Do Streamers Have to Die in Naruto?

A, B, C, and D were friends who played games together. Before we all agreed to jump into the Naruto game, we decided to catch up on the famous Naruto original first. But as soon as the four of us gathered in front of the TV and started the first episode...

Well, the four of us transmigrated.

Although we transmigrated to different places, luckily our group chat survived in the form of telepathic messaging.

Friend A, Number One: Uchiha Duyue

[The famous Uchiha clan. Even people who haven't watched the anime have heard of them.]

[Don't ask me, friends, my clan will be wiped out in a week. Is there any way to save it? Would disguising myself as Sasuke work?]

Friend B, Number Two: Senju Xiyue

[Honestly, I've never heard of this surname either. But why is my dad's statue on Hokage Rock?]

Friend C, Number Three: Hozuki Wuyue

[Friends, I'm the Mizukage now. What, you don't know what a Mizukage is? It's like the Hokage! It's what Naruto always wanted to become!]

[And hahaha, I even have a cheat power inside me. It's incredibly powerful!]

[...Wait, why is there an organization hunting the cheat power inside me? Wait, why is this organization so strong?]

[Wait, I'm about to die. My country is going to fall. Somebody help! D, save me!]

As for me, D, hearing my friends wail and howl, I couldn't help rubbing my forehead. Of course... I had to make an appearance, didn't I?

Of course... the protagonist always appears last.

Then it was my turn to get a random identity. As soon as I transmigrated and landed, I...

Wait, why isn't my identity card unlocked?!

**

Friend A, Number One: An Uchiha with certain death from the start. Before transmigrating, he was an anime video editor and music arranger. That's his only golden finger after transmigrating, and it's completely useless. All he can do is play "You Are My Eyes~" in front of Danzo and Shisui, or walk past Sasuke and Itachi singing "Brother, Give Me a Hug~ Let's Talk Heart to Heart~".

He died a meaningful death, playing "Unforgettable Tonight" on the night Itachi MVP'd the clan massacre.

Uchiha A (wiping the blood from the corner of his mouth): What a feast! If I get another life, I'll listen again!

Friend B, Number Two: The younger brother of Senju Hashirama. He's a Naruto game streamer, and every morning he wakes up thinking about which secret technique to equip. His golden finger lets him copy every ninjutsu that injures him, so every day he says: If we're brothers, stab me!

Hashirama: ??!!

Tobirama: ...!!

All of us, A, C, and D, along with the two Senju brothers, tried to stop him, but we couldn't stop this pain in the neck.

He finally died by an Uchiha's blade. Before he died, he told us, "The Legendary Blade of Destiny! I unlocked the Legendary Blade of Destiny!"

No, he didn't.

He had equipped the scroll technique, Body Replacement.

Friend C, Number Three: He became a Kage before Naruto, but not the Hokage. The Mizukage. He's a model-kit enthusiast and a master crafter, who made countless awesome weapons for his Hozuki clan. A genuine anime prop-making expert.

He's just a little too absorbed in weapon-making.

Me: Your whole clan is dead!

Him: What?! My sword is gone?!

With A, B, and C all this abnormal, it was hard for an ordinary person like me, making the final entrance, to know what to do.

In this world-shattering start, where I was completely useless...

"Don't underestimate me! I'm a cosplayer!"

As a versatile cosplayer, I started without an identity card of my own, but I could unlock characters by exploring alongside my friends. I could cosplay as any unlocked character and transmigrate into their time period.

"That's right, I'm the all-purpose cosplayer!"

"Wait, who unlocked a busty older-sister character?! There's no way I'm dressing as a woman to save you guys!"

"Try underestimating the power of our friendship a little more, you bastards!"

**

Fourth Great Ninja War. Impure World Reincarnation.

Everyone gathers.

A prodigy from the Uchiha clan who died young, a son of the Senju clan who mastered every ninjutsu, the Third Mizukage who made weapons for the Seven Ninja Swordsmen...

And me, finally with an identity of my own.

On our left is an army of one hundred thousand White Zetsu. On our right is the vast Allied Shinobi Forces.

Some of us caught in the middle have been dead for ages.

Death isn't the end of life.

"It's just the start of our game."

Theme: Survive