Scheming incubus actor top X cheerful, obscure actor bottom
Xu Xingchui is a thirty-sixth-tier nobody who lucks into joining the same variety show as award-winning actor Ye Xunzhu.
The aloof actor is cold to everyone, so naturally he doesn't pay a nobody like Xu Xingchui any attention.
Until Xu Xingchui accidentally discovers that Ye Xunzhu isn't human at all. He's an incubus!
...And he even got bitten.
"The kind with sharp fangs, a pink heart-shaped tip on his tail, and that sort of marking on his lower abdomen!"
His friend feels his forehead. "Xu Xingchui, has being a nobody made you lose your mind?"
No one believes him. Even fewer believe that the glamorous, aloof actor who seems so unapproachable on camera secretly likes to wrap his tail around Xu Xingchui's legs, gaze at him with rosy pink heart-shaped eyes, and murmur, "You smell so good. I want to eat you."
After that, Xu Xingchui is too scared to be alone with Ye Xunzhu on the show. Whenever they happen to run into each other on set, he wishes he could turn and run.
Online, people say Xu Xingchui is acting like a diva. His company tells him to interact with Ye Xunzhu more to calm the public backlash.
Xu Xingchui shakes his head three times. No, I won't, I can't, please!
Ye Xunzhu is an incubus who bites people at the slightest provocation. An incubus!
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Ye Xunzhu is a high-ranking incubus with a huge appetite and equally high standards for food.
Unfortunately, he has never found anything suitable to eat, until he meets someone who smells delicious on a variety show.
"You smell so good. I want to eat you up."
Incubi have plenty of needs, especially after finding food they like.
Xu Xingchui: "Don't incubi usually eat, um... that kind of thing?"
"Times change, and incubi have to evolve too. We're civilized incubi." Ye Xunzhu buries his face against Xu Xingchui's neck, his fangs brushing his skin. "But if that's what you want, I'm not opposed."
Covered in bite marks, Xu Xingchui struggles to push Ye Xunzhu away. "I don't want that. That's enough..."
"But I'm still hungry. I've been starving for so many years and never had a proper meal. Can you really bear to leave me hungry?"
Ye Xunzhu didn't become an award-winning actor for nothing. He bats his eyes, sheds two crocodile tears, and has Xu Xingchui wrapped around his finger in no time.
Xu Xingchui pays dearly for being softhearted.
Xu Xingchui screams silently: Never believe a single word an incubus says!
P.S. This is not a serious entertainment-industry novel. The author knows nothing about the entertainment industry and just writes what they love to read. Everything serves the plot and the couple. There are no real-life inspirations or allusions, so please don't read anything into it.
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A preview of an upcoming novel:
"A Guide to Cherishing the Sickly Beauty" [Marriage Before Love]
Younger, devoted husband type who dotes on his wife X flirtatious, sickly beauty
Yu Qingji has been in poor health since childhood. After being forced into a marriage alliance with Jiang Yu, the only son of the Jiang family, he doesn't expect their business arrangement to last long.
He only wants to use the Jiang family to take back what's rightfully his.
What he doesn't expect is that after the wedding, Jiang Yu genuinely takes care of him. He cooks for him himself and insists on driving him to and from work, doing everything except bathe him.
Yu Qingji asks why he's so good to him.
Jiang Yu sets a bowl of freshly cooked porridge in front of him. "We're married, so we're husband and wife. Isn't taking care of my own wife only natural?"
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After Jiang Yu's marriage alliance, he gains a beautiful wife. His friends tease him, saying he hasn't married a wife so much as brought home an ancestor to worship.
His wife is certainly beautiful, but he's so frail that he trembles with every cough.
So Jiang Yu does his utmost to take care of Yu Qingji whenever he's not working, afraid that the little bit of weight he's managed to help him gain will disappear again.
Over time, Jiang Yu becomes an expert at caring for his wife. Yu Qingji only has to crook a finger, and Jiang Yu knows what he's thinking.
The moment Yu Qingji sets foot in the Yu family company, Jiang Yu gets the news.
Yu Qingji beats up all the old geezers at the company, then sits on the sofa, snaps a photo of his scraped knuckles, and calls Jiang Yu.
"Hubby, someone bullied me. I'm hurt. Come pick me up."
Theme: When all is said and done, it's all about having a meal
A lot of dizziness (っ꒪ཀ꒪)っ
"Is it Xu Shujia's Ye Xunzhu or..." This is a big bug for the author~ Is there an extra word? It sounds a bit weird.
Finally updated, happy Mid-Autumn Festival
When do you usually update?
Well, there is no update in the early morning 😭
I hope I will update 100,000 words a day hehe
Will it be updated today? When will it be updated?
Why is there no update? Damn it.
Hahaha, Xiao Xu is too straight, even when faced with a good face, he is only slightly soft-hearted.
I've opened a new article [Spread Flowers] to support me