Married to My Archrival with Amnesia

[Forgot the foreshadowing. I'll add it when I remember.]

Xie Guiran, a notorious Demon Lord, neither kills nor harms anyone. He just loves to pester that cool, aloof Immortal Venerable from the cultivation world, whose bearing is as clear as the wind and bright as the moon.

On the first day, he pulled out the flowers planted by the window and left a note: Flowers aren't as pretty as me.

On the second day, he pulled out the shade tree in front of the door and left a note: A tree can't keep you as cool as I can.

On the third day, he picked a fight with the man, stole the liquor the Immortal Venerable had hidden in the cellar for years, and declared, "If Heaven hadn't given birth to me, Xie Guiran, this liquor wouldn't be half as good."

Later, Xie Guiran accidentally wandered into a formation and lost his memory. The first thing he saw upon waking was someone lifting his chin with a sword, a pair of distant eyes gazing at him coldly.

Remembering nothing, but vaguely recalling that the two of them had some sort of relationship, Xie Guiran immediately hugged his leg and complained, "Husband, you had me worried sick."

Xiao Mubai: "..."

-

Xiao Mubai, Sect Master of Tianmen, was pestered by the Demon Lord one day and couldn't get rid of him, no matter how hard he tried.

Whenever he was a little too stern, he'd see the other man looking at him with teary eyes, all pitiful and forlorn.

Xiao Mubai felt he'd been bewitched to agree to marry him. After they married, the man followed him everywhere. The rest was fine, but somehow he even insisted on joining him for a bath.

Fed up, Xiao Mubai grabbed the hand that was groping him and threw the man out.

As soon as he came out, he saw the man crying while packing his clothes.

Xiao Mubai: "..."

With no other choice, he had to coax him back with kind words.

-

The day Xie Guiran regained his memories, he realized he'd woken up in his nemesis's bed and was so startled that he nearly rolled right off it.

But before he could fall, an arm caught him securely. A helpless voice asked, "What are you up to now?"

Before Xie Guiran could figure out what was going on, the voice continued, "Weren't three times last night enough?"

"?"

What are you talking about?!

A shameless, flirtatious Demon Lord bottom x a cold, ruthless, doting top

There's only one heartbreaking scene in this novel.

Blurb written on July 25, 2025.

Theme: Walk into the wedding hall hand in hand, and never regret being husband and wife in this life