How Is a Fake Person Not a Person?

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Tsukimiya Ning opened his eyes.

The barriers between different worlds had rubbed together and generated heat, waking him up.

He soon realized that the friction between the world barriers was being caused by someone.

Tsukimiya Ning crunched on an ice cube. "?" Whoever had that kind of power, he had to meet them.

Following the energy fluctuations, his gaze pierced layers of tight security and landed on the leader stationed in one of five pitch-black buildings. The man had a pair of violet eyes.

He was handsome, tall, and slender, with a cold, noble air. In the leader's room, dark and sealed off from the world, he looked like an arrogant black cat trapped in a box.

Tsukimiya Ning was smitten on the spot.

Wait, what was the person he'd fallen in love with at first sight doing... Summoning a Heroic Spirit?

Why summon a Heroic Spirit? Summon me!

He shoved aside the Heroic Spirit poking its head out of the summoning circle. Before the light had even faded, he rushed forward and clasped the violet-eyed leader's hand tightly. "Hello, let's get acquainted. What's your name?"

The man he'd questioned silently tried to pull his hand away... but couldn't.

Oh no. He'd summoned a pervert.

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If only he'd known things would go so wrong, he'd never have tried summoning, even if it killed him.

Ever since summoning a nonhuman who had no idea how to act human, Dazai Osamu had been racing down the road to becoming a nanny.

He had to make sure Tsukimiya Ning didn't eat his bowl and chopsticks along with his food, keep an eye out in case Tsukimiya Ning woke up with his facial features all jumbled out of order, and even remind him to blink every ten seconds.

The once-unrivaled king of Yokohama had become a mother hen. Life was full of surprises.

His friends were baffled. "And you still want to date him?"

Dazai Osamu: "."

Dazai Osamu: "Don't worry about it. I have my reasons."

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The leader had a lover.

He would open his eyes in the morning, hum a strange tune as he tidied himself up, clean his eyeballs, then sit quietly beside the leader's bed.

When the leader woke, he would smile. "Good morning, darling. Is this how humans express love? I like you very much today, too."

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Top, with Boss Dazai as the pairing. The protagonist is a nonhuman pretending to be human, combined with an outrageously love-struck personality. The top and bottom roles change.

Theme: The love-struck wrecking ball crashes into everyone