The main pairing is an original character as the top, with Gojo and Geto as the main ship (no breaking them up or switching roles; apologies if that offends you), as well as the canon ships. [Unconditional paragraph comments are open. Come leave a message and chat with me!]
Also known as The Bento Retrieval Plan and The Jujutsu Kaisen Family Rescue Plan.
Serious blurb:
As a retired employee of the Time Government, Xiang Yue was bound to a Jujutsu world whose plot had taken a nosedive. They say this world is famous for its despair, because even by the ending, its fundamental problems have never been solved.
Xiang Yue refuses to believe it. She has worked for a century and changed a world where despairing humans became monsters that had to be slain. Surely a little Jujutsu...
But knowledge gained from books is shallow. There's always a higher mountain. Still, she can't take back what she said, and she'll press on for the happy family she promised everyone.
The task force member who got conned by the world has chosen crazy mode: If I relentlessly torment others, they won't be able to torment me!
A miserable summer? What miserable summer? Have you cleaned up the mess? Have you sorted out the children's education? Have you made arrangements for all the kids you've picked up, whose numbers keep growing?
Our slogan is: Keep your bowls in hand, eat every last cursed spirit, and send those rotten oranges flying!
Less serious version:
Good news: Xiang Yue finally retired from the Time Government. Bad news: On the way to a happy retirement, she got bound by a strange world consciousness and sent to a strange place.
According to the introduction, this new world is a hellish start. Cursed spirits born from ordinary people's negative emotions, Jujutsu Sorcerers who can control their power and fight for ordinary people so cursed spirits don't appear, only to be misunderstood, rejected, and eventually die...
But saving the world means getting a family of her own! And she can eat her fill in this world!
Later, Xiang Yue nearly fell apart over her rash decision. This is worse than going back to work!
With hostile forces eyeing her from all sides, a cult-leader mom who turns her worries inward until everyone fears she'll lose her faith, and a teacher dad who loves adding fuel to the fire and making enemies, Xiang Yue let out her 572nd scream and punched another rotten orange. "I just want a normal family. Is that so hard?"
A mom with a miserable summer, an unreliable dad, a broken family, and a grieving god. With no other choice, she keeps working hard to figure things out while helplessly rage-eating brains.
Suguru Geto Xiang Yue: a mighty double-door, with broad shoulders everyone can lean on!
P.S. The child is biologically related to the two of them. The child wasn't born through male pregnancy, nor did they transform from that purple cursed spirit. Before adulthood, their gender is tentatively Walmart shopping bag or attack helicopter. This blurb is just the author making stuff up while going crazy, and may only be about thirty percent similar to the actual story. It's an ensemble story, with the main narrative told from Gojo and Geto's perspectives and Xiang Yue's.
The story officially begins February 3. I wanted to time it with one of my favorite characters' birthdays.
There will be OOC, absolutely. If it bothers you, all I can do is prostrate myself in apology...
This is a self-indulgent story written to satisfy my tastes. The golden finger is huge, really huge. I love happy endings where everyone gets a dumpling. Xiang Yue's CP will appear in the middle-to-later part of the story, and they'll fall in love as adults in the extras.
Theme: Work hard to build a better life for yourself.
There's Something Wrong with Our Sect's Feng Shui
The Story of the Kittens
So You're the Church of Elysium?
Illness
Offering the Demon King to the New World
Hyperdimensional Messages [Five Summer]
Hyperthymesia and Mind Blindness [Gojo and Geto]
Remarried After My Wedding Day
The Caged World
Spring Does Not Wait
The Young Marquis's Diary of Pursuing Love
A Guide to Interracial Romance
... It's so disgusting. She would do something to her own daughter. Her mother is not a good person either.
Manami looks like she has memories
There are so many flaws that I don't know what to say. I'll deduct a 6.
Hahahahahahahahahaha What a wonderful focus, so cute
Iivv means that Hu will definitely give you a devastating ending at the beginning tomorrow.
We are still children, we have come here, and we are all relatives who are celebrating the New Year, so it is not easy [Gotou]
I have always felt that the environment in which Jie grew up may be like that: parents long for their children to be excellent, provide certain or even adequate material needs, and demand their children in a way that they think is good, but rarely truly understand and cannot understand their children's "abnormal" emotional needs. At the extreme point, it may even appear that "my child cannot be abnormal." This leads to children being psychologically lonely, not being understood, and having their emotional needs not met. This kind of family is actually the most common ordinary family in East Asia. After many people become financially independent and out of the control of their parents, they will gradually give up on gaining "understanding" from their family of origin, and then reconcile with their parents in the past. But it's a pity that Jie did not live safely until this day. His youth was too twists and turns.
Everyone is crazy about the curse... A world where only jjxx's paintings are exciting...
Hahahaha, Pangda is now almost at the kindergarten age where he "will tell teachers and other children all the big and small things at home."
I'm going! This idea is great! Very possible!