Jujutsu Meowtles: Now Serializing

1.

When Kugisaki Nobara opened her eyes through the sharp pain, she saw a scene that looked familiar: a cursed spirit holding a child was threatening her to put down her weapon.

Kugisaki Nobara vaguely remembered. Oh, this was when she had just enrolled. She immediately took care of the cursed spirit and came to a conclusion.

She had returned to the age of sixteen.

This time, she swore she would protect everyone. But then Itadori Yuji suddenly threw his arms around her, and Fushiguro Megumi was in his arms too.

The three compared what they knew. As it turned out, they had all been reborn. This time, they swore they would protect everyone and absolutely wouldn't let Gojo Satoru die alongside Ryomen Sukuna again.

Speaking of which, where was Gojo-sensei? Shouldn't he be on this mission too?

"Meow~" An adorable white cat answered their call.

Kugisaki Nobara: ?

Itadori Yuji: ?

Fushiguro Megumi: ?

"Gojo... sensei?"

"Meow~" The cat answered again. The little round sunglasses perched on its ears slipped a little as it tilted its head, and it tried rather unhappily to push them back into place with a paw.

Kugisaki Nobara: ?

Itadori Yuji: ?

Fushiguro Megumi: ?

Help! What do we do now that Gojo-sensei has turned into a cat?!

[Obviously, first straighten his little round sunglasses.]

2.

Gojo Meow is a top-tier fighter, and everyone wants to pet him. But he refuses to let humans pet him, and only allows himself to rub against them.

With a graceful leap, he dodges the three students' wicked reaching hands, then sits primly and haughtily on the lectern and starts teaching.

Amid a chorus of meows, Gojo Meow is convinced he's explaining those strings of math formulas clearly.

What? What if the students don't understand cat language?

What does Gojo Meow care? He's just a poor little cat who can teach. How could Gojo Meow possibly speak human?

3.

When Gojo Meow, who refuses to be petted, finally starts rubbing his face against his adorable student's cheek, the chosen one, Itadori Yuji, clutches his fluttering heart. "Aww, sensei is so cute!"

Kugisaki Nobara, not chosen, grits her teeth in envy. "Damn it! You get to be rubbed against by sensei! Itadori, give him to me!"

"But if sensei doesn't want to, there's nothing I can do." Itadori Yuji looks completely innocent, though there's a hint of smug triumph.

But Fushiguro Megumi, drawing on his years of experience as Gojo Satoru's (human) caretaker, has a nagging feeling something is off. As a Gojo Satoru, Gojo Meow probably isn't trying to act cute.

"But sensei really is so cute~"

Fushiguro Megumi looks at the white cat's soft, fluffy fur, its big, round, sparkling blue eyes, and its pink, squishy paw pads. He has to admit that Gojo Meow really is cute.

Ieiri Shoko, who has experience caring for both Gojo Satoru (human) and Gojo Satoru (cat), knows exactly what's going on. "Gojo Meow is saying that this is his."

Itadori Yuji: ?

Gojo Meow: Mine, mine, mine, mine! This is mine, that's mine! The Gojo clan is mine, Tokyo Jujutsu High is mine, Yaga is mine, Shoko is mine, Yuta, Maki, Inumaki, Panda, Megumi, and Nobara are all mine!!

Gojo Meow: Hmm? Why does Yuji smell like someone else? No, Yuji is mine too. Everything is mine! Oh, it's been so long. I hope Geto's scent hasn't faded. No, Geto is mine too!

Gojo Meow immediately turns and leaves school to find his writing soulmate, aka caretaker, Suguru Geto. Abandoned by his teacher, Itadori Yuji can only bite a handkerchief and shed waterfalls of tears. "Waaah, sensei, don't go."

Kugisaki Nobara pats his shoulder, making no attempt to hide her jealousy as she starts gloating. Fushiguro Megumi pats his shoulder too. When Yuji looks up at him gratefully, Megumi adds, "Serves you right."

After all, Fushiguro Megumi really wants Gojo Meow to rub against him too.

Itadori Yuji: qaq

4.

Is there anything wrong with Gojo Satoru, the homeroom teacher of the first-years at Tokyo Jujutsu High, head of the Gojo clan, the Gojo clan's prodigy, and the top fighter in the jujutsu world who changed the balance of the world the moment he was born, being a cat?

No.

*Also known as: I Was Reborn at Sixteen After Nearly Dying, Only to Find the Whole World Had Been Reborn Except My Teacher, Who Turned into a Cat

*Everyone in the world was reborn except Gojo Satoru and Brain-chan

Theme: May everything you wish for come true, dear Gojo-sensei.