The Shared Villain's Special Lifesaving Item

【Updated daily. The serial was revised several times while it was running; delicious bonus scenes may drop at random in the author’s notes at the end of chapters. Thanks to everyone who supports the official release~】 【If you’re interested, check out my upcoming novels, “The Game Planner Got Mommy’d After I Pretended to Be an NPC” and “The Paper Effigy Maker Who Played the Whole Three Realms”~】 Recent disturbances in space and time have caused people to transmigrate into novel worlds with increasing frequency, giving rise to a new profession: product managers who develop tools specifically for people transmigrating into books. Rumor has it that the quick transmigration world’s most overpowered tools add up to eighty bushels, with Qi Peimin responsible for ten bushels’ worth of exclusive inventions. The rest are still twenty bushels in debt. After placing last in performance reviews for four consecutive quarters, the notorious product manager transmigrates, unfortunately, into four novels as their shared villain. Now he sets out to prove that he isn’t the problem, the world is 「Novel One: The Corporate Spy Who Stole Data」 →Under the surveillance of his scheming, sweet-talking boss, Qi Peimin uses quick transmigration tools to cover his tracks and avoid revealing his true identity. 【Romance Diary Generator】Mass-produces R18 fanfiction about Qi Peimin and his boss on the computer, jamming the data transfer process. 【Cyber Stalker】Monitors social media around the clock for posts smearing the company, replacing them all with Qi Peimin’s delusional daydreams about his boss. The contrast between his pure, pretty face and his mind full of filthy fantasies is striking. His boss greatly admires Qi Peimin’s “inner beauty” and secretly decides to make him a person whose inner and outer selves match. 「Novel Two: The Male Lead’s Number One Love Rival」 →To avoid being thrown into the sea as fish food by this domineering, calculating madman, Qi Peimin uses quick transmigration tools to make himself less attractive and noticeable. 【Sickly Makeup】Adds a frail appearance: dark eyes glistening with tears after a violent coughing fit, a body trembling as he struggles to endure the pain, and cheeks flushed red… 【Unselectable Social Phobic】Automatically rejects all invitations to social events. No one can ever see Qi Peimin outside of work. The tools work almost too well. Qi Peimin and the protagonist’s love interest grow further and further apart, like Pluto and Earth, but the male lead gradually becomes curious about this beautiful man he can barely catch a glimpse of. When the male lead accidentally discovers Qi Peimin’s “R18 romance diary” about his boss and mistakes it for the real thing, he finally realizes Qi Peimin has been deliberately avoiding him. Other people’s food always looks tastier, and no one has ever dared to toy with him like this. The male lead decides to teach Qi Peimin a lesson himself, and give his “romance diary” a new leading man while he’s at it. 「Novel Three: The Evil White Moonlight Who Only Loves Money」 →In the original novel, Qi Peimin fails to swindle the male lead out of his fortune and fails to sell the protagonist’s love interest into slavery. In the end, the two of them drag him off to a psychiatric hospital. Qi Peimin activates his quick transmigration tools, determined to prove, “I’m after money, but not your money.” 【Dedicated Worker Character Patch】While working, Qi Peimin’s stamina cap increases by 200%: he gives his all on the job, strives to outperform everyone, never misses a business dinner, and often volunteers for overtime. 【Contacts, the More the Merrier】Collects the contact details of ten rich guys. On holidays when he isn’t working overtime voluntarily, Qi Peimin takes odd jobs at their businesses and offers emotional support that’s worth every penny. The tips pour in. Upscale restaurants, golf courses, private yachts, racetracks… After witnessing Qi Peimin repeatedly charm men with ease and accept the money they offer him with delight, even maintaining his usual level of service when sick, the green-eyed male lead starts to wonder: If he gave Qi Peimin enough money, how devotedly would Qi Peimin “serve” him? 「Novel Four: The Mouthy Cannon Fodder Who Bullied the Male Lead」 →Qi Peimin plans to show the male lead how miserable his life is, so that he’ll give up on taking revenge. 【Humiliation and Pursuit Experience Simulator】Generates ten virtual admirers who bombard Qi Peimin with trash messages every day, like “You slut, which guy are you sucking off now?” 【Debtor Simulator】Generates ten virtual creditors who send aggressively worded debt-collection messages every day, ordering Qi Peimin to pay off his debts with his body. To save computing resources, the System combines the virtual admirers and virtual creditors, registering them under the names of the ten rich guys who tip Qi Peimin. And so, the male lead hears nothing but gossip about “Qi Peimin servicing ten men in one night.” He thinks Qi Peimin is still living too comfortably, and those ten rich guys are still too useless If he took matters into his own hands, Qi Peimin would only have to service one man a night. When the bizarre tools he developed drive the protagonists of all four novels to close in on him, Qi Peimin finally realizes something is wrong: Abort, retreat, sell everything, run! …Except he can’t run. His “Invisibility Cloak” has been permanently discontinued after reaching an impressive 100% negative review rate. The System, whom Qi Peimin nearly sold into slavery, gloats: “Don’t be scared, Host. I’ll always be your most loyal fan. I knew you before the rumors did “Don’t mind what other people say. Cover your ass and charge bravely ahead!!!” Notes: 1. This is not a novel of separate arcs, instances, or little worlds. All four plotlines progress at the same time! There are no separate male leads, and there are tons of romantic rivalries. (To be clear: the protagonist won’t date multiple male leads at once, and there’s no group sex.) 2. The protagonist uses a great many quick transmigration tools in the main story, not just the few mentioned in the blurb. Also, the scenes described here won’t appear right at the start of the story and may not be reproduced exactly. 