The Cunning Little Green Tea Is the Only Guide in the Entire Galaxy

Chi Yu, a male student at Beijing Film Academy, is a sweet-talker with a dark heart and thick skin, a scheming charmer dreaming of becoming a superstar.

Fresh from escaping his awful relatives, he opens his eyes to find himself in the interstellar era, as a natural human with no money, no connections, and no status, about to be sent back for reconditioning.

At the critical moment, he discovers that the game interface he just downloaded has come along with him.

With his tea-art skills maxed out, he immediately starts farming affection, unlocking powerful skills in a flash:

Convert affection into mental power, and stay alive!

See through weaknesses and seize leverage, and stir up trouble!

Copy other people's skills, and make a comeback!

With his tea-art skills and a cheat, Chi Yu thrives in the interstellar age. The only exception is Zepha, the Third Prince, who has a huge lock floating above his head. Not only can Chi Yu not raise his affection, he even coldly mocks him for being a decorative teapot?

Whatever. Who cares? I don't need him!

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Born into the imperial family, Zepha has always hated the kind of hypocritical schemer who hides ambition behind a pretty face and a gentle, harmless facade.

Especially that young master recently welcomed back into the Lan family!

But what's going on with everyone around him? Have they all been brainwashed?

Zepha never imagined that one day he would pull that little green tea into his arms and ask:

"I heard praying mantises eat their mates during mating. Where would you like me to start?"

Chi Yu: "...Get lost!"

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Well, it's roughly the story of an emperor who goes from hating green tea, to understanding green tea, to becoming green tea himself.

~ The love interest has an imperfect personality: a scheming little green tea who will gradually grow.

~ The love interest is a bit of a universal heartthrob (mostly in a familial and friendship way). His heart and body belong only to the male lead. 1v1, both virgins, happy ending.

~ Sentinel/Guide story, with many original settings. Please don't compare it to real life.

~ The cover is a character illustration of Chi Yu after awakening as a Guide. Artist: Xiaohongshu user @Thunder Strikes You Dead

Sweet-talking, scheming green tea Guide bottom × reluctantly aloof, tea-reading expert Sentinel top

Spirit forms: Crowned Flower Mantis (orchid mantis) × Nightmare Dragon (young black wolf)

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Coming soon: Sorry to Keep You Waiting

Fang Tong, a gynecologist at the Third Municipal Hospital, discovers that his celebrity boyfriend of ten years has cheated on him.

The person he cheated with showed up at Fang Tong's clinic with a baby in her belly.

Ha. So much for your lifelong skin aversion and your commitment to a platonic relationship. Was that only true with me?

Though caught off guard, Fang Tong is an honest man. He packs up overnight, ready to make way for someone else.

Perhaps it's just a run of bad luck. His relationship falls apart, and then his car suddenly breaks down, too.

His scumbag boyfriend insists, out of some sense of conscience, on sending a car to help him move.

The one who arrives is his boyfriend's older half-brother, Pei Xuyan.

This neurosurgery prodigy only joined the hospital a month ago. The smell of disinfectant from his night shift still clings to him, yet frost has already gathered on his eyelashes. Who knows how long he's been waiting downstairs?

The scumbag deserves to die, but his family shouldn't have to suffer for it. Fang Tong smiles politely. "Sorry to keep you waiting."

Pei Xuyan takes his luggage, opens the trunk, neatly tosses it inside, and slams it shut.

"...It wasn't that long."

From spring to winter, a mere ten years.

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Pei Zhaohua regrets breaking up with his boyfriend.

There are plenty of casual flings for the asking, but Fang Tong is the only one who is considerate, shares his interests, and expects nothing in return.

On another drunken night, with his stomach in agony and deathly ill, he finally can't resist going to Fang Tong's place to beg for a little mercy.

But the person who opens the door in his bathrobe is his older brother, Pei Xuyan!

The man he's looked up to since childhood says nothing. He gives Pei Zhaohua a cold glance, then slams the door right into the tip of his freshly done nose.

The next day, footage of washed-up top-tier star Pei Zhaohua being carried away by an ambulance, weeping bitterly, goes viral.

Everyone says he has a terminal illness and probably won't live much longer.

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(Fake) honest bottom × (genuine) nurturing top

~ Both are doctors. A short, romance-focused writing exercise, around 200,000 characters.

~ The ex-boyfriend's relationship was platonic. Both virgins, 1v1, happy ending.

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(Fake) honest bottom × (genuine) nurturing top

~ Both are doctors. A short, romance-focused writing exercise, around 200,000 characters.

~ The ex-boyfriend's relationship was platonic. Both virgins, 1v1, happy ending.

Please enjoy my completed works:

"After Three Hundred Years of Cultivation, Lightning Strikes Me Back to Earth to Run a Gourmet Homestay"

"The Canary in Captain Yan's Home Has Become a Spirit"

"Dear Anatomy Instructor"

"Isn't He a Beauty with Delicate Bones?"

"The Cat-Eyed Little O and His Sharp-Tongued Big Shot"

Theme: Never give in to adversity; keep working hard to grow