I Am Bai Yueguang, Making Money

I am an ordinary person. I go to school, find a job, and get employed step by step, becoming a member of the masses. I thought my life would go on so plainly, until one day, I was grabbed by the hand by a guy in strange clothes. The man, wearing a gorgeous mage robe only seen in movies, looked at me with tears streaming down his face: "I am already the most powerful magician in Xifeng Continent... I'm sorry, please, come back, please?" Me: Huh? Later, many strange people and even inhuman monsters appeared. They all said that I was an important person to them. They said I was reincarnated and lost my memory. They sincerely repented of the wrong things they had done, overcame all the obstacles in the original world, crossed the world to find me, and wanted to take me away. Too many complicated people and news made my head dizzy, so I simply went into the room where I grew up and complained about these messy things to my friends who grew up together. My bad friend always laughs and laughs with me and always likes to tease me. I originally thought that this time he would also insult me ​​a few words before giving me any advice, but he didn't. His expression became very strange, and then he came close to me, put his hands on my shoulders, and slowly squeezed hard: "... They want to take you away? No." ——No. Because he came first, he found the lost thing first, he trapped it first. No one can take away the dragon's treasure. = Strange guys always appeared out of nowhere and disrupted my normal life. Later, I finally found a good way to solve the problem. With those strange people, I said: "Okay, I can go with you. But this time is my working time, and I still have to save money to buy a house... Well, so, my salary must be supplemented, right? Payment for travel is welcome, dear, only RMB cash or transfers are accepted. It doesn't matter if you don't have money, I will introduce you to my workplace!" Then I turned around and sent the novel afterwards: "Introducing the company to the client, the agency fee is 50/50 between us. After that, if the client pays for a week's trip and doesn't send me back when the time comes, don't forget to get me back, big evil dragon - the money is still 50/50 between you and me." Fa Xiao: "... Why do you react like this? Don't you want to leave with them who are successful and famous?" "What are you talking about!" I took a mouthful of fragrant white rice, "My parents are still alive and I have a little company, so I must have a good time!" = They all say that I am Bai Yueguang who died young, but I just want to finish the white rice in front of me. Let go of the past and focus on the present! = ○The third person of the text ○Sunshine complains about the hard-working puppy, dog 0. Attack means sending small blows. =W= Purpose: Laughter is the most important thing in life