[Genshin Impact] The Emperor’s Guide to Raising Kids

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The war against the Heavenly Principles finally came to an end, and peace returned to Teyvat.

If the story ended there, it would still be a lovely tale. Unfortunately, this world is one enormous child-rearing story.

So Zhongli, the god in charge of raising children in Teyvat (?), found himself surrounded by lots of little ones.

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Everyone in Teyvat knows that the Geo Lord of Liyue is great at raising children. The little ones under his care are each more radiant than the last.

The people of Liyue, who happened to be “passing by” the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, peeked inside and saw that the Geo Lord always had adorable children with him.

The old gentleman must be enjoying the bliss of family life XD

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Only Zhongli knew that enjoying family life wasn't always so easy.

Before the worlds merged, everything was quite normal. The children were obedient and considerate, traveling all over Teyvat with him as they gradually grew up.

Zhongli was very pleased.

Later, when the worlds merged, the children were supposed to return to their own worlds.

But they refused, insisting their guardian come along with them.

A trip to another world sounded nice, so Zhongli happily agreed.

Breaking through the world's barriers took a little effort. In any case, by the time he arrived, the children had already prepared all kinds of gifts and swarmed over to claim their reward.

Zhongli slowly typed a question mark.

Forget the astonishing five hundred billion, and forget how he had become an unspeakable existence in the world of jujutsu. What was going on with that obviously suspicious black-clad organization...?

The children calmly tucked the black-clad organization away again. “We brought it too soon. We'll give it to you once we've taken care of it.”

· 40% of the text is locked behind an anti-theft paywall.

· The war against the Heavenly Principles is over, and Zhongli's identity has been revealed. He'll travel all around Teyvat, not just Liyue, and will probably leave Teyvat later on.

· Includes reader comments.

· The little ones are from various series. He'll raise each one for a while, then send them back to their original worlds.

· To prevent anyone from accidentally eating the wrong thing, here's a list of the little ones Zhongli will raise:

Bungo Stray Dogs: Double Black

Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo, Geto, and Shoko

Natsume's Book of Friends

Katekyo Hitman Reborn!: Tsuna

Detective Conan: Gin

Theme: Accept whatever comes your way