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【A gloomy, violent gentleman uncle who turns from white to black x anomalous containment entities】
Vitaly was once a top chef at a five-star restaurant. Widowed in middle age, he drank heavily, let himself go, and was buried in debt, until he was forced to return to his hometown and run a shabby little restaurant.
At some point, anomalous entities began breaking into his restaurant on a regular basis.
At the age of forty-two, just as he was dealing with a human corpse, a detective burst through the door.
The scene was horrific. The silver-haired middle-aged man looked at dozens of black gun barrels, climbed out of a pool of blood, and raised his hands.
“Sorry, but the one I killed wasn’t human.”
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To reduce his sentence, Vitaly volunteered to become an F-class keeper in the “Heresy Elimination Project.”
The base held countless anomalous creatures. It was extremely dangerous, and the slightest slip at work could get you killed.
The lowest rank, F-class, was made up of expendable fodder.
As soon as he arrived at the base, Vitaly was smacked in the face by a public telephone booth:
“I’m hungry, so hungry. Daddy, save me ૮ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ა”
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1. Not entirely 1v1, but pure love to the extreme. The love interests include, but aren’t limited to, a telephone booth, a parasite, a statue, a monitor-headed entity, and “Number One.”
2. Happy ending, bizarre-kink romance with plenty of sweetness, chaotic rivalries; all the love interests are completely pure in both body and heart.
3. Not a stock-picking story: ensemble cast, all for the protagonist, with the love interests as fragments of one person. Every romantic arc is sweet.
4. The protagonist is an uncle who’s irresistible to the uncle-loving crowd: a handsome, elegant, dissolute man. He’s not quite normal, but he’s a good person.
5. A few side-couple storylines to enrich the worldbuilding. There’s a little straight, gender-bender, gay, and lesbian romance, but not much.
Theme: Live well, and eat well.