Why Is It So Hard to Find a Broke Boyfriend?

Name: Why Is It So Hard to Find a Broke Boyfriend?
Author: Qizhongdi

想找个穷对象怎么这么难

by Qizhongdi (种地七七)

Status: Completed
Length: 366k Words
Genre: Danmei (BL)
Era: Fantasy & Future
Updated: 1y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

[My next story will be about a cannon-fodder character with unparalleled beauty. Take a look at my author page~]

[After reading, please leave a rating for me (blows a kiss)]

[I gave my baby the nickname Er'er: "Even a heaven's favorite is, in the end, merely ordinary."]

Shen Qiuxun works himself to death staying up late to look for a job, then transmigrates into an ABO world. The grand saga of Alphas and Omegas has nothing to do with him. He's just an ordinary Beta.

The System says that in his original world, he looked down on jobs paying three thousand a month, violating the traditional virtue of being indifferent to fame and fortune, so now he needs to be reformed.

"Conquer a handsome, poor guy, and you can finish the mission and go home."

"I'm not doing it. What are you gonna do about it?"

"Kill you."

"." He can still be saved.

By his reckoning, he'd win the handsome poor guy's heart with love and care, finish the mission quickly, and go home.

But...

Why do all the mission targets end up as big shots whose every stomp shakes the world?

Later on.

Shen Qiuxun runs away for a long time, but the big shots he'd once let down still catch him...

Shen Qiuxun, no longer a virgin, asks mournfully, "System, do you have anything to say?"

System: "Stay away from those stinking men, will you?!"

Shen Qiuxun: "?"

This is ridiculous. Get lost!

#After failing at conquest, I united the galaxy (not really)#

#That dog company paying me three thousand a month can forget about waiting for me. I've already amassed hundreds of billions in the galaxy#

My take on ABO (Betas beating up Alphas, don't worry about it)

No need to tell me if you drop the story

Criticize the gong or the author, but not the shou

The gong is chaste

Not a conventional conquest story

The shou isn't a conventional good person

The reciprocation is extremely slight, unbelievably slight (it's just my thing. See my author page for details)

Branching endings, not a stock-picking story

Unless something unexpected happens, my next story will be "The School Bully Buys Shaved Ice." If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~

Theme: Money cannot conquer people. Only culture has the power to do that.

Other names

Why Is It So Hard to Find a Poor Partner?Earlier English title

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6.1kFavorites

9.6Score

4.5kNutrient gifts

4.8kClicks per chapter

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