Related upcoming novel: What Does This Love Triangle Have to Do with Me? The blurb is at the very end.
[The complete novel costs 7 yuan; the main story alone is just 4 yuan. I hope everyone will support the official version!]
Fang Kesong is a penniless guy with no lofty ambitions, who only wants to have plenty of money to spend. He's vain and lazy, ill-tempered, and not especially bright. His only redeeming quality is that he's fairly good-looking. One day, he unexpectedly picks up a universal heartthrob aura
The System tells him: As long as you use this aura, everyone who comes into contact with you will feel favorably toward you.
Fang Kesong is overjoyed. This is practically tailor-made for a lazy glutton like him!
So, making fearless use of the aura, he hits on three big shots from the highest echelons of society, fooling them with all kinds of empty promises until they spend money on him and lose their heads over him.
And just as he wished, all three become deeply infatuated with him.
The unruly young heir of the Zhou family gets sent out in the middle of the night to buy him a snack after one phone call. The aloof young master of the Shang family, who keeps everyone at arm's length, stays by his bedside all night when he has a fever. Even the school's gentle but distant student council president treats him as the one exception.
Just as he's happily enjoying this lavish life of wine, women, and universal adoration,
the System suddenly pops up to tell him that he isn't a true heartthrob, so his heartthrob aura is about to stop working.
Fang Kesong: “???”
At last, his vanity and materialism catch up with him. Everything turns upside down overnight, and all the privileges he enjoyed disappear. In an instant, he goes from the darling of everyone to a rat in the gutter whom everyone wants to beat.
The arrival of the real heartthrob makes everyone despise him even more.
Everyone waits to watch him make a fool of himself.
Just as Fang Kesong is desperately trying to flee, the three big shots he deceived and toyed with come looking for him.
Because of what he did, they intend to take revenge and make him pay.
But little by little, their punishments begin to take on a different character
They surround him like shadows, luring him with all kinds of bait as they try to keep him all to themselves and imprison him.
…
Who knows how long later,
The people waiting to watch him get his comeuppance: “Wait, why hasn't Fang Kesong been punished yet???”
A timid yet reckless, short-fused, vain and lazy silly beauty bottom × a cold, imposing daddy / an unruly, nasty man / a seemingly gentle but secretly sinister ghostly man / a sharp-tongued elite top
Reading guide:
1. Four tops. The pairings are one-on-one in stages to avoid disputes. All tops are virgins; no top-on-top!
2. The “real heartthrob” mentioned in the blurb is a disposable cannon-fodder character. In reality, it's just the aura at work. Our Kesong is the one who wins everyone over through his own charm and his half-baked seduction skills (
3. Some parts may have logic gaps.
4. The protagonist is imperfect, has a weak moral compass, and is a bit dim. Besides the tops, other people will also have one-sided feelings for him! But some people won't like him and will physically hurt the protagonist [[readers with extreme protagonist-protection preferences, please stay away]]!
5. This is not a wish-fulfillment novel [emphasis]. Essentially, it's a melodramatic story, and the tops fight viciously among themselves.
6. For other warnings, see the author's note in Chapter One. If it's not for you, please leave politely. Everyone will be happier that way.
Blurb for What Does This Love Triangle Have to Do with Me?
Xu Enmiao's usually inconspicuous mother suddenly climbs the social ladder one day and becomes the second wife of the wealthy master of the Wen family in the Lakeside District.
But this has little to do with Xu Enmiao, the unwanted tagalong. As compensation, the wealthy family gives him a sum of money and the chance to attend an elite school in the Lakeside District.
His life goes on quietly until one day he takes a fall and suddenly gains some new awareness: this world is actually a one-bottom-four danmei novel, and the protagonist, Han Shiqing, is the unloved younger omega son of the Han family.
Xu Enmiao: “!?”
He knows Han Shiqing, doesn't he? Isn't he his half-brother, and the fiance of Wen Youlin, the eldest son of the Wen family?
And in this story, the two Wen brothers, the heir to the biggest gang in the Rust District, and the only son of the Alliance Secretary-General will all fall desperately in love with him, to the point of fighting to the death
Five people chasing and fleeing, with melodrama and misunderstandings flying everywhere. It's quite a spectacle.
Whoa! What a juicy piece of gossip!
But that's not the point. The point is that he, Xu Enmiao, is just a bit player in this book! And not even a high-ranking one: he's a lowly cannon-fodder character who falls for the Alliance Secretary-General's only son, keeps courting disaster, and ultimately dies for real!
Xu Enmiao, with just one life to his name: No!!
That young master orders him around all day! He'd have to lose his mind to fall for him!
Sensing that something is seriously wrong, Xu Enmiao goes on high alert and starts doing everything he can to cling to his life.
But the gossip is just too juicy, so he doesn't forget to snoop around while trying to stay alive.
Watching these four men, all top-tier in status and looks, get jealous and compete for affection every day makes Xu Enmiao feel wonderful. He can't help snickering to himself: So this is what you get!
Until one day, he accidentally says what's on his mind out loud: “When are you guys finally going to start fighting?”
In an instant, everyone's eyes turn to him.
In a silence full of unspoken understanding, the dignified man wipes his glasses and chuckles, but keeps his eyes fixed on Xu Enmiao. “Miao Miao, wasn't it enough for you to lead everyone on? Do you have to make all of us go crazy over you, too?”
Xu Enmiao: “???”
Wait, what does this have to do with him?!
Two-faced ambitious top × a wily, timid, not-too-bright bottom
The top is the eldest Wen brother.
Reading guide:
- Traditional A/B/O, omegas disguise themselves as betas.
- I'll try to keep the tone light. The blurb still needs polishing.
- I haven't figured out the rest yet. I'll add more when I have, and may revise the blurb before the novel starts.
- Not a wish-fulfillment novel; not a conventional universal-heartthrob story.
Theme: Don't deceive people.
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Not too much, not too much, please write more, okay. Madam, I am just pointing to this book to renew my life. Madam, I am really in a literary shortage. I finally found an article that is so satisfying. [Crying] [Crying] After finishing this book, my wife, the sky is falling. [Crying] Can you write more? [Crying] I can accept that there are more than two scenes left. Especially Luo, it's very easy to cry. I feel that he respects Bun the most (maybe because the difference in status is not that big) [crying] How about giving Luo more scenes (anyway, just write more and longer and don't finish it so quickly [dog head]) What will I do if you leave, Baby Croissant [crying] [crying] [crying]
Congratulations on the completion [Come on] [Come on] Little Bread will always be happy
I still think lj is the best for babies. If you open a 1v1 book alone, you will hold it and chew it.
It's the last issue. I'm reluctant to give it up [ burst into tears ] Madam, can you write more?
Isn't Xie Guan acting in his true colors? [Cai dog]
It's not much at all, ah ah ah, help. Can there be more extras? [Crying] [Crying] [Crying] If the variety show ends and it's over, then I'm going to make a fuss...
There can be more, woo woo woo, I really like reading this article, my wife [please] [please] [please]
I can't get enough of it [crying] Madam, can you update ten times a day [dog head]
So happy, so happy to see this place... My heart is full, thank you...
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