Everyone but Me Is Evil

Q: What should I do after transmigrating into the youngest son of a family of villains from a horror movie?

System: Sweetie, your mission is to survive until the grand finale~

I looked at the people around me.

My mom: an encyclopedia of poisons, spoiled and overbearing, with countless enemies.

My dad: a boxer and ginseng enthusiast. He loves planting people in the ground to cosplay as ginseng whenever he gets upset.

My eldest brother: a researcher who likes studying poisons.

My second brother: a doctor, and a total weirdo who can't go a day without seeing blood.

My third brother: a severe mental patient, certified by a doctor.

We really had the whole set of five poisons.

As for me, I'm an innocent, kind, adorable little darling, the only pure white jasmine in the family (trembling in fear).

One day, during a family meeting, everyone gathered around to discuss me.

“Why is our little brother so kind?”

“A villain family should act like villains.”

“Could he have been switched at birth?”

The hospital checked, and the written results confirmed beyond a doubt that I was their biological child.

My family refused to give up. They decided to take me to the craziest asylum orphanage in the area and adopt a child, hoping to teach me by example to devote myself to evil.

I picked the most well-behaved one.

As soon as the adoption papers were done, the System blared an alarm and told me I'd made a great choice: I'd picked a yandere, and not just any yandere, but the biggest villain in the whole story.

That night, I barely slept. As I lay there wondering whether I should pack up and run, the next morning the villain personally made me breakfast and brought it over, gently telling me to hurry up and eat.

I was deeply moved and was about to take a bite when the System sounded an alert: [The milk is laced with deadly poison. Host, do not try it under any circumstances!!!]

I clicked my tongue and silently asked the System: He seemed so well-behaved when I met him at the orphanage yesterday...

The System scoffed: [Ha, that was all an act. Why do you think they call it the asylum orphanage? He made a bet with the other orphans that he'd take out your whole family within six months. And the first person he set his sights on, the one he plans to kill, is you.]

Me: ???

Damn, why is staying alive so hard?

Little scene:

The System had glitched so many times that it actually wanted me to reform the villains and make them devote themselves to goodness?

Hell no! What the hell is this nonsense?

I shut my eyes and grabbed at random. One at a time, line up and don't rush.

I'll reform you, then you, then you, then...

A certain villain drifted over like a ghost, making no sound as he walked.

He: Please spoil me too~

Me: Sure, sure, I'll spoil you, just keep your hands to yourself! Don't bring out the chains, I beg you!!!

*A deranged work written to indulge my tastes, set in a fictional world. Please don't take it too seriously.

(The author's values do not necessarily match the values in the story.)

Lively, adorable bottom VS yandere, deceptively sweet-on-the-outside top

Theme: Cherish yourself