The Enigma’s Boyfriend Wants to Break Up Again
Enigma的男友又要分手
by La Mu He (拉木呵)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 379k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
The Demon Lord Gets Remade into an Omega, complete
Two Sentinels Can't Fall in Love!, ongoing
Blurb
After Zhao Shiwei confessed to him, Wen Gu immediately screenshotted the confession, planning to send it to his buddy and mock this delusional guy
But his finger slipped, and he sent it to Zhao Shiwei himself!
Zhao Shiwei replied at once: [?]
Wen Gu broke into a cold sweat. He hated this Beta surnamed Zhao, but he couldn't afford to offend him. Luckily, he hadn't started properly roasting him yet. He'd only sent the screenshot, so there was still a chance to salvage things.
After thinking it over for ages, he replied:
[Here's the screenshot. No take-backs, okay, boyfriend?]
It was a stalling tactic: agree to date first, then find a way to break up. That way, he wouldn't offend anyone, he'd get his freedom back, and they could go their separate ways for good.
Perfect!
So he launched an endless “sabotage the relationship until we break up” campaign against his “new boyfriend.” But why did the more trouble he caused, the closer they became?
At last, the perfect excuse to break up dropped into his lap. Wen Gu excitedly went to Zhao Shiwei. “Let's break up! We're not right for each other.”
“Why aren't we right for each other all of a sudden?” Zhao Shiwei asked.
“You're a Beta, and I'm a carnivore,” Wen Gu blurted out.
“Huh?” Zhao Shiwei looked baffled, unable to see how the two things were connected.
Wen Gu announced, “I differentiated into an Alpha yesterday! I need pheromones to get me in the mood when we do it.”
Just as Wen Gu waited for Zhao Shiwei to agree, ready to leave with a flourish and embrace his new life as a hot Alpha
Zhao Shiwei suddenly smiled and locked the door.
“Why are you locking the door? What are you doing?” Wen Gu began to panic for no clear reason.
Why was Zhao Shiwei acting so differently from before? He used to be a little lamb. Why was he acting like a wolf now?
A powerful, irresistible pheromone pressed down on Wen Gu, making his legs go weak and his whole body feel strange.
Zhao Shiwei pulled Wen Gu into his arms. “Looks like you're starting your first heat. I forgot to tell you, I differentiated yesterday too. I'm an Enigma! Let me help you…”
Wen Gu shouted, “Then we definitely have to break up! I'm an Alpha, and I'm not getting topped!”
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[Flirty, scummy Alpha bottom x devoted, scheming Enigma top]
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[Reader's Guide]
★ The top being an Enigma matters to the plot. It's not so an Alpha can get pregnant. No mpreg.
★ No secondary couples.
★ Some melodrama, mostly ridiculous antics. Just enjoy the show.
★ It opens during senior-year internships, with no campus storyline. The focus is on romance.
★ The workplace plot, especially the entertainment-industry parts, is entirely made up. Don't compare it to real life. The focus is on romance.
★ A lively, sweet little romance. The focus is on romance.
★ Lots of author-created worldbuilding. Please bear with it if it's not your thing.
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Completed Novel Blurb
The Demon Lord Gets Remade into an Omega
As soon as Demon Lord Nie Xiao transmigrated into the human world, he attacked a doctor during a prenatal checkup and earned himself a pair of silver bracelets, along with a trending topic.
Three days later, an Alpha named Ye Yitang bailed him out of jail.
Nie Xiao stood with his hands behind his back. “Where do you intend to take this venerable one?”
Ye Yitang replied coldly, “To get a divorce.”
Nie Xiao: “?”
Ye Yitang: “I've found out you lied to me.”
Nie Xiao: “??”
Ye Yitang: “You're not pregnant at all.”
Nie Xiao: “???”
Nie Xiao was about to go with him to get a divorce when he suddenly remembered the High Priest's repeated warnings before he transmigrated: Don't meddle in other people's karma.
Marriage was the greatest karmic entanglement among humans. This venerable one must not divorce on his own initiative!
He had just turned to run when Ye Yitang's men hauled him into a car and drove straight to the civil affairs bureau.
Luckily, the divorce cooling-off period saved him.
They didn't get divorced, but he was kicked out of the house.
While sleeping in a doghouse, Nie Xiao began cramming on the basic rules of the ABO world. When he finally figured out that he'd transmigrated into a man called an Omega, a type that could get pregnant
The Demon Lord fell apart.
But that wasn't even the worst part.
The worst part was discovering that he had transmigrated into the wrong person! This wasn't the vessel that could save the demon realm.
But before he could find the right vessel, there was something more important to do: make money.
In this world, everything cost money.
To make money, Nie Xiao embarked on a relentless spree of courting disaster, and every time, Ye Yitang had to clean up after him. Finally at the end of his tether, Ye Yitang locked him in the bedroom, only for Nie Xiao to bite down on his gland.
