May Principal Zhu Have Students All Over the World and a Hundred Children and a Thousand Grandchildren

Wen Lechi, director of Little Red Flower Kindergarten, finally caught his boyfriend, who had disappeared for no reason for more than half a year.

"What did you say? Because I can't give birth, you went and had our kids for me?"

"That's right!"

"Then... where are the kids?"

Great, his boyfriend was actually asking about the kids. He must be willing to raise them together... instead of eating them.

Si You happily shook out his tentacles and showed off the densely packed fish eggs beneath them.

Si You said apologetically, "I'm sorry. My fertility isn't very good. I only laid a hundred eggs."

Only?!!!

Wen Lechi's eyes widened in shock. How was that not good?

The kindergarten kids' grasp of the language was the real problem!

What had they wished him on Teachers' Day a few days ago?

May Director Wen have students everywhere, and a hundred sons and a thousand grandsons!

Were this year's kids incarnations of prophetic spirits?

It had actually... come true,

In the literal sense.

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Wen Jiujiu: Dad, why do you look like Gojo Satoru now?

Si You: Your Dad Wen likes it. He was staring at that cosplayer yesterday.

Honest and polite little Wen Jiujiu: But your eyes are so big. You don't look like him at all.

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Si Sansan: Little brother, what's wrong? Why are you unhappy?

Wen Biyu: You all have number nicknames, and I don't. T_T

Si Sansan: But you're number eighty-eight in the lineup. If we call you Wen Babu, what would that make Dad Wen?

Wen Biyu: o.O

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Wen Lechi stepped out of the kindergarten and spotted a handsome buzz-cut guy up ahead with an absolutely incredible back. His eyes lit up.

The handsome guy turned and lunged at him. Everything went dark.

Those huge round eyes... So the washed-up husband at home raising the kids was the one who'd been hitting on him.

What a letdown.

And this guy (thing?) needed to learn his lesson. He never took one to heart.

He showed up every day to pick Wen Lechi up from work wearing a different face. Everyone was going to think Wen Lechi was dating a whole harem, for crying out loud!!

Si You, clear my name!

~ Light Lovecraftian elements, the top gives birth

~ Genuine age gap, with the top three years old (he reaches adulthood after sixteen days, equivalent to a thousand human years)

~ Not a teacher-student romance. The top can shapeshift and take on all kinds of appearances

Beloved, aloof, tsundere queen bottom x jealous, fussy, loyal tentacle top

One-on-one, happy ending

Theme: Love cannot be stopped. In the end, it will come sweeping in