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Synopsis:
On the third day after diagnosing himself with pica, Geto was watching his best friend win a pair of plush toys from a claw machine on a Tokyo street.
White hair and round sunglasses.
A lock of hair on its forehead.
Pretty hard not to recognize.
Gojo lifted one of the plushies by its bangs and exclaimed, “Suguru, its eyes are too big. It’s a knockoff, definitely a knockoff!”
The two kitties: Our evil plan begins now!
They started mooching off Geto and Gojo, successfully moving into the school dorms and letting out sinister “meow-moo” cries.
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The naughty kitties were full of secrets, and every now and then they brought Geto some special mushrooms.
When they saw Gojo get stabbed during the Star Plasma Vessel mission,
the little kitties rose up in rebellion and turned the scar-faced man into a muscle mushroom on the spot.
The bang-haired kitty and the sunglasses kitty meowed imperiously, “We’ll stew him into soup to help you regain your strength!”
Geto: Monkey mushroom soup is poisonous. Don’t let Gojo drink it!
The kitties gave out mushrooms as if they were handing out gold coins. They were worth a fortune.
And as Geto received more and more mushrooms, he realized he seemed to have attracted a strange cult.
The followers charged in shouting things like, “The sacred flames blaze bright, the holy light shines far. All who follow our faith, meow-moo, meow-moo!”
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The naughty kitties told Gojo, “Your best friend is going to defect in the future! He’ll kill monkeys! He’ll abandon you! It’s terrifying!”
Gojo looked at his best friend, the most wonderful person in the universe, who had just promised him, “I’ll definitely tell you all my secrets,” and said he didn’t believe them.
But not long afterward, he discovered that his best friend had actually joined a mysterious cult, become its leader, and even put on the five-striped Geto robe!
The white-haired boy’s alarm bells went off instantly.
No substitutes allowed! My position is in danger!
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The newly appointed cult leader Geto and his best friend agreed to go eat half-price ice cream on the streets of Shinjuku. But when they opened their eyes, they’d been carried off by cats.
The sunglasses kitty stood on the podium and said, “Now let me meow a few words.”
The bangs kitty beside him continued, “The Star Religious Group has fallen into decline. The Meow-Meow Religion rules now! Let’s curse-kill to our hearts’ content!”
Gojo and Geto, learning that the Star Religious Group had been turned into the Meow-Meow Religion: Huh? Did we do all that work for nothing?!
Bonus scene:
Geto Kitty introduces himself: “Hewwo, I’m Suguru, ruler of the mushroom forest in the Cotton Candy Universe.”
DK Gojo and DK Geto, confused: “Why are your mushrooms so small?”
Gojo Kitty: “Baka. Suguru grows baby mushrooms.”
“These grandpa mushrooms you’re eating look old as dirt.” (He steps on the shiitake in DK Gojo’s bowl.)
[Gojo/Geto pairing. The kitties are Chimi plush toys.]
Theme: Love can heal anything
It's so cute, hahahaha, a crape myrtle pig descended from the sky! Babies, the sky is really falling. Everyone thinks you are little pigs! 😚 Since the adults are bound, they have to take responsibility, so the two adults must set good examples for the little pigs [Let me be healthy]
Xiaomao Wu's life: without Xia Youjie, meeting Xia Youjie, having Xia Youjie, losing Xia Youjie, missing Xia Youjie, fighting for Xia Youjie's ideals, killing Xia Youjie, missing Xia Youjie in dreams, being sealed by Xia Youjie's body, fighting to take back Xia Youjie's body, finally catching up with Xia Youjie, and reuniting with Xia Youjie at the airport () Wow, thank you for this book! Mimi, please be happy for the rest of your life~ The Wuxia babies in all parallel worlds should be happy~
Hateful! Hello Xiaojie, hello Xiaowu, hello cute little girls, and bad brains! Die to me
Jamie will always have an angel kitten in his heart hahahahahahahaha 🌈 The end is full of flowers, Mimi Moo, the bad cats will always be happy [Spreading Flowers]
Very good! Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew Chew.
Great, you two joined the Beggar Clan seamlessly (what?
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Nibble on two cute breasts~Stop your brain!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha attack Jay with a headbutt
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha The biggest killer is grapes! It reminds me of what I saw before: the kind of situation where you can fall in love with your best friends. One of them may be a bitch, but both of them can't be bitches, otherwise the originally romantic walk in the snow will turn into two idiots trying to build a snowman higher. One of them said you can't kick my snowman, and the other immediately jumped up and broke his bones because the snowman contained a fire hydrant.
Hahahahaha Xiaojie, you are Wu Mi's absolute bot 🤩