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Shu Ting'an is a socially anxious stutterer who usually disguises himself as a cool guy who never says more than three words at a time.
One day, he wakes up in the body of a fake young master.
The real young master says, "Get out of my house."
Socially anxious Shu: "...Heh."
He turns around and leaves without hesitation.
The real young master says, "Wait."
"Take your son with you, too."
Shu Ting'an, wearing an expressionless, aloof face: "...Huh?"
A chubby little ball comes tumbling over and wraps his arms around Shu's leg, chirping, "Dadda!"
A broke, anxious, obscure celebrity from the thirty-eighth tier of showbiz is forced by circumstances to "live off his kid" and lands an interview for a parent-child livestream reality show.
Faced with the camera, the introvert quakes with nerves, his hands and feet stiff.
The plump, well-cared-for little cub slaps his belly like a seal. "Dadda, hungry, want food~"
The viewers are completely charmed: Give me such a cute, well-behaved little cub to raise!
The cool guy in designer streetwear takes a deep breath and calls the hiring hotline. "Hello, are you hiring a... chef?"
His fellow contestants and the viewers: "...Huh?"
The trendy guy starts wielding a wok in the kitchen, tossing it until sparks fly! Spicy diced chicken, poached pork in chili oil, fish with pickled vegetables... Shu Ting'an holds a soft, sweet steamed egg cake and carefully feeds his cub. "Is it good?"
The little cub's cowlick bobs happily. "Super yummy~"
The proud old dad smiles with satisfaction.
The viewers: ...What's that dazzling light shining over his head?
The full little cub gazes enviously at someone else's toys. "Dadda, his toys look so fun."
"But it's okay~ I don't need any~~"
Shu Ting'an's eyes flicker as he slowly rolls up his sleeves...
And starts a business.
He sets up a grilled sausage stand at the entrance!
A young star from another team tries to sabotage him, but can't find him anywhere!
The black sesame tangyuan smiles sweetly. "Dadda rode his tricycle to sell grilled sausages on another mountain!"
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Zhao Shubai has been filming in the mountains with no contact with the outside world. At last, he gets a chance to step out for some air, only to run into a furtive figure.
"Want one?"
The young man before him is handsome and delicate, with clear, innocent eyes, yet he's doing something like this in broad daylight...
Zhao Shubai frowns, his voice full of disdain. "I'm not that kind of person."
"..."
Shu Ting'an is furious. "What's wrong with... grilled sausages! What gives you the right to... look down on... street vendors!"
The young man's eyes redden. So angry that he tries to say a whole long sentence at once, he discovers he still can only manage three words at a time, which makes him even angrier.
Zhao Shubai: "...?"
That day, the trending topics have everyone in stitches.
#ASingleDad'sRoadToRiches#
#HeyBroWantAGrilledSausageThey'reDelicious#
#MovieStarZhaoLooksDownOnStreetVendors#
The movie star: ...I didn't, I swear
Is this guy clinging to me to leech off my fame and ride my coattails?!
Oblivious to all of this, Shu Ting'an keeps rushing around, working and raising his cub.
After the misunderstanding is cleared up,
Zhao "So Delicious" Shubai grits his teeth: He doesn't mind getting married a second time!
"Ting'an, marry me. I'll give you half my assets, and you won't have to work so hard."
The super dad, whose heart belongs only to his cub: "I don't... love..."
The peacock showing off his plumage feels half his heart go cold.
"Getting something for nothing."
Shu Ting'an is so excited his face turns red. Four words! Four words!
Zhao Shubai: "..."
"Ke Ke's Diary"
January 3
The wind goes whoosh, cowlick flying.
The cub was left outside the door. She said Dadda is inside this very, very tall gate.
Is Dadda a monster locked up inside?
February 4
Dadda (crossed out) The monster is mean and bullies Ke Ke (all crossed out)
Hmm... After leaving the zoo, Dadda got better.
I kind of like him.
March 8
Dadda is silly and clueless, but that's okay. Ke Ke understands.
Make Dad earn money to raise the cub~
The cub is super easy to take care of~
March 9
Brother An'an said that uncle wants to be my stepdad!
No! I won't allow it!
But he's rich.
Forget it. Dad likes him. What can the cub do? The cub can only spoil him.
Eight-character pitch: E-type cub, I-type dad; fatherhood makes him tough
P.S. The cub isn't his biological child.
