The Entire Jujutsu World Can Hear My Roasting of A Yin

For the best experience, turn on the inline comments. They fit this story perfectly, and our lovely readers are hilarious with their commentary. Give it a click and watch everyone roast the story in real time! Here's a recommendation for the next Silver-focused story in the same series: [One Piece] Can a Good-for-Nothing Middle-Aged Man Almost Thirty Become the Pirate King? A certain natural-haired silver-haired man had shamelessly squeezed into a Jump manga alongside a bunch of hot-blooded teenagers despite being old enough to know better. His run had ended years ago, and he was now enjoying retirement, sprawled on the sofa every day and exuding the stench of a good-for-nothing middle-aged man from his pillow. But he was nearly thirty and still hadn't graduated from Jump. Every Monday, he'd head to a comic shop to buy the latest issue, reading it while complaining the whole time. “Ahhh~ I thought the core of shonen manga was friendship, effort, and victory. Why does someone die every week these days? Careful, the parents will complain that all this bloody violence is damaging the mental health of minors.” “Ah, someone else died. And for no reason, too. It's because you idiots won't do your jobs and draw properly that people are spreading rumors that ‘Japanese manga artists have all gone a little crazy lately,’ you know! Can't you just draw it properly? Is a happy ending really that hard? That hard? If Silver here can't think of a plot, I can write it for you, just saying.” From a silver-haired, curly-haired guy who slacks off every day. He had no idea that the scene of him lying on the sofa, picking his nose and complaining, was being broadcast live to another world. Incident One: After finishing a mission, the strongest sorcerer happily bought himself some limited-edition daifuku. Just as he was about to dig in, a screen appeared out of nowhere in front of him. On it was a man lying around on a sofa, wearing his kimono carelessly. The man had white hair, just like him, except it was naturally curly. As he wondered if this was someone's cursed technique, the curly-haired man flipped through the manga in his hands. When he reached a certain page, he started grumbling: “Oh, Satoru, huh… Seems like he's the latest husbando for the anime crowd… But isn't a white-haired character who loves sweets supposed to be my signature? Damn brat, I'll have to see just how your ending turns out… Oh, it got axed… Huh? It got axed?” The special-grade sorcerer, who'd been pleased to hear himself praised one second and learned he'd been axed the next: “...?” Who? Who got axed? Incident Two: A descendant of a cursed speech user was locked in a fierce fight against a troublesome enemy. Just as he was weighing whether to risk damaging his throat to defeat the enemy, a man sitting on the toilet appeared on a screen in front of him. “Doggy, huh… Another white-haired husbando for the anime crowd. Tsk, tsk, so this is what young people are into these days.” “Honestly, this kid took a great hand and played it terribly. Cursed speech, cursed speech, what a flashy and invincible ability, and he doesn't even know how to use it. Just tell the enemy, ‘Get explosive diarrhea!’ Easy. No blowback, and the enemy gets defeated in the most humiliating way possible. Tsk, tsk…” “Doggy,” who had never considered using such a low-down tactic: “…” Should I… try it? Incident Three: The King of Curses makes his entrance. The all-powerful king was about to say something arrogantly cool when a voice came from the mysterious screen. “Yo, fruit-slicing master.” The King of Curses: “…” The sorcerers who had also seen the screen: “…” … But just when everyone thought this guy could only make a few snide remarks from the sidelines, he somehow appeared in their world and brought a bunch of people along to turn the original story into a complete mess. At first, everyone said: Quit commenting, man. Later, they said: Come on, say a little more? How to enjoy this story: 1. This is extremely brain-melting. Read with your brain switched off, and be warned that it isn't very friendly to JJK. 2. The plot has been heavily changed. At the very least, I'll fix the parts I think are shit. The story is chaotic and will include a lot of jokes from other anime. 3. It's mainly got the spirit of Gintama and Silver, but the plot leans toward Jujutsu Kaisen. There are tons of jokes and commentary, so it may be a bit of a dizzying read. It also deals with a lot of [censored] content. 4. The final arc of the original Jujutsu Kaisen was so awful that I couldn't bring myself to finish it. But I'm the kind of person who researches everything, and I can't write without reading it. Since I don't want to read it, I probably won't write a second part to Jujutsu Kaisen. If I have time, though, I'll include a few things I wanted to write for the second part as bonus side stories in this book. Coming soon: [One Piece] Can a Good-for-Nothing Middle-Aged Man Almost Thirty Become the Pirate King? After the death of the Pirate King, Gol D. Roger, the world entered the Great Age of Piracy. Powerful figures rose up everywhere, and it seemed everyone had their eyes on the legendary treasure and the title of Pirate King. Yet in this world, the style of one pirate crew was downright bizarre. Call them pirates, and they do the Navy's work, hunting down other pirates. Call them Navy, and they're always robbing passing warships. Call them villains, and in the eyes of the public, they're benevolent saviors. Call them good people, and they take from ordinary citizens as well as eating their fill. Say they're ambitious conquerors looking to overthrow the government, and they're too cowardly to do anything but run when the Navy shows up. Call them spineless nobodies who'll never amount to anything, and… before you know it, they've toppled the world's highest ruler from his throne. A reporter from the famous Island Daily once interviewed many people who had encountered the crew for a feature article. The comments he collected included: “Rebels! They're absolutely rebels! Just let me get my hands on them!” An irritable admiral who wished to remain anonymous “Huh? Are they bad guys? No idea. They said I could slack off with them on board, so I switched sides.” A former Navy admiral currently wanted by the authorities “Listen to me, stay away from them… They change the whole vibe.” A great swordsman who had been put through the wringer for a long time “You mean the silver-haired guy? He's my drinking buddy, the one I can really open up to!” A famous captain with very little authority, who was promptly beaten up by his first mate “We were so stupid, really. Those devils are the natural enemies of pirates.” Some anonymous pirates who had gone straight “We were so stupid, really. We should've listened to our superiors and stayed away from them. They're devils!” Navy personnel from various bases who had repeatedly been robbed and eaten out of house and home “Thank goodness! It's the Silver-Haired Pirates! We're saved!” Islanders rescued by the crew … The reporter was deeply shaken by the interviews, and the Island Daily published a major story that very same day. #Shocking! The Silver-Haired Pirates may be plotting to build a new world!# The silver-haired natural curly-haired guy, mysteriously transported to this world, renowned master of slacking off, and only hoping to stall the plot until the little king set sail so he could go home, stared at the headline: “…” He only wanted to go home, didn't he? Theme: Friendship, effort, and victory are all part of life.