Shocking! All the Furry Preschoolers Are Villains

Chu Yu, a top-tier teacher, transmigrates into a sci-fi novel and applies for a job at a kindergarten with no funding, no staff, and no resources, all to stay alive. The moment she opens the door, a bunch of short, chubby little cubs waddle around with soft ears and fluffy, ball-shaped tails, making Chu Yu's heart melt. "Hello, little darlings! I'm your new Teacher Chu~" But what greets her is nothing like the sweet, polite welcome she imagined. The lop-eared rabbit cub impatiently flaps his fat ears. "Who are you? Never heard of you." The chinchilla cub says in a babyish voice, "Don't mess with me, or you'll regret it!" The snow wolf cub jumps up and kicks Chu Yu in the knee. "Move! Don't keep me from claiming territory!" The white fox cub crosses his arms and sneers, not even bothering to look at her. The people's teacher sees black, then black again. At last, she remembers: aren't these exactly the characters in the original book's interstellar pirate gang? They kill, rob, burn, and commit every evil under the sun. Every single kid in this kindergarten is a villain! Education starts with the young. You don't have to become a pillar of the nation, but you absolutely cannot endanger society! If they won't listen, that's fine. Their teacher can tailor her lessons to each one. "A proper villain needs a clever mind, a strong body, and a complete set of skills. That way, when danger strikes, you can stay calm and handle anything!" The dim-witted lop-eared rabbit cub asks, "What does 'calm' mean? Is it tastier than coconut paste?" "Slurp." The chinchilla cub drools with longing. The snow wolf cub nods repeatedly, noting down the key points as his little carrot-like hands keep drawing circles and crosses in his notebook. Chu Yu looks stern and keeps ruffling the lop-eared rabbit cub's head. "There are only 4,386 days left until the college entrance exams! How can you still have the nerve to sleep?" From eight in the morning to eight at night, they have military training in the morning, academic lessons in the afternoon, and labor reform in the evening. In just one week, the cubs who were determined to become the fiercest villains can't take it anymore. As the kindergarten's leader, the snow wolf cub rushes to military headquarters and clambers into his big brother's arms, using both hands and feet to complain. His face is stricken. "Big Brother, there's a real tough one at our place." He counts on his little carrot-like fingers, then holds up four. "She actually wants us to hand in five test papers!" Xiao Yan: "...Were you not paying attention in class again?" After personally hauling his truant younger brother back to kindergarten, Xiao Yan finally meets the legendary "tough one." Xiao Yan, known on the battlefield as the "Living Yama," gradually turns red in the face. Then he turns and lifts the little cub up. "If you ever make your teacher angry again, I won't let you off." The snow wolf cub, whose complaint only got him threatened instead: "Huh? Huh-huh-huh?" * Later on. At the interstellar entrance exams, the students from the rebellious planet actually outperform the students from the central star region! And it's not just one or two of them. That brute who seemed to know nothing but how to use his strength is a genius mech combat specialist. The delicate little rabbit is a close-combat prodigy who can lift a 150-kilogram carrot! The chinchilla who looks completely clueless is an equipment specialist who can build cannons! Everyone is astonished. Why are there so many geniuses on the rebellious planet? Chu Yu strolls past with her hands in her pockets and a beaming smile. "They're just a few little skills every villain needs." Next Book "Cultivating Immortality, but the Whole Sect Is Fuzzy" After eight years of grinding away at the office, Xu Qiaofeng resigns. The very next moment, he is struck by lightning and sent to another world, a cultivation continent, where he becomes a sect leader. Spiritual energy is abundant, countless heroes vie for supremacy, and everyone works themselves to the bone to cultivate. Golden Core cultivators are everywhere, and Nascent Soul cultivators are as common as dogs. And his cultivation? Foundation Establishment. The previous owner of his body was a sect leader in name only. In reality, he'd gathered a bunch of young demon-clan cubs and planned to raise them before cutting out their cores to make pills. Xu Qiaofeng: "..." Knowing he can't even protect himself, Xu Qiaofeng plans to run. But a group of little tykes whose ears and tails still won't retract are clutching untransformed little demons and sobbing around him. Big, watery eyes. Fluffy fur. His fluffy rabbit-like eldest disciple presses his belly against Xu Qiaofeng. "Sect Leader, hungry." Xu Qiaofeng slowly bends down. If he can raise one cat, what's one whole sect? The veteran cat servant turns into an octopus. "Feed you, then you. Feed you, then you..." If you don't have the strength, just keep your head down and survive. Fortunately, he awakens the Shennong bloodline. The radishes he grows can repair spiritual meridians, the bok choy can cure pill toxins, and even his rice replenishes spiritual energy. He fattens up his scrawny little cubs until their bellies are impossible to ignore, and even nurtures them into awakening their talents, each with an innate heart-demon-calming buff. After years of keeping a low profile and steadily developing his strength... Peerless geniuses risk their lives for treasures in secret realms, while the great sects fight over spiritual stone deposits until their heads bleed. Everyone is left battered and broken, their ranks depleted. Xu Qiaofeng slowly straightens up and throws his arms wide. "Are kings and nobles born to greatness?" Behind him, the fluffy ones pile up on one another. "Plant! Plant! Plant!" "Awooo~~!" Xu Qiaofeng puts on a straw hat, hoists a giant radish, and saunters out into the world with his cubs, to set up a stall. Ordinary radishes can repair spiritual meridians?! Just pet some fluffies to calm your heart demons?! The cultivation world, which once treated the demon clans like rubbish, comes swarming over, forming a long line outside the sect. Countless reclusive experts arrive, all seeking a contracted spirit beast of their own. An elder from the Haoque Sect comes by reputation and discovers that the Sect Leader of the Cangqiong Sect, the man stirring up the world, is the very same outer sect disciple he personally stripped of his cultivation for his bad conduct and abandoned in the wilderness to die. In a fit of rage, he unleashes a killing move. But Xu Qiaofeng, a mere Foundation Establishment cultivator, doesn't even have his straw hat knocked askew. After spending every day inhaling fluff until his health bar is sky-high, Xu Qiaofeng straightens his back. "So what if I'm at Foundation Establishment? Can't a person have a solid foundation?" Seeing his opponent lose his composure, Xu Qiaofeng clutches his head and shouts, "Woof, woof! Help!" Flames flare up. The demon-clan's little prince, Boyu, who had been greeting guests, rushes out with his fur all mussed up from being petted. He reveals his heaven-burning demon form and crushes the killing move in one paw, his slit pupils full of disdain. "Who dares lay a hand on him?" #Agriculture is the number one productive force in cultivation# #Vegetable farm here, fluffy cafe there. Fellow cultivators, pay by card or scan to pay?# #Foundation Establishment, but the foundation is for a skyscraper# Core theme: Education builds a strong nation