The Illegitimate Heir’s Chaotic Daily Life

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Fresh out of college, Wen Yu'an transmigrates into the illegitimate son of a wealthy family and gets the role of the most hated character. Hoping to avoid trouble, he keeps his head down and tries to please everyone. Instead, they bully him even more.

He brings his father water, but the man won't even look at him. He kindly brings his hungover second brother some milk, only for the man to angrily tell him to get lost.

His eldest brother, the only one who seems normal, pinches his cheek and asks, "Is this how you usually seduce people?"

Having suffered enough of this era's indignities, Wen Yu'an lets out a cold laugh.

Do they really think he's some pushover they can trample all over?

Tear up the script and improvise. Life is a stage. If you've got the guts, bring it on.

If they're going to make his life miserable, then nobody gets to live in peace.

You all want to bully me?

He switches his scumbag father's sleeping pills for aphrodisiacs, giving the man a steamy night, every night.

He blends cilantro and houttuynia cordata into a juice and pours it into milk tea. His idiot second brother spends three days throwing up.

He puts his photos on a dating site. His perverted eldest brother gets hit on every day.

I'm a top. Wanna hook up?

Hello? Did my message not go through?

I said I'm a top.

You want him to work?

He spends ten yuan on three slinky toys, then racks up three thousand dollars a day in ad fees. Half a month later, the company is down a million.

You want him to marry for the family's benefit? ...Wait, this one actually seems kind of handsome?

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Xie Sheng has been single ever since breaking up with his first love six years ago. His family is getting anxious and keeps setting him up with people, so with no other choice, he agrees to go on a blind date.

A delicate-looking young man greets him timidly. Xie Sheng's heart skips a beat.

Later, he finds out that the other man is an illegitimate son recently brought back into the Wen family, merely a pawn pushed forward for a marriage alliance. His life has been difficult.

Remembering the young man's misty, melancholy eyes, Xie Sheng can't help feeling softhearted. Whether or not he likes him, he can at least lend a hand.

Until one day, he needs to see Wen Yu'an and goes to the Wen family home without calling ahead.

There, he sees the pitiful, frail little thing who gasps for breath after every few steps whip out a nine-ring broadsword and smash the entire dining table to pieces.

His brows draw together, his eyes flash, and his presence is terrifying. "Anyone else who runs their mouth will be the next table."

Xie Sheng: "...?"

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At a banquet, Xie Sheng watches Wen Yu'an get harassed by a spoiled rich kid, his expression complicated.

As they exchange glances, rumors spread: The heir of the Xie family is madly in love with the Wen family's illegitimate son.

Xie Sheng: ...No. I'm just afraid he'll suddenly start chopping people up.

#A cold-hearted scumbag father, an overly aggressive second brother, a perverted eldest brother, and a lunatic of his own#

#For you, I'll become a werewolf (crossed out), a normal person~#

#He's gone crazy, completely crazy#

P.S. Yituo Xiang = Kong Yiji + Camel Xiangzi + Sister Xianglin [an internet meme]

The bottom can't find a job after graduating. Even when he does find one, people treat him like a Japanese person to mess with. His mental state is extremely ahead of its time. Extremely.

Both are each other's first and only, and their first love from their student days is long past. The top has already moved on.