Ye Yitang: “What are you doing?”
Nie Xiao: “Suppressing you with my pheromones!”
Ye Yitang: “Who told you an Omega could suppress an Alpha?”
Nie Xiao's eyes wandered. “...They can't?”
Ye Yitang was so angry he laughed.
While Ye Yitang was out, Nie Xiao ran away again and came up with a brilliant way to make a fortune
Exorcising demons for people.
By selling out the demons, his own kind, he became a rising star in the world of exorcism and spiritual cleansing in just three months.
Ye Yitang had been on edge lately.
Being tricked into marrying a scummy Omega was bad enough. His company, Black Shield, seemed to run a security business but actually specialized in “supernatural cases.” Now its entire core team had been wiped out by his archenemy!
With its main operations on the verge of collapse, the biggest investor handed him a note: “Go ask this expert to come out of retirement. They might be able to bring the company back from the dead.”
Ye Yitang went to pay the expert a visit. The moment he saw him, he was so shocked he could barely believe his eyes
The man before him had a lean, muscular build and a wild wolf cut. He turned around with a game controller in his mouth, looking nothing like the delicate, helpless white lotus he'd once been.
“Isn't that my scummy Omega almost-ex-husband who tricked me into marrying him and refuses to get divorced?”
Nie Xiao folded his arms and looked at Ye Yitang. “What does President Ye want? Don't tell me you're going to force me to get divorced again.”
Ye Yitang lowered his voice and swallowed his pride. “I'm here to ask for your help.”
Nie Xiao grinned obnoxiously. “I can't hear you! Louder! Beg me!”
Just as their negotiations fell apart, Nie Xiao entered his first heat.
He grabbed Ye Yitang by the collar, bit him, and started groping him.
“You're crazy! We're getting divorced! What are you doing?” Ye Yitang clutched his clothes to keep Nie Xiao from stripping him, staunchly defending his dignity as an Alpha.
“We're not divorced yet!” Nie Xiao laughed wickedly, completely carried away.
Ye Yitang: “…”
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[Omega Demon Lord bottom x Alpha CEO top]
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Ongoing Novel Blurb
Two Sentinels Can't Fall in Love!
[Two sentinels dating | No wars | Sweet romance]
Sentinel Qi Tian had a secret: his spiritual companion, a giant cockroach with twin tails, had been swallowed whole by his love rival Zhuo Bufan's golden eagle.
The cockroach was gone without a trace, dead or alive.
Even more absurdly, he and Zhuo Bufan ended up at the same academy and were assigned to the same dorm room.
Their beds were at opposite ends, with their feet facing each other.
To get his spiritual companion back and avoid expulsion, Qi Tian gritted his teeth and signed the unfair contract Zhuo Bufan proposed: serve him hand and foot, bring him tea and water, run errands and fetch meals, and be at his beck and call...
Just as he was about to beat that bastard's head in, he uncovered a huge secret
The reason Zhuo Bufan, a top student, had fallen to Class C was Qi Tian's cockroach!
Overcome with guilt, Qi Tian did everything he could to make up for it: helping Zhuo Bufan quash rumors, outsmarting scumbags, cheating and tricking people, fighting, and even putting himself in danger for him...
Before long, rumors were flying around the Sentinel-Guide Academy: The two new sentinels were hooking up, and getting seriously hot and heavy!
At first, Zhuo Bufan scoffed at the rumor. But gradually, he began to read something else into Qi Tian's behavior
Qi Tian likes me! He's been flirting with me this whole time! He started these rumors on purpose!
“I'm straight! I absolutely won't let him get his way!” Zhuo Bufan resolved, while his eyes began following Qi Tian's every move despite himself
Why is he so close to that instructor?
Why is he laughing and chatting with that scheming flirt?
Why is he so ambiguous with that classmate?
When the person they both loved from afar transferred to their academy, Zhuo Bufan couldn't sit still any longer.
He went to see him. “Stay away from Qi Tian.”
The beloved replied, “Are you jealous?”
Zhuo Bufan: “Qi Tian likes me!”
The beloved: “…”
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After following Qi Tian into the quarantine zone, Zhuo Bufan watched him get closer and closer to another sentinel and panicked. “Qi Tian! Sentinels' mental powers repel each other. Two sentinels can't fall in love!”
Qi Tian: “?”
Zhuo Bufan: “Don't you have a crush on me? Why are you so fickle? Break things off with him! Get together with me!”
Qi Tian: “You said two sentinels can't fall in love. You're a sentinel too, man!”
Zhuo Bufan: “That's different!”
Qi Tian laughed. “Aren't you straight?”
Zhuo Bufan answered self-righteously, “You're the one who's gay, so you're responsible.”
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Theme: Keeping your word is a virtue.
