The Tortured-Novel Heroine Slaps the Lawless Celebrities [Quick Transmigration]

Updated every evening. Thanks for following the story! Once again, all the worlds in this novel are fictional. If the rules in the story differ from those of the real world, that’s perfectly normal. P.S. Please add my upcoming novel to your collection! Its blurb is at the end of this one. Thank you~ Here’s the blurb for this wonderfully unhinged story: “Psycho?” “Kidney harvesting?” “Disabled and gloomy?” “Falling in love with the person who bullies you?” “Love can make pain go away?” After binge-reading three hundred novels overnight, Zhong Qing went crazy. It was as if her entire worldview had been thrown to the ground and crushed. So now people with issues are the only ones allowed to fall in love, huh? Twenty volumes of fiction, and every single one full of criminals. Are there really no police in melodramatic romance novels? She thought this to herself. A voice answered, “That’s right. There are no police in melodramatic romance novels.” “Who are you?” Zhong Qing asked nervously. System: “I’m the 3tdz8 (Slap Him Across the Face) System. I detected your resentment, so I’ve bound myself to you. I’ll send you to various little worlds to complete missions.” “Huh?” Zhong Qing transmigrated. She was furious. “I was a perfectly normal young woman who believed in materialism! Why are you doing this to me?” But the System told her she’d get thirty billion yuan for completing her missions. “Host, if you don’t want to do it, I can find someone else.” Zhong Qing replied with righteous conviction, “I’m in.” Hesitating even for a second would be disrespectful to thirty billion yuan. That’s thirty billion! I can forget every worry in the world~ “Great. You’ll be the heroine of a melodramatic romance novel.” “Nani?” In the first world, she became the male lead’s wife. He abused her and had her kidney harvested. Male lead: “You have two kidneys. Why can’t you give one to Qianqian?” Zhong Qing: “You have two kidneys too. Why don’t you give her one?” In the second world, she became a heroine who was bullied. Teacher: “Why does he only hit you and not the others? He hits you because he likes you.” Zhong Qing slapped him. “Teacher, stop. I love you with all my heart.” In the Nth world, she became a maid who helped a disgraced crown prince rise to power in the cold palace, and eventually became empress. Chief Eunuch: “The empress has no virtue. Grant her poisoned wine.” Zhong Qing glanced at the female general standing beside her, armed with a saber. “How many people do we have?” General: “Thir...” Zhong Qing: “Thirty? That’s a bit low. Cut this eunuch down.” General: “Your Majesty, we have three hundred thousand.” Zhong Qing: “This is a forged imperial edict, an absolute forgery! Guards! Follow me to the imperial city to purge the court and save the nation!” Upcoming novels: 1. Cats Aren’t Allowed to Slack Off in the Apocalypse After dying twenty times in the apocalypse and being reborn once more at its beginning, Jiang Yu understood one thing: you shouldn’t force yourself to do what you can’t. Saving the world was far too noble a task for her. Sorry, System, I can’t save this world. It was already the apocalypse. Whether you died sooner or later, you were going to die. Dying at home was better than dying outside. With all her food and ammunition gone, Jiang Yu lay on the sofa and closed her eyes. As she was on the verge of death, the System suddenly upgraded: 【Ding! Newbie gift: Animal Language Basics Lv. 1】 Then she suddenly heard her three cats talking... Calico cat: “Why isn’t the human eating? Stop sleeping and come get the hotpot from my inventory.” Tabby cat: “Didn’t I put the zombie king’s core in the human’s mouth? Is the human going to die? If they die, we won’t have a servant anymore.” Siberian cat: “Wang Ergou next door stole our cured meat!” Jiang Yu leaped to her feet. “You little bastard!” Three years later, at humanity’s largest Dawn Base, its leader, Jiang Yu, gently coaxed her three cats. “My darlings, I was wrong.” Calico cat: “The human smells all over like that black cat. The inventory reeks now.” Tabby cat: “I’ll beat it up and make cat soup out of it.” Siberian cat: “Hmph. Is Wang Ergou’s cat really that appealing to you?” Jiang Yu: The four of us living well together is all that matters. 2. Bestiary of Demon Hunters The world has gone rotten. Demons and monsters occupy the halls of power, immortals stand high above, and ordinary people at the bottom are nothing but food. In half an hour, Xia Jingshuang will be dinner for the wolf demon who serves as county magistrate. She’d just arrived in this world and was already trapped in a death sentence, but Xia Jingshuang wasn’t afraid of becoming a meal. When she looked at those enormous demons, her eyes shone with startling brightness. They’re all incredibly nourishing!!! 【Ding! The Bestiary of Demon Hunters is now active. Host, kill the demon before you to obtain peerless magical power.】 · When she first arrived, she was a human sacrifice, dressed in rags and without a name. Three years later, she kicked open the doors to a demon banquet and crushed the neck of the demon seated at the head of the table. “Routine enforcement by the Demon Hunting Bureau.” “Run them over. Leave no survivors.” Theme: Justice may be delayed, but it will never be absent.