This Top Isn't Quite Up to the Task

Chi Qing and Feng Yuqiu had been together for seven years, from college through their first jobs after graduation.

At first, Feng Yuqiu could hand in his homework on time every night. But over the last two years, he hadn't been doing so well: too short, too few.

Snakes are lustful by nature, and Chi Qing had two. He needed to be pampered by them in turn every day to feel even halfway satisfied.

As his lover's performance kept declining, he researched human remedies: kidney supplements, goji berries, red dates, deer-blood wine, bull penis, kidneys...

So when Feng Yuqiu got home from work, he found the table covered with all kinds of nourishing foods. After a few days of eating them, he felt sick.

He hugged Chi Qing to show his affection. "Honey, can we stop eating this stuff? It makes me sick."

Chi Qing smiled and popped a slice of ginseng into his mouth. "Can you manage nine times tonight?"

Feng Yuqiu swallowed the ginseng and felt his crotch already starting to ache.

Chi Qing's expression turned cold. "I'm not asking that much of you."

When Feng Yuqiu first started dating him, Chi Qing was the campus heartthrob, admired on the confession wall: pure and aloof, never giving anyone the time of day.

Once the two of them met by chance and got together (Feng Yuqiu was extremely looks-obsessed), Feng Yuqiu realized that Chi Qing really was cold most of the time, treating everyone with the same indifferent, icy demeanor. But at night, he turned into a completely different person, never seeming to get enough.

Who in their right mind does it ten times a day? That's not a person, that's a monster!

To protect his precarious little secret identity, which he'd worked so hard to put on, Feng Yuqiu swore he would do it seven times a day at most, and no more!

He couldn't let his wife find out he was a monster!

Then one day, he finally became normal. He could only do it five times a day.

Chi Qing grabbed him by the collar, his eyes blazing as if he could burn Feng Yuqiu to death. "Even the CEOs in novels can do it seven times in one night. You're only twenty-five, and you're already impotent? You can't perform anymore?"

Feng Yuqiu brought over his computer. "Honey, look it up online. I'm already doing great."

Then Chi Qing dropped a bombshell on him: "I'm pregnant. I need it at least ten times a day."

P-pregnant... Can a man get pregnant?

Even after Chi Qing threw the test results in Feng Yuqiu's face, Feng Yuqiu was still lost in thought.

How could this be? It made no sense at all!

Ten months later, Chi Qing, looking satisfied and rosy-cheeked, handed Feng Yuqiu an egg. "I laid it."

"How did you lay it?"

"..."

"Where did it come out?"

"..."

"Honey, why did you lay an egg?"

How could a person lay an egg?!

It dawned on Feng Yuqiu that his wife might not be human either.

Reader's Guide:

The author is writing exactly what they want, creating this madness while out of their mind.

The top isn't bad at all. The top is very capable?

Two gorgeous monster men. The bottom does his homework for the top and really lays an egg. Read the story for the exact reason.

Guess what kind of monster the top is. Anyway, he's fluffy.

Theme: Love life and look forward to tomorrow!