Huh? I Really Have a Son?

[Updated promptly at midnight every night]

[Upcoming novel: Little Xia You Saves His Dads from Their Impending Bad End. Little Xia You transmigrates to different timelines to save his dads from their bad endings.]

Xia You launched the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons to seize the Queen of Curses. As expected, he failed. Then, just as he had wished, his best friend killed him.

After Gojo killed his best friend, he buried him in a beautiful place with mountains, water, and lovely scenery. Then life returned to the same uneventful routine as before. Geto disappeared from his life completely.

Meanwhile, Geto's son, Geto Satou, walked out of the Star Religious Group.

It wasn't until the third day after Geto's death that Gojo met Geto's family. The secretary, looking anxious, said, "Lord Gojo, I'm sorry to show up unannounced. Lord Geto's son is missing. We can't find him anywhere, so we've come to ask for your help."

Gojo wore a black blindfold, and the lower half of his face was completely impassive. "A child?"

One of Geto's adopted daughters looked at him warily. "Yes. He's Lord Geto's child."

Gojo sat still. Just as everyone thought he was about to refuse, he suddenly said, "All right."

Gojo didn't know when Geto had had a child, or who the other parent was. But that was Suguru's child. It hurt, but... that was Suguru's child.

So everyone noticed that Gojo, the strongest in the jujutsu world, was always searching for something whenever he wasn't working. The higher-ups decided he was concealing Geto's whereabouts. So they went to the school to take Gojo to the higher-ups.

When they reached the school gates, a child in a white kimono pointed at the entrance while holding the hand of a boy with black, spiky hair. "Brother Megumi, is this the school?"

Megumi's face remained blank. "Yes."

Geto Satou cheered happily. "Yay! I can sense Daddy's cursed energy." Then his sky-blue eyes looked toward the people at the school.

Everyone at the school: Th-this... how do his eyes look so much like the Six Eyes? And that white hair and familiar face, who is this?

Gojo froze in place. He pulled down his blindfold, revealing his beautiful, icy blue catlike eyes. Huh, this cursed energy... isn't this kid...

At the same time, Megumi looked at Gojo, the shameless teacher. "Satou, is this the dad you're looking for? This guy looks exactly like you." So Satou must be Gojo's son, right? He has to be.

Everyone at the school: What are you talking about? If anyone looks like Gojo, it's that kid. But why does this kid look so much like Gojo?

Geto Satou pushed his little sunglasses back up from the bridge of his nose, looking horrified. "Aaaah! Why does this guy look so much like me? Did Daddy have another kid?"

Everyone: What? How did he come to that conclusion? Is this kid a little slow?

Who would have thought Gojo would teleport over, pick Geto Satou up, and hold him high in the air?

Geto Satou: "Aaaah! Put me down!"

Megumi: "Let Satou go!"

Gojo: "Satou, huh? Be good and call me Dad."

The people from the Star Religious Group in the distance: Aaaaah! What do we do? Lord Satou!

And so, everyone in the jujutsu world learned that Gojo and Geto had a child. The child had inherited both the Six Eyes and Cursed Spirit Manipulation perfectly. The Gojo family and the Star Religious Group fought tooth and nail over custody.

Later, looking at his and Geto's son, Gojo thought, Suguru, love really is the most twisted curse.

He couldn't stop himself from wishing Suguru wouldn't die.

Unbeknownst to him, Gojo's curse opened a rift in time. He and his son repeatedly went to see Geto in the past, just to help him get through that "miserable summer."

Geto from different points in time: This is... a child between me and Satoru!!!!

Meanwhile, the brain plotting a sneak attack in secret suddenly felt a chill run through its head.

The kid was conceived by accident with Gojo five years after Geto defected.

The kid's name is Geto Satou, and he's five years old. From the start, Geto is already dead.

Everything Gojo and the kid change in the past will be reflected in the present. They go to the past of their own world, not a parallel timeline.

Gojo/Geto, mainly about the parents' love story.

Upcoming novel: Little Xia You Saves His Dads from Their Impending Bad End

After school, Geto Oto came home and saw a large, flamboyant note on the door: [Kid, me and Suguru went on our honeymoon. Go mooch food off Yaga and Shoko. (?˙▽˙?)]

Below it was another unfinished message: [Satoru, don't be like this. Oto, while your dads are away, be good and eat your meals... Satoru! Stop pulling at me.]

Geto Oto sighed, used to it all by now. Forget it. He was already used to his good-for-nothing dads.

Suddenly, a flash of white light appeared, and Geto Oto vanished.

[The Night Parade of a Hundred Demons]

Geto the cult leader had an arm around Yuta's shoulder and leaned in to speak to him. Teacher Gojo watched Geto coldly. "Don't corrupt my student."

Geto the cult leader flashed an exaggerated grin. "Satoru..."

Suddenly, a white-haired, blue-eyed little boy in a dragonfly-patterned kimono appeared in front of Geto the cult leader.

Geto the cult leader's eyes widened. Good heavens, this child looks just like his best friend.

Geto Oto's catlike eyes lit up as he looked at Geto the cult leader and Teacher Gojo. "Daddy Geto, you good-for-nothing white-haired Dad, weren't you two going on your honeymoon?"

Everyone: Huh? Who? Gojo and Geto? For real?

[The Great KFC Breakup Scene]

Geto looked calmly at Gojo. "Satoru, if you want to kill me, then do it. Your choice will have meaning."

Gojo raised a finger as if to snap and widened his catlike eyes. "You..."

A white-haired, blue-eyed child fell from the sky.

Geto Oto looked at Geto and Gojo in confusion. "Dads, weren't you having your wedding?"

The people watching in secret: !! So those two really are involved! Their best-friend act was just a lie to fool us!

[The Star Plasma Vessel Incident]

Gojo covered his wound and reassured Geto. "I'm fine. Take Amanai and go first."

Geto looked at Gojo with concern.

A white-haired, blue-eyed child floated in midair.

Geto Oto turned to Geto and Gojo. "Dad, don't be afraid. I'll protect you!"

Geto Oto turned to the sorcerer killer and raised his right hand slightly. "Super duper thunderbolt cannon, "

The sorcerer killer: ?? What's going on? A little Six Eyes? Is this a father-and-son team-up?

[The Day They Enrolled at Jujutsu High]

Gojo, wearing little round sunglasses, pointed at Geto's bangs. "Weird bangs, hahaha!"

Geto gave Gojo a smile that didn't reach his eyes. "Gojo, my bangs aren't weird at all."

Gojo revealed one catlike eye, stuck out his tongue, and tugged on Geto's bangs.

Geto immediately got into a scuffle with Gojo. They traded punches and kicks, having a great time.

A white-haired, blue-eyed child fell from the sky.

Geto Oto: "Daddy Geto, Daddy Gojo, stop fighting. Today is your wedding anniversary!"

Gojo had Geto's bangs between his teeth, while Geto gripped Gojo's white hair. They both looked stunned. Huh??? Us?

Their female classmate watched them with a cigarette in her mouth. "Well, well. Interesting."

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