
The Demon Lord Gets an Omega Makeover
魔尊爆改Omega
by La Mu He (拉木呵)
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 418k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Blurb for the upcoming novel "A Seductive Fox Spirit, but a Tibetan Fox" below
"Two Sentinels Can't Fall in Love!" is currently updating~
This Novel · Blurb
The moment Demon Lord Nie Xiao transmigrated into the human world, he attacked a doctor during a prenatal checkup and earned himself a pair of silver bracelets, along with a trending topic.
Three days later, an Alpha named Ye Yitang bailed him out of jail.
Nie Xiao stood with his hands behind his back. “Where do you intend to take this honored one?”
Ye Yitang said coldly, “To get a divorce.”
Nie Xiao: “?”
Ye Yitang: “Your lies have been exposed.”
Nie Xiao: “??”
Ye Yitang: “You were never pregnant.”
Nie Xiao: “???”
Nie Xiao was about to go along with him to get divorced when he suddenly recalled the High Priest’s repeated warnings before he transmigrated: Do not interfere with the karma of others.
Marriage was the greatest karmic entanglement in the human world. This honored one could not divorce on a whim!
Just as he was about to run, Ye Yitang’s men hauled him into a car and drove straight to the civil affairs bureau.
Fortunately, the mandatory cooling-off period for divorce saved him.
They didn’t get divorced, but he was kicked out of the house.
Sleeping in a doghouse, Nie Xiao began cramming the basic facts about the ABO world. Just as he finally figured out that he had transmigrated into a man called an Omega, a kind who could get pregnant
The Demon Lord had a breakdown.
But that wasn’t even the worst of it.
The worst part was discovering that he had transmigrated into the wrong body! This wasn’t the vessel that could save the demon realm at all.
But before he could search for the right vessel, there was something more important to take care of: making money.
In this world, everything cost money.
To make a fortune, Nie Xiao embarked on a relentless series of reckless escapades, each time forcing Ye Yitang to clean up after him. When Ye Yitang could take no more and locked him in the bedroom, Nie Xiao sank his teeth into Ye Yitang’s gland.
Ye Yitang: “What are you doing?”
Nie Xiao: “Using my pheromones to suppress you!”
Ye Yitang: “Who told you an Omega can suppress an Alpha?”
Nie Xiao’s gaze darted away. “...They can’t?”
Ye Yitang was so angry he laughed.
While Ye Yitang was out, Nie Xiao ran away again and came up with a brilliant scheme to get rich
Exorcising demons for people.
By selling out the demons among his own kind to the human world, he became a rising star in the exorcism business in just three months.
Ye Yitang had been especially irritable lately.
Being tricked into marrying a scummy Omega was bad enough, but his company, Black Shield, which seemed to provide security services but actually specialized in “supernatural cases,” had just had its entire core team poached by its archenemy!
With the company’s main business on the verge of collapse, its biggest investor handed him a note: “Go invite this expert to join us. They might be able to bring the company back from the dead.”
Ye Yitang went to pay the expert a visit. The moment he saw him, he was so shocked he could barely speak
The man before him had a lean, muscular build and a wild wolf cut. He turned around with a game controller in his mouth. He was nothing like the pitiful, delicate little white flower he used to be.
“Isn’t this my scummy Omega almost-ex who tricked me into marriage and refused to divorce me?”
Nie Xiao folded his arms and looked at Ye Yitang. “What can I do for you, Mr. Ye? Don’t tell me you’re going to force me to get divorced again?”
Ye Yitang lowered his voice and swallowed his pride. “I’m here to ask for your help.”
Nie Xiao grinned obnoxiously. “I can’t hear you! Speak up! Beg me!”
Just as the two of them were about to call off their partnership, Nie Xiao experienced his first heat.
He grabbed Ye Yitang by the collar, bit into him, and started getting handsy.
“Have you lost your mind? We’re getting divorced! What do you think you’re doing?” Ye Yitang clung fiercely to his clothes, refusing to let Nie Xiao take them off and resolutely defending an Alpha’s dignity.
“We’re not divorced yet!” Nie Xiao said with a wicked grin, swept up in the moment.
Ye Yitang: “...”
