*World One complete
Scheming, seductive older top × sensitive, pitiful bottom
After Shi Yuqing's confession failed, he got furious for a moment, threw a little tantrum, and unexpectedly died. He was forced to bind himself to a favorability System and told to earn points.
Not only did the useless System assign him a husband out of nowhere, it kept feeding him fake intel, making his already bizarre missions even more impossible.
The System thought he was stupid, so it gave him step-by-step instructions on how to make men like him: act coy, play the victim, and look pitiful.
Shi Yuqing: I'll tell you as plainly, directly, and bluntly as possible: these tricks don't work!
Because he tried acting pitiful, confessed his feelings, and got brutally rejected. His brother even ran away.
System: Hurry up and say it. The time window is closing.
Shi Yuqing: It's okay, big brother. Even if you don't like me, I'll still like you (teary-eyed).
Watching the tears fall on cue, the System couldn't help clicking its tongue. He's way too good at acting!
[World One: Could someone actually covet the person everyone hates?]
Shi Yuqing is a fool with an undeveloped mind, considered an ill omen and abandoned in the Cold Palace. Everyone hates him.
System: Current mission: Get everyone's favorability back to 100.
But when Shi Yuqing looked around, every last one was in the single digits. What a catastrophic start. Every time he opened his mouth, the numbers went down.
Shi Yuqing closed his eyes and chose to lie flat.
System: Don't give up. I'll find you someone easier to win over. You only need to get his favorability to 100.
Shi Yuqing (playing the pitiful one): Plan complete!
He successfully went home with someone, but no matter how hard he tried, the number stayed at 99.
The man gripped his chin and forced him to meet his gaze. "It's just a number. What number do you like?"
[World Two: Two big brothers? Twice the love!]
Shi Yuqing is a clueless scholar. He never meets a fox spirit, but he does meet a flower spirit.
The flower spirit is utterly captivating. How could a righteous gentleman like him resist such temptation? In a daze, he married the spirit, only to discover that the person he'd married was his big brother?
He worshipped Heaven and Earth, paid respects to the elders, and bowed to his husband. Every time, it was the same person.
Flower spirit: Wouldn't you be happy to have two big brothers who care about you?
("Big brother" is just a form of address.)
[World Three: The haughty little snake is my taciturn husband.]
Shi Yuqing is Jiang Feng, the illegitimate son of the Jiang family. Lately, his stepsiblings, who used to treat him cruelly, have suddenly become nice to him and even arranged a marriage for him.
The man is a local big shot who has influence in both the underworld and the legitimate world. He's good-looking, well-built, and has a great personality. He has just one strange quirk, **
So Shi Yuqing marries him and becomes the big shot's pitiful little wife.
His husband is never home, but Shi Yuqing isn't the type to cheat. He just kindly picks up a little snake on the roadside, kindly nurses it back to health, kindly lets his husband take it in, and kindly lets it sleep with him...?
Husband: You smile so happily with my true form. What about with me?
Shi Yuqing (forcing a smile): Big brother, I was wrong!
[World Four: Did the school's most hated student get the administrator pregnant?]
As a lop-eared rabbit who couldn't hurt a fly, Shi Yuqing has three big dreams: an endless supply of snacks, somewhere to sleep, and a handsome husband to have a beautiful baby with.
But he's timid and has a bad temper. Forget finding a man, he can barely manage to find anyone at all.
The school's cold and aloof administrator keeps showing him kindness, but foxes are the natural enemies of rabbits! Shi Yuqing won't be fooled by appearances.
The more the fox feeds him, the rounder Shi Yuqing gets. One day, he gets a stomachache and hurries to the hospital for a checkup.
Good news: It's not gastroenteritis.
Bad news: It's a baby kicking!
That stinky fox is still standing nearby, asking, "Is the baby all right?"
The "baby" would like to point out that men can be devious too!
[World Five: Can researchers make mistakes too?]
[World Six: How to keep the person you like at the lowest possible cost?]
[World Seven: Back to the present.]
Reader's Guide:
1. Both are pure and each other's first love. One-on-one.
If you find yourself thinking a certain character is just right for the bottom, that person is the top or the top's secret identity.
2. Written to indulge personal tastes. Some scenes may feature the little head attacking the big head.
3. The top does not split into multiple versions. He's one person; it's just a storytelling device.
4. The top and bottom aren't related by blood. It's just a form of address.
Theme: Your fate is in your own hands. Even someone as insignificant as me has the power to change time.
The elder brother is not like the elder brother and the younger brother is not like the younger brother! Just get married!
Baby, are you coming back? I miss you so much😣
Don't do this to me, I feel uncomfortable when the two of you stop here [bursts into tears] [bites handkerchief]
I hate the sea and love the sky, but the sky is always wider than the sea😭
Don't do this to me. . . 😭😭
Loving your wife and loving your wife will make you prosperous. Wife, you are the best! I slept late and my brain was dizzy 🌈
There is a young lady from the next class; [Like] He attracts a lot of people with his handsomeness; [Pants] We can't even fight him; [vomiting blood] But I have stopped twisting my mind a long time ago; [loading] Sister Ping Pingli is also here; [Let me be healthy] Bring me my tie;🐶🌹 Draw a worm on the left; [Cat Claw] Draw a dragon on the right; [Compare Hearts] Don't be mean to me; [hold fists] My heart will ache. [Heartbroken]