Sang Biao, Why Does He Call You Mimi?

1. Yun Yan, an obscure internet celebrity, recently got hooked on a virtual cat-raising game.

When he watched a little white kitten hatch from its egg, Yun Yan poured money into the game like crazy:

Outdoor pet shower package? Add it, add it!

Thursday blowout sale in the shop? Buy a few thousand bags of cat food!

The Elsa princess collab's matching puff-sleeved dress? Buy it, buy three!

Yun Yan looked at the scowling little cat, decked out in a riot of colors. "Yi Manli, now my baby won't be discriminated against for its fur color."

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It hadn't rained in the tribe for days. As the young chief of the snow leopard clan, Feng Jianqing watched the elders prepare to sacrifice themselves to the gods. He was just about to rebel against the gods when a miraculous sight appeared in the heavens...

The gods sent down rain to nourish all things.

The gods bestowed food, and hunger vanished.

The gods granted medicine, healing all living beings.

The leopard put his rebellion on hold. The gods were giving him so much, after all.

The price was having to wear a lot of strange clothes, but the leopard put up with it.

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In Yun Yan's boring life of lying flat, he found himself a hobby: raising cyber-kittens.

Then one day, Yun Yan woke up in a prehistoric world.

By the bonfire sat a tall, stern-faced leopard, perched on an altar, with a circle of enormous cats around him.

Yun Yan, secretly peeking at the leopard: Weird.

He glanced at the phone app, and his hand slipped, accidentally tapping a blue princess dress beside it.

A flash of white light, and a blue princess dress covered in colorful rhinestones appeared before the leopard.

Meeting the envious gazes of the other beasts, the leopard put on the blue princess dress without a change in expression. Yes, that's right, the gods like me wearing this. So what?

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All the beasts in the tribe revered the gods and thought them beyond their reach. But only Feng Jianqing knew that in private, the gods loved fluffy things.

Feng Jianqing looked at Yun Yan, hiding behind the bushes. At that moment, Yun Yan was cuddling a kitten and speaking in a cutesy voice. "Who's the best-behaved little kitty in the whole world?"

The kitten rubbed against Yun Yan and meowed in reply.

The leopard's face fell. Liar. Just last night, you were hugging my tail and telling me I was the best-behaved little kitty in the whole world.

So the leopard drew up a plan to rebel against the gods overnight, though this time he planned to rebel in a different way.

"The gods bestow their love on him alone."

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