The Tortured-Novel Heroine Slaps the Lawless Celebrities [Quick Transmigration]

A reminder that every world in this story is fictional. If the events in the novel don't follow the rules of the real world, that's completely normal.

Here's the irreverent, rant-filled blurb:

“Psycho?”

“Kidney harvesting?”

“Disabled and twisted?”

“Falling for the person who bullies you?”

“Can love cure pain?”

After binge-reading three hundred novels overnight, Zhong Qing went crazy. It was as if her entire worldview had been thrown to the ground and trampled into the dirt. So now people with issues can fall in love, right?

There were twenty volumes of the novel, and every single one was a walking crime. So in tragic romances, are there really no police?

She wondered this in her mind.

A voice answered, “That's right. There are no police in tragic romances.”

“Who are you?” Zhong Qing panicked.

System: “I'm the 3tdz8 (Slap Him Across the Face) System. I've detected your resentment and bound myself to you. I'll send you to various small worlds to complete missions.”

“Huh?”

Zhong Qing transmigrated. She was furious. “I'm a perfectly good materialist woman. Why are you doing this to me?”

But the System told her she'd get 30 billion for completing the missions.

“Host, if you don't want to do it, I can find someone else.”

Zhong Qing declared righteously, “I'll do it.” Hesitating even for a second would be an insult to 30 billion. That's 30 billion! I can forget every worry in the world~

“Great. You're the heroine of a tragic romance.”

“Nani?”

In the first world, she transmigrated into the male lead's wife, who was abused and had a kidney harvested.

The male lead said, “You have two kidneys. Why can't you give one to Qianqian?”

Zhong Qing replied, “You have two kidneys too. Why don't you give her one?”

In the second world, she transmigrated into a heroine who was bullied.

The teacher said, “Why does he only hit you and not the others? It's because he likes you.”

Zhong Qing walked up and slapped her. “Teacher, please stop. I'm deeply in love with you.”

In the Nth world, she transmigrated into the maid and empress who helped a disgraced crown prince rise to power from the Cold Palace.

The chief eunuch said, “The empress is of ill repute. Give her poisoned wine.”

Zhong Qing looked at the armored female general beside her. “How many people do we have?”

The general: “Three...”

Zhong Qing: “Thirty? That's a bit low. Cut this eunuch down.”

The general: “Your Majesty, we have three hundred thousand.”

Zhong Qing: “This is a forged imperial decree, absolutely forged! Guards! Join me in storming the imperial city, purging the corrupt and saving the nation!”

Upcoming novels:

1. Cats Aren't Allowed to Slack Off at the End of the World

After dying twenty times at the end of the world and being reborn at its beginning once again, Jiang Yu understood one thing: if you can't do something, don't force yourself.

Saving the world was a great and noble task, and she just wasn't up to it. Sorry, little System, I can't save this world.

The world's already ending. Whether you die sooner or later, you're still going to die. Better to die at home than out there.

With all their food and ammo gone, Jiang Yu lay on the sofa and closed her eyes.

As she breathed her last, the System suddenly upgraded: [Ding! Beginner's gift: Animal Language Basics Lv. 1]

Then she suddenly heard her three cats talking...

Calico: “Why isn't the human eating? Stop sleeping and come get the hot pot from my pocket dimension.”

Tabby: “Didn't I already put the Zombie King's core in the human's mouth? Is the human dead? If it is, we'll have no slave.”

Siberian Forest Cat: “That Wang Ergou next door stole our cured meat!”

Jiang Yu slammed the table and sprang to her feet. “You little bastard!”

Three years later, in humanity's largest Dawn Base, its leader, Jiang Yu, softly pleaded with her three cats. “My darlings, I'm sorry.”

Calico: “The human smells like a black cat. The pocket dimension stinks now.”

Tabby: “I'll beat it up and make cat soup out of it.”

Siberian Forest Cat: “Hmph. Is Wang Ergou's cat really that irresistible?”

Jiang Yu: The four of us are better off living well together than anything else.

2. The Demon-Hunting Compendium

This world is rotten to the core. Demons and monsters occupy the halls of power, immortals lord it over everyone from on high, and common people are nothing but food.

In half an hour, Xia Jingshuang will become the wolf demon magistrate's dinner.

She'd just arrived in this world and was already facing certain death, but Xia Jingshuang showed no fear at the thought of ending up on a plate. When she looked at the great demons, her eyes shone with a terrifying brightness.

They're all incredibly nourishing!

[Ding! The Demon-Hunting Compendium has been activated. Host, kill the current demon to gain supreme power.]

·

When she first arrived, she was a human sacrifice, dressed in rags and without a name.

Three years later, she kicked open the door to a demon banquet and crushed the neck of the great demon seated at the head of the table.

“The Demon-Hunting Bureau is here on routine business.”

“Turn the cart over. Leave no one alive.”

Theme: Justice may be delayed, but it will never be absent