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[Omega Demon Lord Bottom × Alpha CEO Top]
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[Reading Guide]
★ No children.
★ This is not an invincible power fantasy. The protagonist loses all his demonic powers when he first transmigrates and suffers setbacks, but he grows strong again later.
★ Lots of author-created lore. Please be understanding if it’s not to your taste.
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Upcoming Novel · Blurb
"A Seductive Fox Spirit, but a Tibetan Fox"
Hu Zheng is a fox spirit. After centuries of completing the fox clan’s mandatory cultivation, he still has one class left to pass: go down the mountain, seduce a human, and win their true love.
Seduction is a piece of cake for most fox spirits, but Hu Zheng is a Tibetan fox! And a male one!
On the day he went down the mountain, an elder clapped him on the shoulder and said earnestly, “Zheng, if someone catches you, whatever you do, don’t say you’re a fox spirit. Our clan has been building its reputation since King Zhou of Shang. We can’t let your square face ruin it!”
Looking at his own rectangular shadow, Hu Zheng felt the weight of his mission.
After arriving in the city, he tried every possible way to get close to women
Day one: His online girlfriend dumped him.
Day two: The nightclub where he worked as a male model got shut down.
Day three: A matchmaking agency scammed him during a blind date.
Day four: He landed on the monster administration bureau’s wanted list.
He had no choice but to dodge the demon-hunting squad’s pursuit while continuing his efforts to seduce people.
But every one of his many attempts ended in disaster the moment he was seen in person.
After much soul-searching, he resolutely walked into a plastic surgery clinic. He’d get a pointed chin and double eyelids. Not only would he become more handsome, he’d have a new face to help him evade capture.
When he woke from the anesthesia, he hadn’t gotten a more attractive face. Instead, a handsome face was right in front of him: that of Hua Boye, head of the bureau’s Hua division.
Hua Boye: “This illegal demon clinic is operating without a license. Are you a victim or an accomplice?”
Hu Zheng: “...”
“Not talking?” Hua Boye waved a hand. “We’ll count that as physical evidence. Take him away!”
In the car, Hua Boye pinched Hu Zheng’s square chin. “Why get plastic surgery? You’re pretty cute as you are.”
Hu Zheng: “?”
At the bureau, there was no skinning or pill extraction, and they didn’t force him back into his original form. Instead, Hu Zheng was handed a "Registration Form for Nonhuman Residents of the City" and a set of practice exams.
“Fill out the form, study, and pass the exam. Then we’ll issue you a license.” Hua Boye offered him his gold pen. “You can read, right?”
Hu Zheng flipped through the questions. The first one stumped him:
What should you do after revealing your true form in front of a human?
A. Shoot them and bury the body.
B. Knock them out, then shoot them and bury the body.
C. Erase their memory and pretend nothing happened.
D. Use magic to make them fall in love with you and have a sweet romance.
Hu Zheng had just checked D when Hua Boye drew a huge cross over it. “Wrong! You don’t have a human-demon romance license. You’re not allowed to date humans.”
Hu Zheng’s world came crashing down. He’d gone down the mountain to seduce people, but without a license, he couldn’t.
To get his license and seduce people legally, Hu Zheng studied hard every day. But his grades were so outstanding, and his appearance so square, that he was exceptionally selected to join the monster administration bureau as a full-time employee!
He’d originally planned to refuse. He’d gone down the mountain to seduce people, not become a civil servant.
But one sentence from a bureau official changed his mind: “If you do well, the bureau can help set you up with someone and solve your relationship problem.”
Hu Zheng’s square face turned serious. “Then I’d like to apply to date Comrade Hua Boye!”
Hua Boye: “?”
You damn fox! I took you in as someone to help, and you’re lusting after my man?!
Even after Hua Boye firmly rejected him, Hu Zheng stayed at the bureau. Not because he still harbored hopes about Hua Boye, but because someone told him civil servants had an easier time finding partners.
Hu Zheng became a field agent for the monster administration bureau. His daily job was to hunt down monsters everywhere and seduce people along the way.
Taking advantage of his work, he seduced three clients in succession
1. A cool, restrained zoologist
2. A beautiful, unhinged artist
3. A gloomy, lovesick rich second-generation heir
His seduction skills were still clumsy, and his looks were still less than ideal, yet all three acted as if they’d been bewitched and began pursuing him passionately at the same time.
