Do Gojo and Geto Have a Child?

[Coming soon: Little Geto Saves His Dads from Their Imminent Bad End. Little Geto transmigrates across different timelines to save his own GojoGeto pairings.]

In his second year at Jujutsu High, Geto became a Special Grade sorcerer. At the time, he confidently told his Six Eyes partner, "Satoru, we're the strongest."

But three days later, Special Grade sorcerer Geto suddenly passed out while exorcising a Grade 1 curse. When he woke up, his female classmate said with a perfectly serious expression, "Geto, you're pregnant."

Geto: "Huh?"

His male classmate leaned over his bed, shocked. "Suguru, Suguru, how can you be pregnant?"

Geto: "Pregnant? But I'm a man."

His female classmate replied calmly, "Yes, but you're pregnant. By the way, the baby's Gojo's, right? The Gojo family might come over, so be prepared."

Geto's mind went blank. "Huh? But the baby isn't Satoru's." He and Satoru were truly nothing more than innocent best friends.

His female classmate: "Wow." These two scumbags.

Gojo: "What? Suguru, the baby isn't mine?"

Geto: "Satoru, we've never been intimate. More importantly, I'm a man. How could I get pregnant?"

Gojo: "The baby is mine. If I'm not the father, who is?" He jumped around in excitement.

His female classmate: Wow.

Just then, every sorcerer saw something like a stream of comments appear before their eyes.

[What? What? Gojo and Geto have a baby?]

[The baby's definitely one of the Six Eyes. I'm reporting Lord Gojo and Guard Geto for having an affair and bringing shame upon the jujutsu world. They deserve to die!]

The other sorcerers: Huh????

In the end, it turned out that Geto really was pregnant, and no one knew who the father was. Though one male classmate eagerly volunteered to be the baby's father, Geto denied it outright.

The Gojo family rushed over after hearing the news to confirm it: The bloodline-testing cursed tool lit up. This is our divine child's baby. This is a child of the Gojo family.

The Gojo family: A child of the Six Eyes and the Cursed Spirit Manipulator will be at least a Special Grade 1 sorcerer. It would be even better if the child inherited Cursed Spirit Manipulation. The future of the Gojo family is secure.

The Zenin and Kamo families: What? There's a baby? Damn it. Just don't let it be another Six Eyes.

As for why a man could give birth, well, excuse us, but traditional clans don't care.

Geto: I've told you, it's not his!

A month later, a boy was born from Geto's Cursed Spirit Space. He had black hair, the Six Eyes, and features that were a combination of Geto's and Gojo's. He was born looking six years old.

Gojo: "Suguru! Look, this is our kid!"

The Gojo family: The Six Eyes and Cursed Spirit Manipulation. The Gojo family is secure.

Geto Tsuki was born with memories of the future. Looking at his two dads, he thought, I'll protect my dads' future.

So, during the Star Plasma Vessel mission, the Six Eyes family defeated the Heavenly Restriction killer on the spot.

Damn it, why did the Six Eyes bring a little Six Eyes too? A father and son fighting side by side? That's seriously disgusting.

Brain: Damn it, how did the Six Eyes and the Cursed Spirit Manipulator end up together? What about its thousand-year plan?

The higher-ups: Two Six Eyes? Is the Gojo family planning to rule the jujutsu world?

The child was conceived in Geto's Cursed Spirit Space and absorbed Geto and Satoru's cursed energy.

Student Geto and Student Gojo

Coming soon: Little Geto Saves His Dads from Their Imminent Bad End

Geto Oto came home from school and saw a flamboyant note posted on the door: [Kid, me and Suguru went on our honeymoon. Go mooch a meal from Yaga and Shoko. (?˙▽˙?)]

Below that, there was an unfinished message: [Satoru, don't do that. Oto, be good and eat your meals while we're gone... Satoru! Stop tugging on me.]

Geto Oto sighed, used to it all by now. Whatever. He was already used to his idiot dads.

Suddenly, a flash of white light appeared, and Geto Oto vanished.

[The Night Parade of a Hundred Demons]

Cult Leader Geto had an arm around Okkotsu's shoulder as he leaned in to talk to him. Teacher Gojo glared at Cult Leader Geto. "Don't corrupt my student."

Cult Leader Geto gave an exaggerated smile. "Satoru..."

Suddenly, a little boy with white hair, blue eyes, and a dragonfly-patterned kimono appeared in front of Cult Leader Geto.

Cult Leader Geto's eyes widened. Oh my god, this kid looks so much like his best friend.

Geto Oto gazed at Cult Leader Geto and Teacher Gojo with shining catlike eyes. "Dad Suguru, you jerk of a white-haired dad, weren't you two going on your honeymoon?"

Everyone: Huh? Who? Gojo and Geto? For real?

[The KFC Breakup Scene]

Geto looked calmly at Gojo. "Satoru, if you want to kill me, go ahead. Your choice will have meaning."

Gojo raised a finger as if about to snap and widened his catlike eyes. "You..."

A white-haired, blue-eyed boy fell from the sky.

Geto Oto looked from Geto to Gojo, puzzled. "Dads, weren't you getting married?"

The people watching from the shadows: !! They really are a couple! Being best friends was just a lie to fool us!

[The Star Plasma Vessel Incident]

Gojo clutched his wound and reassured Geto. "I'm fine. Take Amanai and go first."

Geto looked at Gojo with concern.

A white-haired, blue-eyed boy floated in midair.

Geto Oto turned to Geto and Gojo. "Dads, don't be scared. I'll protect you."

Geto Oto turned toward the sorcerer killer and raised his right hand slightly. "Super-duper thunderbolt cannon, "

The sorcerer killer: What?? What's going on? A little Six Eyes? Why's this a father-and-son team?

[The Jujutsu High Entrance Exam]

Gojo wore little round sunglasses and pointed at Geto's bangs. "Weird bangs, hahaha!"

Geto gave Gojo a smile that didn't reach his eyes. "Gojo, my bangs aren't weird at all."

Gojo Satoru showed half of his catlike eyes, stuck out his tongue, and tugged on Geto's bangs.

Geto immediately started fighting with Gojo. They happily threw punches and kicks at each other.

A white-haired, blue-eyed boy fell from the sky.

Geto Oto: "Dad Suguru, Dad Satoru, stop fighting. Today's your wedding anniversary!"

Gojo had Geto's bangs between his teeth, while Geto was gripping Gojo's white hair. Both of them stared in confusion. Huh??? Us?

His female classmate, smoking a cigarette: Wow. Interesting.

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