[Western Crossover] Is the Server on Duty in the Service Area Today?

[Career (Unemployment) Version]

Bad news: I died.

Good news: I was reborn in another world with a System.

Bad news: It's Gotham.

Worse news: It's a System for working stiffs.

Even worse news (is there an even higher level?): When I drew my job type, I got stuck with the 'waiter' branch.

Me: Some people are alive, but they'd be better off dead.

Just kidding. If you can stay alive, don't die. I started working according to the System's instructions.

According to the System, as long as I become 'outstanding' as a waiter, I'll prove I can survive on my own and be able to sever my connection with the System.

But I lost my first job at McDonald's because Red Hood fought Professor Pyg.

I lost my second job at Domino's because Red Hood fought a Black Mask bioweapon.

At my third job, the Iceberg Lounge, Red Hood moved in... Wait, he didn't fire me?

But Penguin got me fired! Unemployed!

I decided to get away from Red Hood and head to another city to find a way to survive.

In New York, I learned that successful waiters need to be good at snark and slacking off. In Pasadena, I learned patience. In Central City, I learned lightning speed (?). In Metropolis, I learned to make extra cash by taking photos of Superman and submitting them to the papers (??).

Before things got even weirder, I returned to Gotham.

Come on! I cheered myself on. If I fall somewhere, I can get back up there. I'll become the king of Gotham's waiters!

The sushi restaurant where I worked got wrecked in another Red Hood fight.

I'm gonna kill Red Hood!

[Romance Version]

I'll fill this in when I think of something.

Blurb screenshot dated 2025.4.11

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