Overjoyed, Hu Zheng planned to pick one at random and start dating, afraid of letting things drag on too long.
But Hua Boye rejected his dating application. “If you’re going to date anyone, it has to be me!”
Hu Zheng: “???”
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Ongoing Novel · Blurb
"Two Sentinels Can't Fall in Love!"
[Sentinel × Sentinel | Sweet, clueless delusional top × Unoblivious, scheming bottom]
Sentinel Qi Tian has a secret: his spirit animal, a giant cockroach with pigtails, was swallowed whole by the golden eagle belonging to his rival in love, Zhuo Bufan.
No cockroach alive, no corpse to be found.
Even more absurdly, he and Zhuo Bufan ended up at the same academy and were assigned to the same dorm room.
Their beds were even placed with their feet facing each other.
To get his spirit animal back and avoid expulsion, Qi Tian gritted his teeth and signed the unfair contract Zhuo Bufan proposed: personal attendant, serving tea and water, running errands and fetching meals, always at his beck and call...
Just when he wanted to smash that bastard’s head in, he discovered a huge secret
The reason Zhuo Bufan, once a top student, had fallen all the way to Class C was Qi Tian’s cockroach!
Overcome with guilt, he did everything he could to make amends: helping Zhuo Bufan quash rumors, outsmart scumbags, cheat and swindle, fight, and even put himself in danger for him...
Before long, rumors were spreading like wildfire around the Sentinel-Guide Academy: the two new Sentinels were hooking up, and they were getting hot and heavy!
At first, Zhuo Bufan scoffed at the gossip. But little by little, he began to read another meaning into Qi Tian’s every move
Qi Tian likes me! He’s been trying to get me hooked all along! He started these rumors on purpose!
“I’m straight! I absolutely can’t let him get his way!” Zhuo Bufan resolved, but his eyes began following Qi Tian’s every move without him realizing it
Why is he so close to that instructor?
Why is he laughing and chatting with that two-faced tea girl?
Why is he acting so ambiguous with that classmate?
When the person they both had a crush on transferred to their academy, Zhuo Bufan couldn’t sit still anymore.
He went to the crush and said, “Stay away from Qi Tian.”
The crush: “Are you jealous?”
Zhuo Bufan: “Qi Tian likes me!”
The crush: “...”
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After following Qi Tian into the quarantine zone, Zhuo Bufan watched helplessly as Qi Tian grew closer and closer to another Sentinel. He panicked. “Qi Tian! Sentinels’ mental energies repel each other. Two Sentinels can’t fall in love!”
Qi Tian: “?”
Zhuo Bufan: “Aren’t you secretly in love with me? How can you be so fickle? Break it off with him! Be with me!”
Qi Tian: “You’re the one who said two Sentinels can’t fall in love. You’re a Sentinel too, man!”
Zhuo Bufan: “That’s different!”
Qi Tian laughed. “Aren’t you straight?”
Zhuo Bufan replied without a hint of shame, “Because you’re the one who’s bent. You’re responsible for me.”
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[Reading Guide]
★ Golden eagle spirit animal vs. cockroach spirit animal.
If you’re afraid of cockroaches, don’t worry. The giant cockroach gets eaten by the golden eagle right at the start, so you won’t see it at all (I’m afraid of them too!).
★ Urban supernatural fantasy, lots of author-created lore, no war.
★ The first half follows the rookie stage at the Sentinel-Guide Academy; the second half takes place in the quarantine zone.
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Theme: Make the best of wherever you find yourself.
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It's not easy to bring in people to attack, and it's also hard to feel comfortable to be brought in, so I chose to bring in people who want to eat melons.
It was so bloody that I had to look down
The chapter jumps to Shura Field.
The sudden Shura field
Finished spreading flowers!!! 99 For young lovers!!!
I don't understand, why are we all suddenly dying for love together 😂
It's really funny and fun
[Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it [Orange candy] I got it
It's not easy for the Demon Lord to be in the Demon Realm [transformed]
Oh my God! How so!!! I swore that nothing would happen to the young couple