Transmigrated as the Cannon-Fodder White Moonlight at a Noble Academy

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"Welcome to Saint Glen Academy. You will play the white moonlight who is trampled by the four great factions until driven to despair."

The System told Jiang Yu, "You must maintain your aloof, untouchable persona and make the four male leads fall madly in love with you, until..."

He picked up where it left off: "Until the real protagonist shou shows up? Got it."

Jiang Yu looked at his account balance: 0.

Then he looked at the prices: astronomical.

He made his decision at once: he'd take the role.

Saint Glen Noble Academy had a famous joke:

The poor student living on the top floor of the White Tower could get the heads of all four factions to compete to support him, all thanks to his face.

Male Lead No. 1: Student Council President Chu Yuan

At first: Chu Yuan stabbed through the financial aid application he'd submitted with a fountain pen. "Want financial aid? Then show me how sincere you are."

Later: "I can sign your scholarship application for you."

His slender fingers tapped the desk, but when the other turned away, he secretly breathed in the lingering scent he'd left behind.

Male Lead No. 2: School Trustee's Son Gu Li

At first: Gu Li brushed a black card across his wound. "If you're going to bleed for me, there has to be a price, right?"

Later: "This black card has a limit of a hundred million. Is that enough to buy you dinner?"

A businessman who was always calculating, he was absurdly generous to him alone.

Male Lead No. 3: Medical School President Gu Xueyi

At first: Gu Xueyi smiled as he held up a sedative, looking at him as if he were a defective product. "Trash belongs in the trash can."

Later: "Temperature: 36.5 degrees Celsius. Heart rate slightly elevated."

The hand that calmly announced the diagnosis trembled slightly when it touched his skin.

Male Lead No. 4: Campus Celebrity Zhou Ye

At first: Zhou Ye cornered him against a wall and sneered. "Honor student, are you that short on cash? How about I give you ten thousand for every slap?"

Later: "Who the hell told you to look at him?"

The hot-tempered boy who kicked over a desk would crouch down to tie his untied shoelaces for him.

[Famous Scene]

When the four of them discovered that he was accepting "living expenses" from all of them at once, they quickly formed a group chat and confronted him: "Explain yourself."

Jiang Yu casually straightened his collar. "Didn't you beg me to take it?"

But things only got properly underway after the real protagonist shou appeared.

The System came online temporarily: "You have to suppress him, ostracize him, scold him, and push the plot forward until he becomes the target of all four protagonist gongs."

Jiang Yu looked through the information and found that this one's family background was formidable too, at least on par with the four protagonist gongs.

"So," he asked the System, "how am I supposed to target him? With the two yuan and twenty-one cents left in my bank account?"

The System replied, "Don't worry. He'll go bankrupt later. It's one of the key turning points where a favored son of heaven falls into ruin."

Jiang Yu believed it, so he tried ostracizing and humiliating the guy in all sorts of ways, even resorting to a few unconventional methods. But this protagonist shou was seriously strange. Whenever Jiang Yu picked a fight, the guy not only didn't get angry, but looked at him with an intrigued expression.

Something was off. Out of eleven points, twelve were off.

Finally, Jiang Yu slapped his thigh. This guy was absolutely into being treated like that.

What he never expected was that the protagonist shou wouldn't go bankrupt at all. In the end, he even got his wish and became Jiang Yu's bedmate.

"Jiang Yu, if you betray me, I'll break your legs."

"Is that so?" Jiang Yu smiled just as wickedly. "Do you dare?"

"Now, stop kneeling and come here."

- Shou who enjoys a rich man's support but keeps the upper hand, captivating shou, queen shou

- Wicked beauty shou, holds grudges and never takes abuse lying down, enjoys stirring up trouble

- Everyone's a villain, everyone is pure, there is a main gong, who appears later

- Lightweight prose, pure melodramatic comedy, just for fun, don't overthink it

[Warnings: A pure, unadulterated mishmash of melodrama, with every kind of drama you could ask for. The four gongs are no good guys, and they won't be redeemed. The author is a twisted shou enthusiast, and the story-within-a-story is even more twisted than stagnant water. Extreme KK fans, stay away.]

