Did Yin Shi Crash and Burn Today?

▼Novel Blurb▼ The people at Jujutsu High recently heard a strange rumor: If you bring out the latest issue of JUMP and plenty of sweets, then pray with all your heart, a white-haired man will come to your rescue in your hour of need. The white-haired man even claims to be a follower of the Great Sugar Deity. Everyone's eyes begin to wander. 5t5: What are you looking at? It wasn't me. "A white-haired man used a Zanpakuto to chop up the monster that was trying to kill me." "Sounds like a follower of the Great JUMP Deity." "The white-haired man had a Four-Star Dragon Ball and said that if I invested a thousand bucks, I could get a share. Once all the Dragon Balls were gathered, he'd grant me a wish." "See? I told you it was the Great JUMP Deity. By the way, are you sure that wasn't a scam?" "The white-haired man cured my infertility." "...Wait a minute?" What the heck is this?!!! As the rumors grew more and more outrageous, and everyone started looking at him more and more strangely, 5t5 finally took action for one reason or another. Gintoki, who was off doing his own thing, was caught off guard and ran straight into everyone. Looking at Gintoki's head of silvery-white curls, and the roiling black shadow behind him, which bore a striking resemblance to the Zenin family's technique, everyone fell into deep thought. Had the Zenin family been unfaithful, or had Gojo been two-timing them? Gintoki: Neither. Yours truly was behind all of this. [Important! The draft ends here. Basically, Gintoki caused all of this himself, but it's hard to change, so the main story may differ a little. ()] A few things to know before reading: 1. The blurb has been revised, but not by much. The basic premise is still about the same. 2. The story begins in 2007, but some things have also been changed. The saved chapters go up to manga chapter 164, so there might be some face-slapping later on. Go by what's in the story. 3. The CP is most likely 5t5. 4. In the slice-of-life chapters, Gintoki is the biggest threat of all. ▽Completed Works▽ Special-Grade Draw: Itadori-kun What's Wrong with My Secret Identity? Shamelessly promoting an upcoming story: ▽Upcoming Story Blurb▽ After I Tricked a Disabled Alpha into Falling for Me, I Regretted It [ABO] A beautiful, fickle Omega adored by all × a ruthless, deranged Alpha who seems polite and refined but is soft only toward the Omega 1. After transmigrating into the body of a frail, sickly Omega who was framed and cast out, Qi Ning resolutely fought back to stop the inheritance from falling into the hands of the bastards who had tormented the original owner. Along the way, the little con artist swindled his way into money, seduction, and affection, milking one sheep for all it was worth. After using his big fat sheep to get himself established, he left with a flourish. ---Only to discover that in this new world, Omegas couldn't inherit. He had to find an Alpha to marry into his family, or none of his scheming would matter. Qi Ning: "..." Just as he was wondering whether he should simply trick someone else, his big fat sheep came chasing after him again. Fu Jingyi: "Is there anything you want to explain?" Still weak after injecting himself with a suppressant, Qi Ning tugged open his collar and smiled. "A false mark, and one more set of teeth marks." 2. When word spread that Fu Jingyi was engaged to the young master of the Qi family who had been cast out, everyone pricked up their ears. As everyone knew, the empire's little prince Fu Jingyi was an Alpha who excelled at everything, but he couldn't smell pheromones or mark anyone. In a world where pheromones were everywhere, he was like an island all alone. Having practically watched Fu Jingyi grow up, everyone carefully observed Qi Ning's recent, ambitious behavior. They clicked their tongues at his claim that "love hurts your wallet" and came to the conclusion: heartless and unfeeling, a marriage of convenience, doomed to end in divorce! But before long, everyone realized that Qi Ning excelled in every area. He was handsome, charming, optimistic, cheerful, and always striving to improve. Every day, he was all sweet and affectionate with Fu Jingyi, with eyes and heart only for him. Everyone gaped, green with envy. Then they started poring over Qi Ning's absurdly long pheromone compatibility list, trying to find their own names. Everyone swore up and down: "There's no way those two are really in love. How could they be when they aren't even attracted to each other's pheromones?!" So this wasn't stealing someone's partner. At most, it was a liberation movement! If he's going to fool someone, let him fool me! Qi Ning was delighted by how things were turning out. Watching his partner cheerfully sort through potential targets, Fu Jingyi nearly ground his teeth to dust. After disappearing for a week, the two reappeared in public. Everyone saw the overlapping layers of bloody bite marks on Qi Ning's fair neck, impossible to hide even beneath a high collar, and nearly blacked out. In front of them all, Fu Jingyi declared his claim: "Mine." "...?!" Everyone went wild. This story is also known as The Omega Who Loves to Deceive Never Lacks Mugwort (not really). A few things to know before reading: 1. The Alpha is not impotent! He's very capable! And there will be a medical miracle later on (?) 2. Sweet from beginning to end, one-on-one, both are each other's first love, and the Omega is doted on. Theme: Never forget your original aspiration and keep your mission firmly in mind.