The little one has a stepdad!
Eight-character blurb: An extroverted child, an introverted dad; becoming a father makes you strong
P.S. The couple are each other's only partners, and the child isn't biologically theirs
Theme: Bravely pursue the love you seek
Everyone's Furry, Getting Rich by Farming Emotions
After the Little One Inherits the Villain System
The Illegitimate Heir’s Chaotic Daily Life
After We Broke Up, the Kitten I Used to Feed Came Knocking
The Depressed Slacker Saves a Gloomy Tycoon by Playing the Victim
After the Person Everyone Hated Died, They All Went Mad
A Handbook for Raising Young Ferocious Beasts
This Kid Is a Breeze to Raise [Entertainment Industry]
Shocking! All the Furry Preschoolers Are Villains
The Pretty One Falls in Love with a Cannon Fodder in the Dragon-Awakening Hero's Script
The secretary who knew the truth cried to death in the toilet. Secretary: It turns out that I am only worthy of eating your best friend's leftover TAT. Which one do you choose between me and her?
Hahahaha Gouzi woke up in the middle of the night: No, is he sick?!
Sorry, I can't remember any of the characters that appeared...
Help, hahahahahahaha, when people go crazy, they don't like dogs anymore.
The "non" is a big thorn in the side of the author. Why do I feel that this book is filled with resentment about beating workers?
The author finally updated it??·??·??*?????
It's so funny, I'm serious
Hahaha, my bestie is so funny.
Why do men need breasts?
It made me laugh so hard. There was a bit of hatred in it. There was no moisture in this slap, hahaha