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The whole "cowboy falls in love with a cow" shtick, heh heh heh. Proceed at your own risk, folks.

Wait! Isn't the cowboy supposed to fall in love with the Weaver Girl? Why's he in love with a cow instead???

Wait! Why am I the cow?!

From the moment he could remember, Ai Chejiong had known about Xin Zhan.

Xin Zhan was six years older than him, the kind of "other people's kid" everyone talked about. He skipped grades and got into an Ivy League school at sixteen, was a ruthless force on Wall Street by twenty, and returned to China to take over the family business at twenty-five. Now, at twenty-eight, his methods are so sharp even his own father keeps his distance.

And Ai Chejiong? The most doted-on young master of the Ai family. They say he was frail at birth, so Old Master Ai went to a temple himself to pray for a protective charm. He's had everything he wanted his whole life. At twenty-two, he's studying dance, and his biggest worry is which girlfriend to take out today.

That is, until he ran his mouth and said, "I'll be the cow," and ended up giving himself away completely.

Xin Zhan (gong)

Appearance: 188 cm, wolfish mixed-race looks, with arms veined from working out that can pin the shou down with one hand. Personality: A top Wall Street trader who came back home, with a pathological patience for his prey. His phone is full of secretly taken photos of the shou from childhood to adulthood. Secret: He realized his desire for his childhood friend in middle school, and deliberately let the shou change girlfriends like changing clothes, just waiting for him to have his fill before closing the net.

Ai Chejiong (shou)

Appearance: 178 cm, a dancer with a wasp waist and naturally smiling lips. When his waist is grabbed, his body arches in the gong's arms. Personality: A fool of a beauty who thinks he's an expert at romance. When drunk, he'll sit on the gong's lap and call his ex-girlfriend to wish her happiness. Special talent: Can hit every one of the gong's sore spots with pinpoint accuracy. For example, giving him "The Complete Guide to PUA Tactics" for his birthday.

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