A Well-Connected College Student Charges into a Cliché Romance Novel

He Yi, a college student, transmigrated into a melodramatic danmei novel after binding to a System. According to plan, he should have transmigrated as the protagonist shou, then face-slap his enemies and collect abuse points. But something went wrong. He didn't become the protagonist shou. He became an utterly ordinary passerby with no use whatsoever.

His System also had a little mishap. Aside from being able to pose as He Yi's wealthy, well-connected relative, the System was completely useless.

The utterly useless human and System stared at each other.

System: I think we should take our time, think carefully, and weigh our options repeatedly. So...

College student He Yi: Charge!!!

In this melodramatic workplace novel, the shou helps the gong build a business from nothing, only to be despised by his boss, the gong. The gong knows that the shou's family urgently needs surgery, yet chooses that moment to fire him.

Before the shou... the shou can even say anything, He Yi rushes forward. "Compensation! Arbitration! I know an arbitrator! Sue the bastard!"

The shou, who was supposed to be stubborn, reserved, and aloof while being abused for more than ten chapters: .

In this wealthy-family substitute-and-kept-lover novel, the second-generation gong slaps the poor shou, then pours red wine over his head in front of a crowd. The shou...

Before the tears in the shou's eyes, as he lies on the ground, can fall, someone yanks him to his feet. He Yi: "Your good fortune is still ahead! This is the capital. A slap starts at 100,000! Just lie there! I'll find a lawyer!"

The shou, who was supposed to cut ties, leave with nothing, and walk away: .

In this melodramatic substitute novel, the gong wants to destroy the kept canary shou's family because they sent him over to curry favor with him.

Before the shou can go plead for them, He Yi shoves him aside. "Corporate warfare! I get it! Today I'll sneak in and pour boiling water on their money tree..."

Shou: . Wait, how are you getting in?

He Yi: I know a security guard at this company.

Shou: I've wanted to ask for ages. How do you know so many people?

The System, posing as an arbitrator/lawyer/security guard: ? You mean me?

I just happen to look like I know everybody.

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A001, Shen Zhuo, was originally an upgrade-focused secret identity System. But then he got assigned a melodramatic abuse-and-revenge mission full of tangled relationships.

The mission was already S+, and then he got bound to a hot-blooded college student.

Every time his college student charged off and got into trouble, he hurriedly put on a secret identity and went to bail him out.

The boss gong covered his face and looked over coldly. "Mr. Shen, your nephew just punched me. What is the meaning of this?"

Shen Zhuo, in his secret identity as the client's CEO, smiled apologetically. "Sorry about that. I guess his fist just likes your face."

The second-generation gong straightened his suit, stained with red wine, his clear eyes glinting with amusement. "Uncle, your friend shows up and pours wine on me. That's not appropriate, is it?"

Shen Zhuo, a generation above the gong, kept the college student who still wanted to throw wine behind him, then smiled apologetically at the man in front of them. "The Water-Splashing Festival is coming up. He's just rehearsing ahead of time."

After that, Shen Zhuo kept watch when He Yi tried to steal money trees, and covered for him when he beat people up. From the one who initially held He Yi back to stop him from doing reckless things, Shen Zhuo gradually became the one saying, "I'll take the fall. You run!"

When yet another scum gong He Yi had rashly provoked came looking for them, the man pointed to the evidence that He Yi had helped the shou escape and glared darkly. "So this is He Yi?"

Shen Zhuo, wearing countless glittering secret identities, smiled. "This is He Yi."

A bickering-and-laughing version of a couple. I couldn't think of a good title, so the blurb and title might change. This is roughly the idea: a nonstandard quick transmigration story that will probably jump back and forth between timelines.

Blurb: 2025/2/4

Theme: Justice will be served