[The story will go on sale from Chapter 22 on February 3. Thank you all for your support.]
As one of the unlucky babies born during the baby boom Konoha experienced after World War II, Uchiha Xianghe accidentally transmigrates to the era of the Sixth Hokage, where she discovers that her sworn enemy has become Hokage and lost an eye.
And so she sets herself a little goal: Get started, inner wish-granting mechanism!
Rules: Follow the steps provided by the wishing machine, and anything can be made reasonable. No matter what strange things happen, nothing is surprising.
The actual blurb:
Uchiha Xianghe has been exceptionally clever since childhood and has a super wish-granting machine built in. She has had enough of the fighting and killing between ninjas, and just wants to enjoy a quiet life with her friends.
By a twist of fate, she and her companions transmigrate together to the Warring States era, each wearing a sinister smile.
The simplest way to seize the right to speak is to beat the other side to a pulp!
As the saying goes, to achieve great things, you must first cut down your own people.
Looking at all the Uchiha sprawled on the ground after being knocked down with a single punch, Xianghe claps her hands. "Starting today, I'm your clan head. Now come with me and wipe out those Senju bastards."
All the Uchiha: "??"
The Senju, suddenly struck down, are furious and unwilling to accept defeat.
Their entire clan has actually lost to one little Uchiha girl.
"Who are you, really? What do you want?" the Senju clan head demands angrily.
She rubs her forehead in thought, then points to the Uchiha nearby, trembling as they watch. "You, line up in pairs, one on one. One Uchiha for every Senju."
Everyone panics. Is she planning to wipe out both clans?
"Now hug each other and shout, 'I'm sorry, I was wrong. From now on, we're all friends!'"
Everyone: "??? This isn't how the story is supposed to go!"
The Uchiha and Senju are all utterly exhausted. Xianghe finally feels satisfied, and it's time to get down to business.
"All right! First, we'll crush the nearby ninja clans, then settle down and farm. Our goal is to 'conquer the ninja world first, then conquer the world!'"
Everyone: No way! How did we end up obeying her so meekly!?
Xianghe: I left in a little extra seasoning on purpose. Ever heard of obedience potion?
Reader's Notes:
1. The story moves slowly, and the map updates slowly.
2. Minato's team all survive. The story mainly focuses on their adventures.
3. The male lead has been decided: Hatake Scarecrow.
If you're okay with that, let's begin~
Please add my upcoming story to your favorites: "Please, Teacher Gintoki"
Sakata Gintoki, male, once ranked first year after year as the man most wanted to marry in the world of Jump. Now unemployed for six years, he's been sold off and become the low-grade laborer chosen by a System.
This white-haired, dead-fish-eyed, foot-scratching madao is completely unfazed.
"As long as Gin-san gets a meal, he can survive anywhere."
"System notification: Every time the Host is caught slacking, his Jinjiang account gets one centimeter shorter."
"Gin-san may be a bit lazy normally, but he's definitely a serious, good man. A good man has a real gun. It's absolutely not because he lost face at a hostess bar after taking a tumble that he decided to take his missions seriously. That's right, Gin-san himself is meticulous, brilliant, and hardworking. After all, he's the protagonist of a Jump series, hahahaha!"
"Thank you for cooperating, Teacher Gintoki. Let's start the mission~"
Mission One: The Hunter Group's matchmaking agency. Lucky participant: Hisoka!!
Mission details: A certain pervert can't find a partner, and his poor mother is worried sick. The resentful spirit of a mother from the underworld begs you to help her precious son Hisoka find three couples who are truly in love!
Whether it's Hisoka x Gon, Hisoka x Killua, Hisoka x Illumi, or even Hisoka x Baise, Hisoka x the Chairman, or Hisoka x Leorio, they're all fine! Reversed pairings are welcome too. It all depends on Teacher Gintoki's skills~
Mission Two: The Naruto Group's Godfather System.
Mission details: These innocent, foolish children can't be left to be used so despicably by the premature baby, Otsutsuki Black Zetsu! You are the godfather of the world! Make the bosses mend their ways, cry their eyes out, and get back on the right path!
Charge, Godfather Gintoki!
Mission Three: The One Piece Group's "How to Bring Down the Navy with Rumors"
Mission details: Join the Navy, Sakata Gintoki, you troublemaker.
Sakata Gintoki: "Hey, hey, hey! Why does joining the Navy make Gin-san a Navy rumor? Explain yourself, you piece-of-junk System! Gin-san has his pride too."
Theme: Stay true to yourself and strive to improve.
How about the husband and wife! ! ! Marry him ten or eight times! ! !
Kakashi let out a sharp crack.
Uchiha Madara Chronicles couldn't have been written by Hashirama, right? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that would write such unreliable things?
Juju—the king of social animals that exists in any fanfic! ! The cows and horses have to work even if they are dead! !
The death of White Fang in the original book was really not worth it. A hero who could rival the Sannin died so silently on a rainy night that no one knew about... I absolutely do not believe that the Third Generation did not know about this. The Third Generation's grandfather was very kind, but kindness was also his biggest flaw. From the animation, Danzo's plan to assassinate the Hokage was revealed, and the Third Generation let him go; Orochimaru was found to have defected while doing human experiments, and as a teacher he also let him go; even Shisui had his eyes gouged out! Danzo was definitely responsible for Lin being abducted by the Kirin ninja, and Hashirama's cells were used for human experiments, and the third generation allowed it... I was really shocked when I saw this, and I got very angry when I thought about it.
I want to say that the third generation may be suitable to be the Shouchi Hokage in peacetime, but it is definitely not suitable for Konoha during the war. The third generation has not learned the rational and tough methods of the second generation.
