[Genshin Impact] How Can a Lazybones Save the World?

Yuan Qiandai has always stuck to his principles. He firmly believes that the only thing a person should do in this life is slack off.

Life is short, so enjoy yourself while you can. As long as you are alive, you should sleep in, laze around, eat to your heart's content, and do absolutely nothing.

Then one day, while he was peacefully sitting in a coffee shop, a System suddenly smacked him on the head. It started making a huge fuss, demanding that he complete missions and trying to get him to save the world.

Yuan Qiandai promptly flopped onto the floor. "Do your mission yourself, you little punk."

Unfortunately, the System was such a crybaby. Yuan Qiandai couldn't stand it when people pleaded with him, so he reluctantly agreed.

From the lips of bards, a legend began to ring out:

At Dragonspine, the spirit veins are honored,

In The Chasm, resentful souls find their way,

In Enkanomiya, dusk and dawn are cleaved,

In the Scarlet King's tomb, the Scarlet King is found.

Storms began to brew, and the world known as Teyvat revealed itself in all its grandeur.

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After finishing his missions, Yuan Qiandai returned to his lazy life. But when he looked back, he discovered that the visitors from other worlds he had summoned were stirring up trouble everywhere.

They had not only flattened a distillery filled with water, but also turned the world of sorcerers upside down. And what's more, in Namimori Town, they had helped Italy raise its future Godfather!

Under normal circumstances, he'd have been happy just watching the fun. But

"Why did you tell them I'm your boss?!"

Who started that rumor? Can a guy not just slack off in peace anymore?!

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Before you read:

* The protagonist is a slacker. When he gets serious, he's absurdly overpowered, but most of the time he's very good at doing nothing.

* The protagonist and Dazai Osamu are childhood friends and trust each other completely. The protagonist tells him about the System (emphasis on tells him). Having an external brain is just too good, doki.

* I don't really know IIVV. I only know WTW is my wife.

* This is a crossover between several worlds, including Bungou Stray Dogs, Jujutsu Kaisen, Detective Conan, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn. Bungou Stray Dogs is the first one I wrote.

* There are a lot of characters. I'm not sure I'll be able to include and do every single one justice, but I'll try ( ).

Theme: Respecting one's choices