Everyone in the world knows me, Sasuke...
Or rather, my twin counterpart.
Charasuke.
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Nowadays, there's hardly anyone who hasn't heard of Naruto, even in crossover worlds. Whether it's that certain black-sludge-loving guy, that white-haired strongest sorcerer from a certain technical college, or a certain super detective in Beika Town, everyone knows Naruto. And of course, they all know me too...
"Wait, why do you have Sasuke's face?!"
"I'm Charasuke!!"
I'm Charasuke, a mirror-image Sasuke from the Infinite Tsukuyomi world.
Unlike that dull, clueless man, I'm way more handsome and popular.
But I've gotten lost.
I seem to get lost and end up in three different worlds every so often, and sometimes I can even get in touch with people on Naruto's main timeline.
Sakura worries about me over there.
Naruto gets jealous of me over there.
Sasuke...
Wait, why is Sasuke coming to fight me?! I haven't dragged his reputation through the mud in another world!
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Recently, Port Mafia executive Dazai found a down-and-out boy while inspecting a subordinate's club in Kabukicho.
The boy was wearing a deep-V shirt and a thick gold chain. He pulled out a rose and asked for love. "Can I pay for today's meal with this rose, cute little kitty?"
The kitty beat him up, and Dazai rescued him. The boy claimed he was a ninja and joined their mafia. He turned out to be excellent at everything, from fighting to assassination. He was just a little too flirtatious and narcissistic.
One day, just as Dazai was about to assign him to deal with the incident involving Oda Sakunosuke's assassination, Dazai looked over the file, ran his fingers across the page, and finally couldn't help saying,
"I've been meaning to say this for a while... You look a lot like Sasuke."
"And you're a ninja, too. So you really are..."
"I'm Charasuke!!!"
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Charasuke gets lost in other worlds every now and then. Sometimes he ends up at a school for sorcerers. When he first arrives, two chuunibyou boys look at him and jump in surprise. "Holy crap, it's Sasuke! The real Sasuke!" Later, he joins the school too. He's a ninja, and an Uchiha to boot, with the Sharingan and Fire Release. Exorcising curses is a piece of cake for Charasuke. There's even a whole bunch of people welcoming him by saying, "Sasuke, I support you ruling Konoha!"
Later, in one of the worlds he travels to, chakra doesn't work. He can only use kunai and shuriken to kill people, so he gets arrested.
"What?! That guy's a thief who stole my stuff! I can't even kill him?!"
"Are you an assassin?"
"I'm a ninja," Charasuke says, looking up.
Hagiwara Kenji, taking his statement, looks up too.
"Holy crap, it's Sasuke! The real Sasuke!"
"..."
"I'm Charasuke!!"
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This is probably a slice-of-life story about Charasuke touring crossover worlds. Team 7 and Sasuke may occasionally come along for a visit. Charasuke looks like Sasuke in the Infinite Tsukuyomi world. You should be able to find pictures of him online. He's pretty cute.
Theme: A Perfect Life