(The values in the work do not represent the author's values.)

Coming soon: "Shock! The Cross-Dressing Bait Is Actually a Boy from the Miao Borderlands"

Yun Che transmigrated into the body of a notorious streamer who threw himself at people. The original owner was infatuated with the campus heartthrob, but kept pestering his rich second-generation roommate, Shen Yu, to set them up.

The heartthrob found him annoying, and Shen Yu hated his clinginess. His livestream chat was full of jeers:

[Look in the mirror. What makes you think you can reach someone like Young Master Shen?]

[You've thrown away every last shred of dignity just to chase clout!]

And the original owner had only eighty-seven yuan left in his bank account after spending it all on the heartthrob.

With no choice but to earn a living, Yun Che opened a new account and started streaming without showing his face.

The camera showed only his long, slender fingers and lean waist. A poisonous spider danced gracefully with the movements of his fingertips, then turned toward the camera and bowed politely.

The comments went from [Desperate for attention] to [Holy crap].

In the days that followed, Yun Che's livestream repeatedly showcased his extraordinary skills: venomous snakes swaying to music, centipedes flipping over with precision, and toads freezing in place with their tongues out.

His tips kept climbing, but he still didn't show his face, only displaying the fine figure the chat praised as "slim waist, long legs, and a great ass."

"Miaojiang Gu master, taking commissions online." He lowered his voice, making it sound mysterious and alluring through a voice changer.

One day, a viewer with the ID "S" sent him ten rockets in a row.

[Stream in a skirt, and I'll send ten more.]

Yun Che raised an eyebrow. He needed money, a lot of money. Practicing Miaojiang secret arts required special medicinal herbs, and they were expensive.

"Deal."

The next day, he put on the black slip dress S had sent him. Its hem just covered the tops of his thighs. In front of the camera, a long, beautiful venomous snake coiled around his thigh like a ribbon, leaving viewers unable to sleep all night.

[S sent a rocket ship]

[S: Next time, wear the red one I sent you.]

Yun Che chuckled. "That'll cost extra."

Gradually, S's tips grew more generous, and the requests got more outrageous: skirts, high heels, lace gloves, and cat-ear headbands.

Yun Che accepted them all, as long as the money was right.

Then one day, S sent him a private message: [Meet me. Name your price.]

Yun Che was about to refuse when the other person transferred fifty thousand yuan straight to him.

[Deposit.]

He stared at his balance and thought of the expensive herb needed for the golden silkworm Gu that was about to hatch.

"Fine."

They arranged to meet at a cafe off campus. Yun Che arrived early and chose a seat in the corner.

The doorbell chimed softly. The moment he looked up, he froze.

It was Shen Yu, the rich second-generation student the original owner had pestered relentlessly, and Yun Che's current roommate.

Yun Che instinctively lowered the brim of his hat, but Shen Yu walked straight to his table and sat opposite him. "Waiting for someone?" Shen Yu's voice was even colder than it sounded on the livestream.

Yun Che lowered his voice. "Yeah."

"What a coincidence. So am I." Shen Yu studied him. "You look a lot like someone."

Yun Che's heart skipped a beat.

"A streamer I follow." Shen Yu chuckled. "Great figure. Looks especially good in a skirt."

Yun Che shot to his feet, but Shen Yu grabbed his wrist and held him in place.

"Don't rush off..." Shen Yu's voice suddenly trailed off. His gaze fell on the tiny butterfly-shaped birthmark on the inside of Yun Che's wrist. It had accidentally shown during a livestream once.

His eyes suddenly darkened. "So it was you all along..."

Yun Che: "..."

I'm done for. My identity's been exposed.

A Miaojiang shou who's aloof on the outside but improper on the inside x a rich second-generation gong who's a love-struck, gloomy male ghost

Theme: Treat others with honesty.