There is really no reliable person at the top level at this stage! Indirectly and directly, many innocent people were harmed!
Look at what Obito, the sunny little bunny, and the proud and confident young Kakashi were forced to do in the later stages of the original work! During the period of Anbu Kakashi, he was still used by two bad old men, the Third Generation and Danzo, to bully other young people who were ignorant, right? (Turns into slime when angry
Draw a circle and curse them. Ing
Hashirama: Eat, why don't you eat? Eat quickly
Xianghe: This land is contracted by me! (Now that we have corn, can we arrange popcorn as well. Jpg
Shenwei: The MVP of this game... Ugh——(Stupid Rabbit, you really shouldn't throw everything into the space.
Although the two families are bitter rivals, the second generation has a good saying: read more and look less at the beautiful Uchiha (but everyone in Uchiha is really beautiful, just look at their ancestor Indra. Chiliu
Regarding Xianghe's behavior, our Emperor Li Erfeng gave a thumbs up. They are all in charge, so this is not going to be a big deal.
Development requires human resources. At this time, Xiaoguang should still be sealed somewhere (she is an original female character of Ultimate Storm). Her full name is Uchiha Hikari. She is a beautiful, cute and powerful girl. Xianghe can consider her. (It's just that her experience is contrary to her name.
Kakashi:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! What are you talking about that should not be heard? ! ? ! ?
Let me take a quick guess, the unlucky guy who had his hair pulled out—Wu Qi Ha Xishishi?(????)
Tsk tsk tsk, young man, you still have a long way to go (wags index finger)
The youthful interaction between teenagers and girls is really mind-blowing. The feeling of extreme pulling, well, it's so delicious! How do you say that, "Blush is better than all words of love", it's just right for these two little cuties, right? (The weird aunt laughs
Thank you for your hospitality, madam. Let's have a good time hehehehe (Crayon Shin-chan's obscene smile
Real! Silly Bunny was so cute when he was little! The eyes are dark, bright and big! It's as sweet and glutinous as a red bean cake, the kind that makes you hug it in your arms! !
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Enter the First Hokage Sakata-Kun!
There's a Big Problem with My Beach Farm
Pick up a Killer and Beat up the Enemy
Island Tycoon Story
Isn't Gin a Genius God?
Please, Silver-Sensei
Drawing Cards and Building Up the Dark Continent
Sweet Romance, Elbow Strike
How about the husband and wife! ! ! Marry him ten or eight times! ! ! Kakashi let out a sharp crack.
Uchiha Madara Chronicles couldn't have been written by Hashirama, right? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that would write such unreliable things?
Juju—the king of social animals that exists in any fanfic! ! The cows and horses have to work even if they are dead! !
The death of White Fang in the original book was really not worth it. A hero who could rival the Sannin died so silently on a rainy night that no one knew about... I absolutely do not believe that the Third Generation did not know about this. The Third Generation's grandfather was very kind, but kindness was also his biggest flaw. From the animation, Danzo's plan to assassinate the Hokage was revealed, and the Third Generation let him go; Orochimaru was found to have defected while doing human experiments, and as a teacher he also let him go; even Shisui had his eyes gouged out! Danzo was definitely responsible for Lin being abducted by the Kirin ninja, and Hashirama's cells were used for human experiments, and the third generation allowed it... I was really shocked when I saw this, and I got very angry when I thought about it. I want to say that the third generation may be suitable to be the Shouchi Hokage in peacetime, but it is definitely not suitable for Konoha during the war. The third generation has not learned the rational and tough methods of the second generation. There is really no reliable person at the top level at this stage! Indirectly and directly, many innocent people were harmed! Look at what Obito, the sunny little bunny, and the proud and confident young Kakashi were forced to do in the later stages of the original work! During the period of Anbu Kakashi, he was still used by two bad old men, the Third Generation and Danzo, to bully other young people who were ignorant, right? (Turns into slime when angry Draw a circle and curse them. Ing
Hashirama: Eat, why don't you eat? Eat quickly
Xianghe: This land is contracted by me! (Now that we have corn, can we arrange popcorn as well. Jpg Shenwei: The MVP of this game... Ugh——(Stupid Rabbit, you really shouldn't throw everything into the space. Although the two families are bitter rivals, the second generation has a good saying: read more and look less at the beautiful Uchiha (but everyone in Uchiha is really beautiful, just look at their ancestor Indra. Chiliu Regarding Xianghe's behavior, our Emperor Li Erfeng gave a thumbs up. They are all in charge, so this is not going to be a big deal. Development requires human resources. At this time, Xiaoguang should still be sealed somewhere (she is an original female character of Ultimate Storm). Her full name is Uchiha Hikari. She is a beautiful, cute and powerful girl. Xianghe can consider her. (It's just that her experience is contrary to her name.
Kakashi:! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! What are you talking about that should not be heard? ! ? ! ?
Let me take a quick guess, the unlucky guy who had his hair pulled out—Wu Qi Ha Xishishi?(????)
Tsk tsk tsk, young man, you still have a long way to go (wags index finger) The youthful interaction between teenagers and girls is really mind-blowing. The feeling of extreme pulling, well, it's so delicious! How do you say that, "Blush is better than all words of love", it's just right for these two little cuties, right? (The weird aunt laughs Thank you for your hospitality, madam. Let's have a good time hehehehe (Crayon Shin-chan's obscene smile
Real! Silly Bunny was so cute when he was little! The eyes are dark, bright and big! It's as sweet and glutinous as a red bean cake, the kind that makes you hug it in your arms! !