3. Handsome male leads and a beautiful protagonist. The protagonist is somewhat of a face-con. Due to the author’s personal tastes, the story includes some scenes of male characters obsessing over the protagonist and treating him like a beloved “wife.” 4. All events, names, and locations in this novel are fictional. Please don’t associate them with real life. 5. I’ll add more if I think of anything. The following is the upcoming novel “The Game Planner Got Mommy’d After I Pretended to Be an NPC.” Feel free to bookmark it if you’re interested! A seemingly proper but secretly kinky investigator x a sly game planner who’s shameless and talks a lot To save revenue that has been declining for four straight weeks, game planner Li Youran puts on an NPC disguise and enters the full-dive game himself. He hopes that interacting directly with the players will help him accurately identify what gives them a thrill and win back the players who stopped spending money. Li Youran pretends to be an AI-controlled NPC. He can’t let the players know he’s a real person, much less reveal that he’s the game planner If players discovered that the bastard game planner they’ve been cursing with such gusto was standing right in front of them, they’d absolutely beat him to a pulp on the spot. 【MMORPG “Echoes of the Holy Realm”】The kind-hearted, beautiful, gentle priest A permanent NPC in the Church of Xixiduer, he spends his days in a cramped confessional. Sunlight shines through stained glass onto the face God sculpted with exquisite care, making him seem even more sacred than the murals on the ceiling. As he listens to confessions, he gazes at players with compassionate, clear black eyes, like a tranquil lake beneath the moonlight; As he offers advice, his lovely lips produce a voice like a skylark’s, stirring even the soul; As he absolves their sins, the immaculate sleeve of his holy robe brushes lightly against a player’s cheek, and grazes their heart as well… Secret rumors about this beautiful priest have circulated ever since he was added to the game: They say that if you buy enough “indulgences,” you can receive a “private” blessing from the priest. At that point, he’ll undo the silver clasp at the collar of his holy robe with his own hands. 【MOBA “Glory League”】The mysterious merchant who plays favorites After the S38 update, a mysterious merchant began appearing at random in the bushes during matches. He offers players random buffs: A 20% discount on equipment, ten seconds of vision on all enemies, a shield that blocks massive amounts of true damage… Players have noticed a few loose strands of his dark hair falling beside his cheek as he lounges lazily on the grass, with grass seeds caught in his fluffy, soft ends; They’ve noticed the firm curve of his waist, briefly exposed as he rises; They’ve also noticed that he ignores mid-laners and supports, but fawns over junglers and top-laners. Several rumors are widespread among the players: If you’re strong and fit, and have bought attack speed and critical hit gear, the mysterious merchant will let you exchange “manual labor” for buffs; When the mysterious merchant isn’t visible on the map, who knows which bush he’s fooling around in with someone; The new hero coming next season is the child the mysterious merchant conceived after a night of passion with some jungler. No one knows who the father is… 【SLG “Empire’s Great Endeavor”】An enemy general who refuses to bend after capture The enemy general is gravely wounded in battle, captured, and locked in a dungeon. Players can increase his loyalty through interactions such as “comfort,” “interrogate,” “reward,” and “chat.” The small shadows cast by his crow-black lashes when he lowers his eyes, the marks left on his wrists and ankles by his shackles, his reddened eyes and the bite marks on his lower lip after torture: every detail makes players’ hearts itch with desire. A rumor is spreading like wildfire: “Loyalty” is just a cover story the developers use to get past censorship. Whether this general submits to the player actually depends on a hidden “affection” stat When affection reaches 100, it unlocks a “spend the night” interaction. Conquering this proud, unyielding beauty is even more thrilling than conquering an entire empire; And the way to raise affection isn’t by comforting or rewarding him, but by humiliating and whipping him… 【FPS “Elite Battleground”】A battlefield medic who uses “special methods” to administer first aid 【Chinese Horror Mystery Puzzle Game “Old Dreams of the Ancient Mansion”】A dazzling young widower in a secluded estate 【Xianxia RPG “Tales of the Pure Abyss”】A cold Immortal Venerable who becomes a shared furnace after losing his sight … Recently, HOLO’s games have enjoyed an exceptionally unusual surge in popularity: players insult the newly released NPCs in the filthiest language while spending money to unlock every possible way to interact with them. Suspecting false advertising and the promotion of irrational spending, the regulatory authority sends Qi Niancheng into the game disguised as a player to investigate. Qi Niancheng is the strictest, most impartial investigator at the Bureau of Culture. He has always despised games that waste people’s lives and game planners who care only about profit. At first, he thinks the newly released NPC is exactly what players claim: a vulgar gimmick the game planner created to rake in money. But later, he finds that even when he’s so angry his face is red, he still wants to keep playing; That even when the NPC mocks him to his face with “If you suck, practice more,” he wants to spend a fortune just to make the beauty smile; And that he’s even begun to fantasize about those indecent rumors coming true… When the NPC gazes at him with dewy eyes, leans closer, and softly murmurs, “Could you help me? I know you’re different from the others,” words he’s surely said to countless people, Qi Niancheng realizes it isn’t just the game he’s obsessed with. It’s the cunning game planner disguised as an NPC. “I’m done for. I’m about to say yes to temptation, too.” Qi Niancheng catches Li Youran as he falls into his arms, thinking miserably. Theme: Take initiative, and take control of your own fate