[Western Crossover] One Hundred Romances with Robin

[Told in third person] You’re a once-immortal jellyfish who accidentally turned into a human. Other than being immortal and an assassin, there’s nothing special about you. You transfer to Gotham High and help your adoptive father steal a jewel on the side. Your adoptive father says the mission is simple: keep your identity secret and don’t get in the way. So you realize you only need to do three things: 1. Evade your desk mate’s questions. 2. Evade your online friend’s questions. 3. Evade Robin’s questions. Then you realize all three of them are the same person. On the night of the mission, you get into a huge fight with this three-in-one human. Suddenly, the three-in-one pins you against the wall in a fit of rage. He kisses you forcefully, then accuses you of being a love cheat who has already kissed him by force three times! You’ve even been in love twice! You, with no memory of any of it: … * Any injury resets you to your previous state. That’s how the jellyfish stays immortal. “But she wasn’t injured.” Even the slightest urge to reproduce triggers a forced reset. “She just fell in love with you.” At first, Damian thought he’d run into a little con artist. Later, he wished she really were a love cheat. Reader’s guide: 1. OOC, plenty of headcanons, and my own take on the timeline. 2. A bittersweet romance with a happy ending. You could think of it as a high school romance. 3. Assassin’s Creed lore and settings will appear, but the plot and characters are original. You can enjoy it even if you haven’t played the games. Theme: Quality of life matters greatly.