A Gojo X Geto Kid, but Their Dads Never Dated

[Synopsis] Coming next: Before My Best Friend Turned Evil, Our Kid Was Three. Updates begin August 1.

Sorry, babies, it was my mistake. The system automatically set the bonus chapter for chapter 100 to 100%, and I can’t change it!

One day, the Geto cult leader was working the monkeys at a Star Religious Group gathering, about to pull a random Grade 3 curse out of his curse storage to warm up the crowd, when a child of about six or seven suddenly fell from the sky and landed squarely in his arms.

Geto the cult leader: !

The monkeys below: !!!

Geto the cult leader met the child’s eyes. The child’s familiar face briefly threw him off, but he quickly recovered and raised the child in his arms.

“This is the Star Religious Group’s Holy Child!”

The monkeys bowed in reverence.

“We pay our respects to the cult leader and the Holy Child!”

Afterward, Geto the cult leader questioned the black-haired child, who wore a medical eyepatch over his right eye and looked more and more familiar the longer Geto stared.

The child’s little face was tense and expressionless as tears fell from his eyes. He called out, “Daddy.”

Geto the cult leader: !!!!!

*

One day, a white-haired teacher and his students came face-to-face with Geto the cult leader and his followers, who were out with a child. Seeing the child call his best friend Daddy, he asked in confusion,

“Are you an omega, Suguru? But we’re both virgins.”

Everyone: ...!

Geto the cult leader’s eyes nearly popped out of his head!

Geto the cult leader leapt up and beat someone up.

Gojo-sensei’s students and Geto the cult leader’s family were all baffled as to why the white-haired teacher was so certain the child was born to the two of them while they were virgins, and went into a collective brain spiral.

*

Geto Satoru can see the future, but gradually he realizes that the “future” he sees may not be the real future. At the same time, something strange seems to be lurking in the shadows, trying to hurt them.

But this isn’t much of a problem for him, since he has two dads who are special grade sorcerers. His dads will definitely take care of it! The newly appointed Holy Child of the Star Religious Group just needs to work hard to grow the organization and make it powerful, defeat the higher-ups, and help Daddy Geto become the true king of the jujutsu world!

What he’s really worried about is his two dads’ relationship. Why hasn’t Daddy Gojo, who’s planning to become his other dad, married Daddy Geto yet?

*

[Irresponsible bonus skit]

Tokyo Jujutsu High, the Three Great Families, and the higher-ups all sit together.

Higher-ups: Gojo is in cahoots with the curse user Geto! Put him on trial, immediately!

Tokyo Jujutsu High: Cahoots? That’s clearly a normal visit after a divorce.

Gojo family: Whatever the case, the child belongs to the Gojo family.

Zenin and Kamo: Six.

[Tips]

1. The main story actually starts in the second loop.

2. The child is Gojo and Geto’s biological child. You can think of him as a miraculous baby born under special circumstances after their cursed energy merged. Just go with it, it’s all sorcery anyway. (The timeline is before the Night Parade of a Hundred Demons. Gojo and Geto are 27, and the kid looks 7.)

3. Gojo/Geto only. Please don’t switch or break up the pairing in the comments.

4. Out-of-character characterization warning. I’ll do my best to stay true to the original, though the later crazy parts won’t stick to it.

5. Gojo and Geto have an incredibly strong bond, and no one can compare to the other. Gojo is an extreme “men over women” type. Refer to the flowers and grass theory. If that bothers you, proceed with caution. (To be clear, the flowers and grass theory doesn’t mean the students aren’t important, just that they don’t compare to Suguru.)

6. Overall lighthearted, but with the original’s tone. There may be some angst mixed in, since the teacher and cult leader have it a little rough. Maybe half serious drama and half comedy? That’s right, I’m trying to follow the plot.

[Upcoming story] Before My Best Friend Turned Evil, Our Kid Was Three

*‖ A youthful romance about the DKs becoming parents before falling in love, with chaotic comedy and nonstop antics:

My best friend said he had the summer blues. Gojo didn’t think much of it, but quietly kept an eye on him.

Geto seemed to have lost a little more weight.

Geto had such dark circles under his eyes. Was he having trouble sleeping?

Geto’s lips were wet. Had he thrown up?

Geto’s cursed energy was acting strange, bouncing around.

Geto smelled milky. So good!

Why did the child in Geto’s bedroom look so much like Geto?

In a flash, Gojo understood everything.

His best friend Suguru wasn’t suffering from the summer blues. He was having a baby!

Gojo was utterly shocked!

Seeing that the child had some of his own cursed energy, Gojo: !!!

Suguru had been hiding his omega identity all this time, but he still chose to give birth to their child?

Suguru loves me so much!

Gojo, the world’s greatest best friend, swore: I’ll never let Suguru down! We’re getting married, right now!

*

The homeroom teacher, Yaga, slowly formed a question mark as Gojo suddenly carried a child in and announced his engagement.

Who had a child with whom? Who was getting married to whom?

Gojo announced proudly: That’s right, Suguru and I have a child!

A female classmate walking by dropped her cigarette and ran for it.

Nanami and Haibara watched their upperclasswoman run off. What did Gojo-senpai just say?

Gojo spotted his underclassmen, his eyes lit up, and he ran over. “Little Satoru, look! These are Daddy’s underclassmen!”

The child, with a double pupil in his right eye, glanced at them and said in a hollow voice, “They all die horribly. This school is doomed.”

The underclassmen: !!!

Watching from a corner as his best friend spread rumors, Geto could only think: ...There’s no explaining this. I might as well defect.

*‖ A genius three-and-a-half-year-old child as the savior of the world:

Geto Satoru was born already three years old. He had eyes that could see the future and was a true child prodigy. What’s more, he had two dads who were special grade sorcerers, so he could do whatever he wanted in the jujutsu world!

But Geto Satoru actually had a little secret of his own. It seemed he was bound to a world-saving System.

On the first day, he took Daddy Bangs to Yokohama to stop the Rampaging God from going berserk.

On the second day, he took Daddy Sunglasses to Yokohama to save a leader who had fallen from a building.

On the third day, he took his big brother and big sister to Yokohama to punish the bad guys who kidnapped children.

Huh? Why is it always Yokohama? What happened to saving the world?

After beating up the System, they finally went somewhere other than Yokohama this time!

Geto Satoru happily held Daddy Bangs’ hand with his left hand and Daddy Sunglasses’ hand with his right, and went boing as they landed in a crowded subway station.

Huh? Why is that guy who looks like Daddy Bangs, but has stitches on his forehead, smiling so creepily?

Hey! Why does that white-haired guy, kneeling on the ground and trapped, look just like Daddy Sunglasses?

While Geto Satoru’s thoughts raced, his two dads went straight at them, and a pink brain bounced out of a flying skull!

Three-year-old savior Geto Satoru: Huh?

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(Tokyo Jujutsu High IF timeline.

A story about a child born before Suguru defects, but with random trips to parallel worlds from other anime and manga. Also known as The Savior Is Three and a Half, A Guide to Raising a Child for the Strongest DKs, and My Best Friend Keeps Talking About Divorce After Our Child Is Born, etc. (not really).

All three family members should have a big role. The dads get a youthful romance, the kid gets the role of a toddler savior, and one production crew is filming several shows at once.)

Theme: I will give you your happiness!