My Secret Identity Is So Convincing

[Check out the new novel The Death Swindler with an Expired Walkthrough, about Miss Nishine the swindler outplaying a whole crowd of liars and deceiving everyone at every turn.] [Check out my friend's new novel After Sun Wukong Was Trapped Under Five-Finger Mountain. The Great Sage's little sunshine would do anything for him, a thousand times over.] The Odd Jobs Shop's owner, Mr. Sakata, is a famous good-for-nothing middle-aged man in Kabukicho, otherwise known as MADAO. Whenever something unexpected happens, he mutters about keeping calm while climbing into a trash can to look for a time machine. One day, on his way to search for a time machine, he picked up a suspicious little ball claiming to be a secret identity System. Thus began his journey through time and space. To earn a time machine as his reward, Mr. Sakata embarked on a quest to "diligently" improve his secret identity accuracy and complete his commissions. Mr. Sakata: "I'm super confident about getting the character right." And so: Some bandage-wearing guy: About how my best friend, who came back from the dead, has turned into a sweets addict. Some white-haired teacher: As the best teacher in the jujutsu world, I'm being blackmailed over and over by my friend, who became a lolicon good-for-nothing after death. Some Demon Slayer Corps: What on earth should we do if the Demon King is a good-for-nothing shut-in MADAO who can't even pay his rent? Some Saniwa: What are you doing while transmigrating? Are you free? Could you come save us? System: Why hasn't my Host lost his secret identity today? Everyone: How else can I put it? It's an Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon. The accuracy is way too high. System: Isn't that the complete opposite of getting the character right? Theme: Keep getting stronger to protect the people who matter.