Walking along the chaotic streets of Kabukicho, the Yorozuya's boss, Sakata, picks up a strange game cartridge.
[Do you want to possess endless wealth?]
[Do you want to enjoy supreme power?]
[Do you want to experience the pleasures of the Celestial Dragons?]
[Do you want to become a god?]
Greed, lust, money, power... Everything is in this game. Enter The Rule of the Divine Realm and live an extraordinary life.
A certain man's impure mind lights up.
W-W-What an embarrassing game description! Gin-san is absolutely not curious at all!
He picks it up with an air of stealth and casually slips it into his pocket. He runs, shuts the door, dives forward, turns on the TV, and starts the game!
Beep--
Player information being entered.
[You are the ruler of the world, in control of over 170 countries. You possess immense power and the authority to have the final say.]
Beep--
[Your rule is under threat. The Roger Pirates have discovered the secret left behind by Joy Boy and learned the truth about your scummy nature. Please choose--]
Choice 1: Take out Roger and the Roger Pirates to protect your precarious reputation.
Choice 2: Blow up Laugh Tale. (World favorability -100. The game immediately enters battle mode and you lose.)
Choice 3: Cling to Roger's leg and cry, "I'm actually a good person! Please be gentle with me."
Beep--
[Your subordinate xxx can't take your constant bullying anymore and is preparing to betray the Celestial Dragons and team up with the Revolutionary Army to take you down. Please choose--]
Choice 1: Drag your subordinate to bed and get it on. (Subordinate's favorability +10)
Choice 2: Force the Revolutionary Army's leader into a passionate relationship. (Revolutionary Army leader's favorability -50)
Choice 3: I'm done pretending! I'll rebel against myself.
Beep--
[Thanks to your careful planning, Gol D. Ace, son of the Pirate King, is about to be executed. Please choose--]
Choice 1: Help Luffy save Ace.
Choice 2: Help Sakazuki execute Ace.
Choice 3: Cling to the Red-Haired Emperor's leg and say, "Please, use your Face-Face Fruit to solve this problem!"
Choice 4: Descend upon the scene yourself, take Ace into your arms, and give the world a shocking display of "God's love for all."
Naturally Curly-Haired Actor: What the hell is this!?
This trash game belongs in the trash! Clang! A certain someone blacks out, and when he wakes up, a worried-looking man with nose hairs grown into a mustache is staring at him.
"Are you all right, young man? I'm Gol D. Roger, and I'm a pirate."
Choice 1: Get lost, pirate!
Choice 2: Do you know who I am? I'm the world's Kami, Imu!
Choice 3: Uncle, your nose hairs are poking me.
Sugar-Loving Boss: ...
Just destroy the world already.
Reader's Guide:
1. Features a fourth calamity setting.
2. The men of One Piece from different timelines, with time-travel shenanigans. Lots of unrequited love, with separate endings.
3. A silly, irreverent comedy. Come on in and have some fun.
Theme: Turning an unfavorable situation around
Eun-sang, who has an avoidant personality, met the men from the sea who know how to express their likes and dislikes best, and was hit hard by the men's direct balls.
I want to see Mr. Songyang visit with the Gintama crew
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh let pat take you all away! By the way, since we want to be together, we must meet our parents! Let Xiaoyin's family come! I want Songyang and her mother-in-law to come! [Dog head]
Listen to Dorag's heartbroken voice
Great, the family is still there, so there are four little Doudins, and they have a younger sister [Prick-eared Rabbit Head]
Who knew how pleasant it would be to come back to this chapter after a round of tagging around the old Ford [dog head]
So pitiful Gin-chan, but it's so fragrant [dog head]
No, why do I want to laugh when I look at that uncontaminated look?
Doesn't Luffy want to find interesting people to be his crew? Everyone in Gintama is so interesting [dog head]
What are you doing to children? But Zi Yin is really cute. . 🥰
Eun-sang, who has an avoidant personality, met the men from the sea who know how to express their likes and dislikes best, and was hit hard by the men's direct balls.
I want to see Mr. Songyang visit with the Gintama crew
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh let pat take you all away! By the way, since we want to be together, we must meet our parents! Let Xiaoyin's family come! I want Songyang and her mother-in-law to come! [Dog head]
Listen to Dorag's heartbroken voice
Great, the family is still there, so there are four little Doudins, and they have a younger sister [Prick-eared Rabbit Head]
Who knew how pleasant it would be to come back to this chapter after a round of tagging around the old Ford [dog head]
So pitiful Gin-chan, but it's so fragrant [dog head]
No, why do I want to laugh when I look at that uncontaminated look?
Doesn't Luffy want to find interesting people to be his crew? Everyone in Gintama is so interesting [dog head]
What are you doing to children? But Zi Yin is really cute. . 🥰