A black sesame tangyuan and a solid-hearted big tangyuan charge into showbiz.
The cub has a CP: Ke Ke x An'an.
The protagonist is the real young master, and there's more to the story.
Next novel coming soon
"Cultivating Immortality, but the Whole Sect Is Furry [Farming]"
Xu Qiaofeng quits his job after eight years of grinding away in the workplace, only to get struck by lightning and transported to another world of cultivation, where he becomes a sect leader.
Spiritual energy is abundant, and heroes vie for dominance. Everyone is pushing themselves to cultivate. Golden Core cultivators are everywhere, and Nascent Soul cultivators are as common as dogs.
As for him, his cultivation has reached the Foundation Establishment stage.
The previous owner was a sect leader in name only. In reality, he'd gathered a group of young demon-clan cubs, intending to raise them until they were old enough to have their cores extracted and refined into pills.
Xu Qiaofeng: "..."
With his own life in danger, Xu Qiaofeng prepares to run. But a group of little tykes whose ears and tails still won't retract surround him, clutching their not-yet-shapeshifted demon cubs and sobbing.
Big watery eyes, fluffy fur.
His rabbit-fluffy senior disciple presses his belly against him. "Sect Leader, hungry."
Xu Qiaofeng slowly bends down. If he can raise one cat, why not raise a whole sect?
The veteran pooper-scooper becomes an octopus. "Feed you, then you, then you, then you..."
If he can't make it big, he can just keep his head down and survive.
Luckily, he awakens the Shennong bloodline. The radishes he grows can repair spiritual veins, the bok choy can cure pill poison, and even his rice can replenish spiritual energy.
He fattens up his frail little cubs until their bellies bulge, and even nurtures their innate talents, giving them a built-in heart-demon-calming buff.
After years of keeping a low profile and developing in secret,
Peerless geniuses fight to the death over treasures in secret realms, while the major sects battle over spirit stone lodes until they're battered and bloody.
Everyone is left badly hurt, and the ranks of talented cultivators are depleted.
Xu Qiaofeng slowly straightens up and raises his arms, shouting, "Are kings and nobles born to be so?"
Behind him, fluffy fur piles on fluffy fur. "Plant! Plant! Plant!"
"Awoo~~!"
Xu Qiaofeng puts on a straw hat, hoists a giant radish, and swaggeringly brings the cubs out into the world... to set up a stall.
An ordinary radish can repair spiritual veins?!
Just pet some fluffy fur and calm your heart demons?!
The cultivation world, which once treated the demon clans like dirt, now floods in, lining up outside the sect. Countless hidden masters come seeking just one thing: a bonded spirit beast of their own.
An elder of the Haoque Sect comes to pay his respects, only to discover that the leader of the Cangqiong Sect, who's been stirring up the world, is the very outer sect disciple he personally crippled and cast into the wilderness to die years ago for his misconduct.
Enraged, he unleashes a killing move. Yet Xu Qiaofeng, a mere Foundation Establishment cultivator, doesn't even lose his straw hat.
Xu Qiaofeng, whose health bar has soared sky-high from cuddling fluffy beasts every day, stands tall. "So what if I'm only at Foundation Establishment? Can't a foundation be built solid?"
Seeing his opponent lose his composure, Xu Qiaofeng covers his head and shouts, "Woof woof, help!"
Flames blaze into view. The little demon prince Boyu, who had been greeting guests, charges out with his fur tousled from all the petting. He reveals his Heavenly-Burning demon form, crushes the killing move with one claw, and glares down with slit pupils. "Who dares lay a hand on him?"
#AgricultureIsThePrimaryProductiveForceOfCultivation#
#VegetableFarmHereAndFurryCafeThere, Fellow Daoists, Pay By Card Or Scan To Pay#
#FoundationEstablishment, But It's The Foundation Of A Skyscraper#
Core theme: Hard work brings prosperity
It's indeed An An who is reliable!
Zhao: Throw Zai to the crew, seduce Zai's baby daddy to take care of Zai, and go on a date with his wife Mei Mei. The plan goes through?
Hahahahahahaha
Finished spreading flowers! Goodbye!
"He Ai Literature Comprehensive" gave the author a big bug~ Will
"I can't throw it away" is a big bug for the author~ Can't help it
"Things come from everyone's perspective" gives the author a big worm~ parties
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