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Reader comments 23
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To be honest, when I read this article again in the middle of the night on my trumpet, I was almost dissuaded by the cover again. In fact, I have read this article several times. Although I don't know why the teacher used this kind of cover, haha, after reading the copy, I found that the opening seemed to be a plot that had been popular on the Internet before. I suddenly wanted to read a few chapters, but the more I read, the more I read. It is already 3 o'clock in the morning. Having tied it, I threw some thunder at the teacher and sent a long comment to briefly talk about my feelings. The emotional line in the early stage really struck a chord with me! The character design in the early stage of attack is my favorite xp. Although it is an attack and control, I have to admit that the endurance is also very good. In short, the DNA has been severely moved. But in fact, after three years for no reason, I was still a little shocked. I thought this was a complete cookie novel, but the current plot makes me a little bit paralyzed. Zhao Shiwei's character design in the early stage is really my XP. The big change in his character in the later stage made me confused. Maybe there is something in the middle that I don't know! Anyway, I'm still looking forward to it! Since things were so good in the past, don't these two have a bit of old friendship? It feels there, but not a lot. Teacher, please give me some sweets!!! Then the teacher's love lines are very well written. The child wants to see more love lines. I mean the plot of rebuilding a bankrupt company is not good. I just want to see a young couple. The child has been in a literary drought for a long time because of his too picky taste. Teacher, please let me eat a few more love lines. The other characters are not as confusing and hard to remember as in other novels. At least when I see their names, I can remember what they have done. The memory is very strong. As for the plot, hehe, it's the kind of pure love with a bit of meaty flavor that I like. I hope the teacher will not be reviewed and sanctioned again. Then, as the plot progresses to this point, is there a trend of having a deputy CP? I don't think the teacher has the habit of writing extra chapters. It seems that he wants to finish everything in the main text? It doesn't matter, I will wait for any teacher! But I still hope that teachers will write more correct CPs, and I hope they can get on the right track soon!!! Quarrel is normal for couples, but you can't keep quarreling—— Will I be able to see them get on the right track in my lifetime? And that's it! The ambiguous kiss always gets interrupted! I'm really going crazy! It's just that the character and emotional lines are a bit stagnant now, I think, but is it acceptable? It's just the relationship between attack and reception. The contrast between before and after is a bit too great, a bit fragmented? The child really liked the ambiguity in the early stage when he hinted clearly to the teacher to hand out some candies. I don't have the habit of skipping chapters. If I'm not interested, I will abandon the article directly. My picky taste once made me think that I don't like reading novels anymore, but I read this one in one go! It's been a long time since I've seen such an article that is in line with XP. It took me about five or six hours to finish reading, but the serialization was a little uncomfortable. I quit and buffered several times in the middle, and then I clicked back to continue watching. By the way, the author really has a sense of humor. There are some sentences that I can't even think of in my dreams. The writing style really gives me a very comfortable feeling. I can really tell people what to express at a glance, and he is also very funny. Well, except for the fact that some dialogues are too long and sometimes make you dizzy at a glance, can the teacher divide them into a few more paragraphs? There are very interesting sentences mixed in the dialogue, but they are crowded together, and sometimes you really can't see them. The articles I polished in the early stage really gave me a feeling of frequent golden sentences, which were very funny and poignant. I also wrote some broken articles. I really feel sorry for the teacher's traffic. Teacher, you must work hard! I wish the teacher can join V soon! PS: I really admire the author's row of little red flowers. Teacher, I will continue to follow you! [Spread flowers][sprinkle flowers][sprinkle flowers]
99 For young lovers!!!! [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
Absolutely amazing. If this wedding process can be broadcast for real, I can eat for a day. It's too easy to eat.
Finished scattering flowers! 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 Looking forward to the next one 💪 💪 💪
Finished spreading flowers! In fact, it feels like the ending is a bit rushed. The early part of this book is very good, but the later part is a little weak. Filling in all the holes seems to have been filled in, but it still gives the characters a complete plot loop. Only later did I realize that Zhao Shiwei was just pretending, not changing his persona. Sure enough, I had a secret that I didn't know about. Finally, when the persona was reversed, luckily I didn't give up. The dialogues in each chapter in the middle and later stages account for the majority. It may be possible to focus on promoting the plot, but it is really exhausting to scan it at a glance. All in all, when I was following this series, I was very much looking forward to it. I felt like I was waiting for the update at 9:30 every night. I didn't expect that this time I would save all my money to get to the finale... I was a little caught off guard. As far as XP is concerned, this book is very consistent with my aesthetics. Maybe my opinion is subjective. I am still looking forward to the author and hope to write better. [Spread flowers][spread flowers]
After collecting so many plots, it becomes increasingly difficult to understand. . . [Covering face, laughing and crying] How could he become so bloody?
I have a habit of embarrassing others, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😭 😭 😭
Thank God, I finally kissed you
I've saved a few chapters and it's not enough to read. Come on, teacher, hey hey hey hey!
Stop arguing. Stop arguing.