I Traveled to the Cultivation World, but I'm Livestreaming Qin Shi Huang Unifying It

(A comedic historical novel: Shock! Liu Bang discovers that the auspicious beast is his son. It’s a fun little story to spark some inspiration. Give it a try!) He Miao was thrown from a bus and landed in the mountains. After finally finding signs of civilization, he discovered he was in the cultivation world. He Miao managed to become an outer disciple at the open recruitment ceremony of Songyun Sect, the greatest sect. But on the very next day, he was thrown into the black dungeon for blocking the sect leader’s junior sister’s way and refusing to apologize. Just as He Miao was about to be executed, a livestream System appeared. At first, modern-day viewers thought the livestream was unusually convincing, with a set more realistic than anything in a short drama. But after watching closely, they realized it was real. The viewers were shocked. The viewers went wild. “Ahhhhh! Someone transmigrated!” “He Miao transmigrated again!” The viewers: Why did we say “again”? Government agencies immediately sprang into action, launching an operation to rescue the citizen who had transmigrated to the cultivation world. One plan after another was drawn up. A metaphysics master improvised a cultivation manual, all to help He Miao escape his immediate mortal peril. But it was all for nothing. He Miao had offended the junior sister, and no matter how much he offered, they were still going to execute him. On the eve of his execution, a gigantic sword descended from the sky. A voice that seemed to come from the primordial past echoed across Songyun Sect. “The might of Tai’e! Who dares stand against it?” As it turned out, the tyrant feared throughout the cultivation world had arrived with his armies at the border, his sword pointed at Songyun, intending to unify the sixteen continents of the realm. He Miao thought he was bound to die that day. As the viewers urged him not to give up, he overheard his two fellow prisoners discussing the tyrant. “What? The tyrant is named Ying Zheng, and he calls himself the Qin Emperor. He also has a deputy who goes by Gaozu. His famous generals, who fight wars for him in the east and west, are Wang Jian, Meng Tian, Li Xin, and Meng Yi!” The viewers were even more stunned: [Is that really the Qin Shi Huang we’re thinking of?] He Miao escaped the black dungeon in the confusion and saw a gigantic sword, as massive as a mountain, looming on the horizon. Its name was engraved on the blade: [Tai’e]! When the Qin Emperor arrived, He Miao rushed out. “Great ancestor, save me! I’m your thirty-sixth-generation descendant, the one you’ve never met!” The people of Songyun Sect, now helpless prey: !!! The viewers held their breath. Whether the streamer could survive in the cultivation world, where the strong prey on the weak, depended on whether his great ancestor would acknowledge him. Viewer A: [Quick, give him the secret code! Standardize weights and measures, unify the written script, and standardize the width of carts. His achievements will be remembered for a thousand generations, but he’s the tyrant who’s been reviled for two thousand years!] Viewer B: [The emperor must have transmigrated to the cultivation world after he died. Tell him about the fish on the same cart and the coup at Shaqiu. That’ll be more convincing.] In the blink of an eye, a tall, strikingly handsome man with chiseled, resolute features descended from the sky. He Miao looked up at a mighty being who was twenty-eight meters tall in his true form. “May I ask if you really are my great ancestor, the famous man who unified the six states, died young, and held a sword for the king?” Ying Zheng looked at He Miao, who never forgot that he’d died young while holding a sword for the king, and twitched his mouth. Still, he acknowledged this unworthy descendant. “I am.” From then on, He Miao became the wildest kid in the cultivation world. He helped Qin Shi Huang unify the cultivation world and open a passage between the two realms. Now the viewers were shouting: [Ahhhhh! We watched a livestream and our great ancestor carried us all the way to immortality!] P.S. He Miao doesn’t transmigrate to a parallel world in the Qin dynasty. The Qin Shi Huang and Han Gaozu who watched the livestream transmigrate to the cultivation world. Theme: Never give up, no matter what